Tagged: sweatpants

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Te amo, Mexico!

Ahhh, Mexico.  You’re so great.  You’re just right there next door.  Like the cute but slutty neighbor across the hall.  I know that when I get home drunk at 3 in the morning and... Read More

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American Girls Suck!

American girls suck! The more I have traveled the world and seen what it has to offer to more I have realized that the average American woman is shockingly low in quality.  Why?  Let... Read More