Just as I felt the need to proclaim my undying love for Mexico, I too feel the need to make a similar proclamation of my amorous feelings toward the wonderful Republic of Bulgaria. It’s taken me a lot of world travel to truly appreciate how much this small country has to offer in one neat little package. I mean really, the only drawbacks of Bulgaria are a decrepit infrastructure ravaged by communism and the mafia douchebag infestation which is currently raging much as it is everywhere else in Eastern Europe. But really besides some holes in the road and the poser gangsters, there really aren’t any significant drawbacks to Bulgaria.
Let’s talk about all the great things Bulgaria has to offer:
1.) Very inexpensive
2.) Tons of beautiful, classy, intelligent girls plus Chalga sluts if you need a one night stand
3.) Decent skiing (not Colorado or Switzerland quality but decent)
4.) Nice beaches (Sunny Beach is not a good example)
5.) Beautiful wine country that will remind you of northern Italy
6.) Great for all kinds of outdoor activities besides skiing such as camping, mountain climbing, white water rafting and more
7.) Four distinct seasons – other places are just unbearably hot or unbearably cold all the time and that really gets old
8.) A short and cheap flight from any major European airport
9.) Situated geographically close to other noteworthy travel destinations such as Greece, Turkey, Serbia, Albania and Odessa, Ukraine to name a few
10.) European Union member
11.) Great party, with 24/7 bars and restaurants
I think most of these points essentially speak for themselves but number 10 is worthy of further discussion – why is visiting a member state of the European Union good? Let’s say you meet your dream girl in Bulgaria and you want to travel with her outside of Bulgaria. For the most part no problem. She can visit, or even live and work anywhere within the EU without any visa, permits or other hassles. You have no idea what an advantage this is until you’ve tried traveling with a Russian girl, a Chinese girl, a Thai girl, etc. They can’t go anywhere without serious hassle. It’s, true, your new Bulgarian sweetheart will not be able to go to the States without a hassle, but why would you want to take her there anyway? She would probably just turn into a bitch and get fat by eating McDonald’s food.
Now is the time to visit Bulgaria before it gets expensive and/or more Westernized. You will be amazed how much there is to see and do in this little country that isn’t even half the size of many US states.