American Girls for Sale

American WomenAfter an extremely mediocre team vacation in the US, on behalf of western men everywhere, Charlie and I have decided to auction off all American women on Ebay. We’re not sure if we can get anything for them but as bad as they already are they are clearly depreciating assets.

Please be advised that these items are sold as is. You can expect to find many flaws. There is absolutely no warranty expressed or implied. Potential defects include, but are not limited to:

Although we expect to get very little we really believe the price of these assets has nowhere to go but down. After sampling substitute products produced by other countries we know that America is rock bottom in this market and is so far behind the curve that there is no hope for recovery. We are ready to cut these items loose at fire sale prices. There is no reserve and the winner takes all. Happy Bidding!

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