How to deal with Obamacare in three simple steps

If you haven’t been living under a rock for the last few years you’ve read all about the skyrocketing insurance premiums, broken exchanges that make it all but impossible to even sign up for coverage, good doctors fleeing the system and the general shittiness of the whole deal that is “Obamacare.” Like most idiotic liberal programs it’s so awesome it must be mandatory and if you decide you don’t want to participate you’ll been fined… or was it taxed… well it’s whatever it needs to be called to sneak it past a corrupt supreme court so that they can force you to buy a product you don’t want from a private company. Go ‘Murica! Go freedom! Fuck ya!

Anyway beating this isn’t very hard, it requires just three simple steps:

  1. Escape the corporate prison.
  2. Move abroad.
  3. Reduce your reportable, taxable income below the poverty line (currently around $10,000 per year). Like all good socialist welfare programs, The Poor™ are exempt and the entire burden must be carried by The Rich™* (unless they’re politicians, “business leaders” or celebrities – those superior individuals are exempt through loopholes… for your safety… or something).

Enjoy, you just escaped the crippling tax burden of Obamacare and the rest of the US socialist welfare state bullshit.

Bonus read: The Single Dude’s Guide to Internationalization and Wealth Preservation

Income Tax & the IRS

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