Since we published our recent hate mail article entitled “Retard Says What?” we have noticed while scanning our Google Analytics stats that a surprising number of visitors arrive at our site by using the keywords “retard” or “retards”. Now, we never had any intention of making fun of persons with mental disabilities. We were just making fun of the dumbass who sent us that moronic hate mail. However, seeing all these searches for the word “retards” got us wondering just how many people search for that term and what else comes up when they do. So we went to Google and lo and behold, the third hit that comes up is a absolutely worthless piece-of-shit webpage entitled “God Hates Retards” on a website written by a “Reverend” RG Green of the Hammer of God Church in Westfield, Massachusetts.
Let me quote some of this knuckledragging assclown’s prose. The misspellings and bad grammar have been preserved for more of the inbred redneck flavor:
RETARDS ARE THE DEVIL’S CHILDREN
“God created man in his own image” Genesis 1:27
Many of my followers have asked me, ‘if God made all men perfect and in his own image, then where do retards come from?’ While this answer is fairly straight-forward to a learned man of the Bible, it sickens me to the very pit of my stomach that some pathetic people have the nerve to suggest that God actually created these filthy limbless monsters. They say to me ‘How did God get it so wrong?’, like these wretched creatures have anything to do with him. It’s utterly offensive to even suggest that God, in his infinite wisdom, would create something as loathsome and repulsive a a spastic child. So let me tell you exactly where these disgusting beasts come from. They are the seed of Hell itself.
After quoting a long passage from the Bible, they continue with the following:
So let’s get one thing straight here, these filthy retards are not even human. They are worthless slobbering stammering stuttering piecies of excrement. An abomination to God. They are a burden on our economy. They are a burden on the poor mothers who bore them, though I have no doubt those mothers must have done something to deserve such deformed repulsive babies. They were probably whores, fornicators, alcoholics, wiccans, satanists, losers, junkies, homosexuals or Jews to have been cursed with twisted limbless demon children like that. You would never catch a True Christian giving birth to one of these defective mongeloid monsters.
Up until a few years ago my Church used to organise trips to our local retard home, so we could get a look at these filthy animals close-up. I used to take a few of my children at a time, and get them to stare into these creatures eyes, until they saw the demon within. Some would see it right away, while others took a few hours, but all saw their true faces within the first visit. Have you ever stared into a retards eyes? Because until you have you won’t know what i’m talking about. You can really see the wild animal in there. The demon. You can see them for what they truly are. Their hatred for my God, their denial of him.
I for one can’t wait till all retards burn. Praise Jesus!
Praise Jesus! Can this be for real? This worthless piece of shit really organized zoo trips to the “retard home” for his kids? He really doesn’t think they’re even human? This has to be a joke, right?
But there’s more! It turns out this cousin raping cock juggler who doesn’t believe that retards are even human has a much bigger fish to fry. That’s right, God also hates Goths! I had no idea that they were evil! I thought they were just a subculture of teenage kids who liked to sit around wearing all black smoking cigarettes in front of Hot Topic at the mall. But this website sets us all straight. In an opening letter to parents, he writes:
If you are reading this site because your child is getting involved in the Gothic lifestyle, and are worried about their mental health, then don’t expect me to put your mind at rest. Because you SHOULD be worried. You should be very worried. Because it is only a matter of time before your child takes their own life, or that of others. Yes, your child may ‘seem’ like a normal well-adjusted teenager. But when he/she walks into highschool, heavily armed with 45 sawn-off shotguns and pipebombs, and executes 500 students, don’t say I never told you so.
So let’s be clear here. Goths are the lowest form of human trash that has ever crawled upon this good clean earth. ‘Garbage people’ I call them, and I can assure you that is what they are. Freaks who worship the Devil, who take drugs and molest children, who have pre-marrital sex, who whore themselves, who are obsessed with Vampirism, and abuse handicapped kids, who promote cross-dressing and underaged homosexuality, who behave like wild violent animals that need to be put down, who cut themselves and try to get others to self harm, degrade themselves and attempt suicide and think it is acceptable behaviour.
Goths, in my opinion, are more dangerous to Children than pedophiles, and need serious psychiatric help.
Worse than pedophiles? Really? You’re only saying that because you probably are one. Now I would like to point out a little contradiction here, which is that in the litany of evil deeds that goths are responsible for, he says that they “abuse handicapped kids”. Now if God hates retards, wouldn’t abusing them be a good thing? I just don’t get it, dude.
But in all seriousness, Reverend, fuck you, you worthless pile of steaming shit. If there was a God, which there isn’t, I bet he would hate the worthless piles of anal leakage at Hammer of God Church much more than he would hate Goths or retards. I’m not a Bible scholar, but from what I learned in Sunday School about Jesus’ teaching he was a really nice guy and his message was of love, peace, forgiveness, healing lepers, etc. It was not hate and it was not calling people the spawn of Satan. You sir, are no Christian. And to pick on mentally handicapped people is just mean. I think that they probably have it hard enough in life without you telling them that an imaginary invisible man in the sky called God hates them.
Oh, and I almost forgot, God hates women as well!
Before any of you get offended, let me just state that God does NOT hate ALL women – just the vast majority. I estimate that on average 99.999% of ALL women born today are heading straight to Hell. The truth is that so many women are turning from God, and ignoring important Bible teachings about how they should act, how they should dress, how they should know their places.
The evils of Feminism, Woman’s Liberation, Woman’s Rights and similar Nazi Organizations have filled so many of their silly little heads with pipe-dreams and nonsense, that many women foolishly believe their dreams are actually important.
Haha! We occasionally get accused of misogyny here at Single Dude Travel (we’re not misogynists, we looooove women) due to our poor opinion of American women and out of control entitled bitchy atheists but this shit head’s website is actually misogynistic. Women can’t have dreams? And only .001% of women aren’t going to Hell? That’s even worse than in South Park where only Mormons get to go to heaven. Come on dude, get a grip!
By the way we looked up mental retardation on Wikipedia and it says:
Mental retardation (MR) is a generalized disorder appearing before adulthood, characterized by significantly impaired cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors. It has historically been defined as an Intelligence Quotient score under 70
Now our editing staff budget here at Single Dude Travel is underfunded and we certainly let a typo slide every now and then in one of our articles. Sorry about that. But judging from the atrocious spelling and grammar and the general Neanderthal Bible-thumping prose of this website, I think it’s entirely probable that Reverend RG Green fits into the standard definition of a mental retardation. If not he is definitely on the cusp as must be all of his followers at Hammer of God Church.
So Reverend, I think it’s time to practice what you preach. You’re a fucking retard. Therefore, God hates you. I think the Christian thing to do is to kill yourself, ideally in the most painful way possible – you know, something like self-immolation might be appropriate. The when you go to Hell, the retards, being spawn of Satan and all, will be in charge, and will anally rape you with their leg braces. Then the Goths will beat you with their box sets of AC/DC records and then the 99.999% of women in hell will torture you with stories of their dreams and make you listen to repeated readings of the Feminine Mystique.
Get bent, Reverend.
We’ve been had! This website was too good to be true.