Hey Dudes! Don’t Believe these Warmongering Assholes!

Sheep CNNIn the last several months we have seen a steady stream of warmongering going on between the United States and Iran. I know, regular Americans, you haven’t seen much yet, but I understand how busy you’ve been lately. It’s hard to keep up with the international news when it’s football season, I mean, how great was Eli Manning? Then of course there was Valentine’s Day, can’t forget to go buy your overweight girlfriend or wife some stuff to prove your continuing devotion to her. And then, of course Whitney Houston died, and even though nobody cared about her before she died, the passing of that crackhead has-been required 24-7 news coverage for a couple weeks. What a tragedy! What a voice! And then of course you had to go to your Oscar parties. Can you believe J-Lo’s nipple was showing? I mean, holy shit, her goddamn NIPPLE!

Meanwhile the rest of the world has been watching in horror as America and Iran have continued to escalate a very testy situation that looks poised to result in open hostilities, which have a chance of drawing Israel, Russia, China, and some Arab countries into the conflict. This war between Iran and the USA has already begun, and the US fired the first shot when they announced sanctions on any banks doing business with Iran’s central bank on December 31, 2011. Since then, this and other developments have caused Iran’s currency to drop precipitously in value. This is one way of waging war in 2012, by attacking a nation’s currency. But economic war is just the first stage.

America is by and large the instigator of this war. Sure, the nut jobs running Iran are assholes and idiots, but those dudes do not want war with America. Why the fuck would they attack a country that could turn their entire nation into a glass factory in 15 minutes? You’d have to be retarded, and suicidal. But Iran might feel a little threatened, what with all the threatening that our country is always doing, calling them an evil empire and publicy hoping for regime change, accusing them of crazy assassination plots involving Mexican drug cartels, sanctions and other economic warfare, moving our aircraft carriers into their neighborhood, and organizing joint Israel-American military exercises (canceled due to lack of funds). Look at this map, courtesy of Peak Prosperity of the US military presence around Iran:


If this was a kung fu movie, you'd have to be Bruce Lee to win this fight.

So when Iran says they will strike back if attacked, I don’t really blame them. I also am not surprised that they would like a nuke also, since Israel has hundreds and the US thousands of them. I would prefer that no one had nukes but to me it seems pretty hypocritical for America to demand that no one else have nukes, while they keep enough of a stockpile to destroy the world and kill everyone on the planet hundreds of times over. Also, for the record, America is the only nation that has actually deployed a nuclear weapon.

But watching the news in America, you wouldn’t really ever hear that perspective, because the mainstream media is only telling one side of the story. All they do is dutifully repeat the same lying horseshit that the powers that be tell them to repeat, how Iran is determined to destroy America, and they are all terrorists, and that how saying that Iran will defend itself if attacked is basically the same as declaring war on America.

Look at this bitch warmonger Erin Burnett on CNN:

Sorry, we’d love to show you the video but the ass fuckers at Youtube (Google) removed the video :(.

She’s like a caricature. Spewing forth fake story after unproven speculation about the boogeyman of masked, liberty-hating rapists, their enormous Muslim balls swinging in the wind, plotting death to all good God-fearing American white people, Erin Burnett is like the PR director of hell. You can virtually see the devil horns poking out. Oh, yeah, she even went to Devil University, as an analyst for Goldman Sachs.

How about this shit on Fox News? Dan Gillerman pretty much declares war on Iran in this clip. Start at around 1:55.

Same here, the needle dicks at Youtube removed the video.

Gillerman’s best quote:

(4:52) North Korean acquired nuclear weapons out of desperation. Iraq, Iran is seeking them out of aspiration. Aspiration to rule the Arab world, to rule the oil reserves, to destroy civilization as we know it, and to bring back 2,500 years of Persian hegemony over the Arab world.

Nice Freudian slip, asshole.

Ever notice on the mainstream media, when they’re talking about some bullshit Republicrat versus Demopublican issue, they always try to look “fair and balanced”, and they have two talking head assholes yelling over each other about who’s new tax plan is the answer to all our problems? But when the warmongers get going, there’s never any dissenting opinion. Instead you get evil douchebag Dan Gillerman spewing forth quotes that belong better in some budget remake of 300 about evil 7 foot tall lesbian Persian devils that want nothing else but to plunge the world into another dark ages. Where is the fucking rebuttal to that unbelievably irresponsible warmongering from a Israeli politician who has been on the board or a director of several Israeli banks? Nowhere…

Fuck you, mainstream media. You are the enemy of real journalism, and by extension, truth.

War sucks. It’s hard for Americans to understand as war has not come to our shores for a hundred and fifty years, other than Pearl Harbor and perhaps 9-11. But real war kills a lot of innocent people, impoverishes many more, and costs you, the American taxpayer lots of money. Money that our country doesn’t have, so they have to take out loan after loan to pay for it, and cosign you, your children, and their children to the loan application. All to enrich the military-industrial-petroleum-government war complex and take people’s minds off the shitty direction that America’s morally bankrupt leaders are taking our financially bankrupt country.

Don’t believe these warmongering assholes, dudes.

Charlie Bushmeister

Call me Charlie. I decided to join with others to write this blog because I feel that I have learned a lot about how to succeed in life in general. It took a lot of trial and error and I've developed a wealth of philosophies, skills, and tricks of the trade that would be very useful to like minded guys out there. There's no need to repeat my mistakes, of which I have made many, instead I urge you to read this blog, absorb and practice its lessons, and then go out and have the most awesome life, on your own terms. To me that means good health, success in your career, the number and type of relationships you want, and general satisfaction that you're not wasting your life spinning your wheels, but going forward always towards your goals.

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