Men are simple.
As this post is going to be.
I am my husband’s girlfriend. Not just his old hag wife of 9+ years. And I have concluded that in almost twelve years of being together, there are three key ingredients to a successful relationship.
1. Feed him.
Make him a damn sandwich, and don’t make him ask twice.
2. Have sex with him.
Often and don’t use it as a tool.
3. Don’t bitch.
So what did we learn today?
Feed him, f*#k him and shut up.
It’s beautiful in its simplicity.