A Case Study in Singaporean Retardation: Xiaxue, “Celebrity Blogger”

Xiaxue, retarded Singaporean "celebrity blogger"

A couple years ago we published an anonymous guest post entitled “i dun unerstan u lah: An expose of Singaporea and Singaporean Retardation”. The article was wildly popular and it went viral almost immediately after we posted it. The overall response was basically foreigners saying “Yup, that’s Singapore” and Singaporeans saying “We no retarded FAK Uuuuuu Foreigners $*(#&(*@#&$”.

Yesterday, I accidentally stumbled across a perfect example of Singaporean Retardation in the wild: 31 year old “Celebrity Blogger,” Xiaxue, aka Wendy Cheng (I must mention her age because her blog looks like the creation of a mentally handicapped thirteen year old). I discovered her while fooling around answering questions on Quora. “Oh boy,” I thought, “this is going to be an excellent place to pull out some material from the archives.” I found some inane question about this “Xiaxue” thing so I answered the question letting readers know that this looks like an excellent example of Singaporean Retardation. Some retarded “gossip” web forum where they have 17 threads and counting on the Xiaxue phenomenon immediately commented on my answer. I noticed hundreds of referral hits coming to our site from this forum so I figured I should probably throw up a quick post about Xiaxue and Singaporeans to bait them further. As you may have noticed, if you read the original article, Singaporeans get so pissed when you insult them online that their heads practically explode.

Xiaxue on Quora

I am not really sure where to begin with this one. While Xiaxue is clearly no rocket scientist herself, I think the bigger story here is that she has nearly 350,000 Facebook likes, 240,000+ Twtitter followers and a claimed 40,000 pageviews per day of her Blogspot blog, which makes up a sizable portion of tiny Singapore’s entire population. While it’s pretty amazing that someone could be so retarded as to not move a website that generates 1.2 million pageviews per month off Blogspot, it’s even more amazing how many Singaporeans read this crap. It seems like Xiaxue is the “Kim Kardashian of Singapore” without the obnoxiously fat ass but with a distinctly ladyboyish flare (fake hair, fake eye color, etc.).

When dealing with Singaporean retardation, it’s often the details that are most amusing. Like the government websites that “close” outside of business hours and the toilet training signs for grownups, a Singaporean IT company claims to be “hosting” Xiaxue’s blog. The worst part is, I bet it actually earns them business since Singaporeans are clearly too stupid to recognize that Blogspot (aka Blogger) is a platform owned and hosted by Google.

Xiaxue's Blogspot.com Blog Footer

Xiaxue’s Blogspot.com Blog Footer

Don’t take my word for it, head on over to xiaxue.blogspot.com where you can enjoy reading such literary masterpieces as: “I caused Grace Tan to have LOOSE STOOLS” and “The Big Gushcloud Exposé” (Parts 1 and 2). The fun absolutely never stops on Xiaxue’s blog, read along and you too may become as retarded as the average Singaporean.

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  • Suz

    Terribly flat argument that all Singaporeans are retards just because of a few black sheeps – akin to saying all Americans are loud, crass and not very smart, from seeing how Trump acts.

    In any case, I totally abhor XX too, not sure why that excuse of a blogger can still survive when there are others out there who are better. I think I know what forum you were referring to, something about guru..? It has 19 threads of hate towards XX, rightfully so. She is obviously lying about her “stellar” following .

  • Charlie Bushmeister

    I wish she was hotter.

    • Her looks seem to be all ladyboyish smoke and mirrors. It seems she isn’t hot at all without makeup and maybe surgery.

      • Another XX hating Singaporean

        Even with layers of makeup and surgery, you think she’s hot? Aiyoh *PUKES* *gags* !!!!!
        No one in the whole of SG like this fugly jealous troublemaker. That’s all we know her by.

        • Who visits her site then?

          • Pussy Mike with small penis

            Her followers are school kids, foreigners like you who know nothing and haters who want to follow her just to remind themselves how lucky they are not be looking like her and living her pathetic sponsorship begging life sucking white man’s cock.

  • Use Your Brain, lah

    Please don’t insult us by comparing us with XX. Even when we write crap and talk cock in Singlish, we deliberately do it for fun. You’re just as retarded as the cross eyed dwarf if you cannot even understand that.

  • Mike Tang

    U can go to fukked urself. We dun need foreign skums like u!

  • James Tan

    If you no like Singapore you can fak off. You talk cock on us but we richest cuntry in world. HAHAHAHA! Joke on you!

    • Please, tell us more.

  • You had me at Singapore…I adjusted my brain cells to read further 🙂

    The least talented, most over rated place created by the elites for the elites to dump all their wealth. Its like the Switzerland for European elites.

  • Singaporean not proud of XX

    xiaxue is an utter embarrassment to Singapore, thanks for pointing that out. And oh btw, most of what you read in her blog are lies. She’s not the top blogger even in Spore much less Asia Pacific. Her company is obviously desperate Nuff’ to stoop to lying. you have to do more research to find the truths about this pathetic excuse of a retard.

  • Yara Aly

    I’m a Singaporean, and no, i am not a fan of this racist, hideous, attention-seeking creature, but seeing how you lumped all Singaporeans in the same category and called all of us retards… i didn’t bother reading any further.

    • That is why he lumped you all into one category…Your reply proves the point he was trying to make…

      Why do you all get butt hurt so fast and easily….Why can’t you just let it go..laugh it off….

      What do you mean…I didn’t bother reading further aka you got butt hurt

      • LOL. I know it’s so funny. I even wrote write in the middle of the article that I’m baiting them. They will still read and comment, you’ll see. Just wait.

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