The Single Dude’s Guide to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Petronas TowersKuala Lumpur, Malaysia, known locally simply as “KL”, is a pretty strange place to think of for single dude travel. It’s definitely a weird place. It’s Asia, it’s infernally hot and humid all the time, it’s Muslim, and the people here are from a totally different part of the gene pool. If you come here expecting business as usual you’ll be in for a rude awakening, but if you just go with the flow it’s possible to have a lot of fun here.

First thing you need to keep in mind in KL is that Malaysia is a Muslim country. That is the source of a lot of the cultural issues and drawbacks of the place. 70% of the Malaysian population is native Malay, and the majority of them are Muslim. For them Muslim law, or Sharia is in effect. That means, no drinking, heads are covered for women, and other weird things like “Islamic banking”.

Islam is also responsible for my least favorite fact of life in KL – high drink prices. Since the Muslims don’t drink, the government jacks up the drink prices. It’s basically a foreigner tax. If you go to a club, expect to pay upwards of $10 for a mixed drink. Whenever you go to Malaysia be sure to pick up a couple bottles of your favorite poison at duty free on your way in.

Stay away from the Malay girls. Sharia makes it technically illegal for a girl to be in a room alone with any man not a family member or her husband. Frankly speaking the average Malay woman is pretty heinously ugly and retarded to boot, so you’re not really going to be missing much. Lucky for the single dude, KL (along with Singapore) is the business center of the region, and people from all over the region are there. It’s a smorgasbord of hot chicks from all parts of the world, something I hadn’t really given much thought to before I came. You can expect to find:

Correction: I’ve been back to KL a couple times since I wrote this and I have to say I’ve changed my mind about Malay girls. There’s a lot of cute nice Malay girls so I now say go ahead. Just stay away from the ones with headscarves.

Chinese:  25% of the Malaysian population is Malaysian Chinese. The Chinese here get treated like shit by the Malay controlled government and have many legal roadblocks to success, yet due to their work ethic and the Malay laziness and retardation they are the most successful people in KL. The girls are often surprisingly hot, dress great, and are super easy to pick up, just keep things really simple because English is quite bad in KL. Just smile and don’t try to get too philosophical.

Indian:  Another smaller local population is the Indian population. There are some super hot Indian girls walking around, although many are fat with bad skin. Their English is better than the rest here and Indians are very outgoing. The Indians love to party and are well represented in the clubs.

Vietnamese:  The majority of the hooker population is comprised of super sweet super hot little Vietnamese girls from super poor backgrounds coming to the big city of KL to try to make something of their lives. This does not always turn out well and these girls are often very badly treated, get kidnapped, beaten, and sometimes simply “disappeared”. A very sad story, but these girls are super sweet and the hottest in SE Asia in many people’s opinions.

Iranian:  There’s a bunch of super hot Persian girls in KL due to the fact that Malaysia is one of the very few countries that does not require visas from Iranians. The Iranian girls are well represented at the clubs, and are recognizable by their makeup, fake boobs, and hot clothes. A very good choice, and not at all what you would expect from the American media’s portrayal of Iranians. The Iranians in KL also tend to be quite affluent, so yes, that’s probably a real Fendi bag.

Saudi:  Saudi women are recognizable by their horrible black burkhas and their fat slob husbands walking ahead of them a couple of paces wearing flip flops, shorts and ratty t-shirts. Best to avoid this train wreck.

Aussies:  Australians are well represented in SE Asia due to their close proximity. However I do not highly recommend Aussie girls as they share many of the same drawbacks as American girls and those from other Western countries. The guys are also often drunk douchebags or DAFFs who think getting black-out-drunk and smashing someone over the head with a pint glass is a fun night.

KL is a great destination, but you have to know what you’re doing in KL. Do not show up and expect things to go the way you’re used to. First, Malaysia has a very strict drug policy including the death penalty for drug traffickers. Do not try to take drugs over borders involving Malaysia, even just to Singapore. Generally speaking the drugs in Malaysia are home produced, which means bad weed and good X. But be careful and know the people you get involved with when drugs are concerned.

In addition to all wonderful exotic smorgasbord of women available to you in KL, it’s also relatively cheap to stay – KL has the cheapest 4 and 5 star hotels in the region. The food is a nice mix of all the regional cuisine, with lots of great Chinese, Indian, Thai and Indonesian influences. It’s easy to get to and relatively safe. So where to go once you’re there?

The most famous bar in KL and maybe in all of Southeast Asia is the Beach Club.  Situated at the end of Jalang Bukit Bintang and just a stone’s throw from the Petronas Towers, the bar is filled with hundreds of super hot Asian girls, especially mouth-wateringly beautiful Vietnamese girls. And they’re so friendly too! The reason: nearly 100% are prostitutes. For a very reasonable sum they are available to take home – as long as they like you, of course. We at Single Dude Travel do not recommend prostitution; leave that to the fat old ugly guys. But the Beach Club has a great band, it’s a great party, and it’s super fun to hang out there and watch the carnage.  An absolute must for tourism purposes.

Also one of the things I like about the place is that they don’t let the ladyboys in the club, so you can be pretty confident when drunk that that hot Thai girl doesn’t have a spring roll waiting for you under that miniskirt. Be careful right outside, though, they’ll be waiting for you as soon as you leave the club.

Be careful with the ladyboys in KL. They are much less common than they are in say, Phuket, but word is that they are bagladies for the local Chinese Mafia. If they approach you, be polite, and get away from them. You don’t want none of that shit, Dewey.

I was drinking at a bar in KL recently and I met a whole bunch of US Marines who lived in KL protecting the US Embassy. When I asked if there was anywhere they weren’t allowed to go in KL, they said there was only one, which was a bar in Chinatown. The reason was that recently a couple Marines were in the bar in question, and I’m sure there was a good bit of drinking involved, and some ladyboys approached them. Or maybe the other way around, there was definitely the “fog of war” involved. Well as you imagine things got bad quickly – I would guess the ladyboys didn’t take the first no as an answer – and the Marines kicked the shit out of them. I tell you what, the only time I wouldn’t take the Chinese Mafia’s side of a bar fight would be if there were Marines on the other side. So ladyboys, be warned: when drunk US marines tell you to quit grabbing their balls, I’d quit if I were you.

Moving on to places to be more of a normal person, there’s a lot of great options. If clubbing is your thing, Zouk is the place, with multiple clubs and lots of hot chicks, go on the weekend with your crew and get bottle service.

Another club survival tip in KL is that at the club the bottle service is often the smartest way to survive financially. Often buying a $100-150 bottle of vodka can get 6 people into club without paying a 15 dollar cover each, and then at $10+ a drink after that, you break even on the first round of drinks. Another nice thing in KL is if you’re at the club and you don’t finish your bottle they will write your name on in and give you a ticket to redeem it next time you go. Nice!

The after party is at a place in Asian Heritage Row called Desire. Bottle service here is a must. It is filled with lots of beautiful girls, as well as plenty of people you want to steer clear from, so tread lightly here. I went here with my favorite Bulgarian girlfriend and a Danish friend and his outrageously hot wife and we partied first at the downstairs bar (last call 5AM) and then upstairs at the after after party club (9AM).  Everything was going great, until my Bulgarian beauty was dancing on a little stage and I took a picture that had some random dude in the margin of the photo. Within seconds, a bunch of Russian Mafia guys pulled me over to the bar and demanded that I delete the photo immediately in front of them. After that they were glaring at me all night, so we eventually just bailed at 7AM before shit got worse. Anyway, keep your wits about you.

If the club scene isn’t for you, KL has another really nice option of rooftop pool, bars. There are shitloads of skyscrapers in KL and they are building more all the time.  Many of these are hotels, and several have fantastic rooftop pool bars. Cover can often be high, as well as the dink prices, (welcome to KL) but the girls are top shelf and the views are amazing. My favorites are Luna on the Pacfic Regency Hotel and the Sky Bar on the roof of the Trader’s Hotel.

The Sky Bar

The Sky Bar

If regular bars are your thing, check out Chancat Bukin Bintang.  Not to be confused with he Jalan Bukit Bintang of the Beach Club, Chancat is a smaller lane with lots of smaller bars. I go there most often to Pinchos which has the right floor plan and is always full of classy international chicks. Maybe you’ll prefer a different place.  Just walk down the drag and see what fits your flavor.

KL is a great place to follow El Matador’s advice and go to the mall. The Petronas Towers have a mall downstairs called KLCC which always has hot chicks in it, with outdoors restaurants out back and a huge food court upstairs. The problem is that KLCC is the Malaysian, Islamic-owned mall, so there are too many Saudis and ugly Malay girls there. My favorite mall is The Pavillion, which is Chinese owned and super ritzy. There’s a inside-outside drag with lots of bars and restaurants, and the Starbucks there always has Russian models sitting around on their laptops skyping their friends complaining how there are no real men in Asia. Go to it.

Boris adds:

It’s been four years since Ive been to KL but this is exactly as I remember it. Charlie nailed it!

Charlie Bushmeister

Call me Charlie.

I decided to join with others to write this blog because I feel that I have learned a lot about how to succeed in life in general. It took a lot of trial and error and I’ve developed a wealth of philosophies, skills, and tricks of the trade that would be very useful to like minded guys out there. There’s no need to repeat my mistakes, of which I have made many, instead I urge you to read this blog, absorb and practice its lessons, and then go out and have the most awesome life, on your own terms. To me that means good health, success in your career, the number and type of relationships you want, and general satisfaction that you’re not wasting your life spinning your wheels, but going forward always towards your goals.

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  • Sir William

    Raise your hand if being a Copper Top Battery so Bankers can get Interest off your Debt……
    Is the meaning of life. If NOT…..go have fun.

  • Amit

    saudi women are always seen in horrible burkhas and fat husbands, this is a truth

  • Lawrence Brandon Rayar

    The facts are wrong, please revise and get credible reference.Misleading

  • DMG123

    Dear Haters, Angry Women, and Over Sensitive Types….

    You did notice the title called ‘’Single Dudes guide to KL’’ right? Did you even need to read it to know what it was going to be about?

    FYI do you honestly think that women are never on a guy’s mind. Hello? Reality check…even the most gentleman, or the quiet nerd, or whomever male you discuss, their subjective experience is essentially relative to women…so just accept it and try not to be so angry all the time….it’s also very unattractive.

    The day you stop looking, is the day you die. … .this is a male philosophy.

    Now on the points in this very funny read.

    1. Islam is the single driving factor that makes Malaysia basically shit compared to all the other countries in South East Asia. It’s a disease infecting the minds of otherwise decent people. That being said, the ones that are more liberal … or rebellious, are really crazy. Normally I date Chinese girls here, as they are generally far more feminine, smell better, and thinner….. plus you can forget falling in love with a Malay, if you marry you have to convert due to the completely fucked up racist policies here. But Malay girls, the ones that want to experiment…well they are wild for a casual fling….. they will go way further then most Chinese girls. Totally wild. But, like I said…do not fall in love…in the end, they all become boring head scarf wearing, brain dead muslim zombies. Be warned!

    2. Chinese girls are nice….yes, I cant wait to find my Chinese wife. I’d be just as happy with a Thai lady or Viet, but those have a bit of a bad reputation….Chinese are good to marry as they have an acceptable international social standing.

    3. Indian….pass, I’m not touching that one.

    4. Viet Girls… sexy. Probably the sexiest in Asia. But the ones here in KL, as said, are here to ‘work’ so not the best of the bunch, and probably not safe to spend time with. Better off you go to Vietnam to find.

    5. Iranian…. arrogant bitchs. So much make up, no class. Look like a 1990’s RnB pop video….. If you walk around with these ones, you will look very low class. (on that note, please be very careful who you walk with) ….DO NOT walk around with anyone except a white girl or a Chinese… malay possible, but as I said earlier, best not engage too much.

    6. I’m Western, and I can tell you, western – Aussie/UK/USA girls are shit…don’t waste your time. Seriously …. why the actual fuck would you come to the heart of Asia and waste a second with western girls, let alone aussie ones….hahaha what a joke that is. White women are so pissed off at the world because they decided to be fat bitches and always arguing and complaining, and are totally insecure about how all the stunning asian woman are stealing their men….wonder why bitches!

    You know what always makes me laugh here in KL….This one:

    White couple come to asia for holiday. White guy (not bad looking), is walking hand in hand with his White girlfriend (looks like a fucking avacado). Avacado girl is looking either anxious or pissed off, because she realises, that the white guy realises, he has made the biggest mistake in the world! …. He thought the girl on his arm he dragged from Manchester or wherever was, you know, ok. Then he comes here, and sees these goddesses walking around, and looking at him! and he thinks…’shit! what am I doing?!’ …. the feeling never leaves him. He wishes to god he came to Asia alone… I see it so often hahahaha.

    Pavilion is Great. Fuck KLCC.


  • Martin

    I was told that on the uncovered area of Petaling Street there were brothels. 40 RM for 20 min.

  • The Malay Girl

    ohh!!! poor charlie disappointed with malay girls, they probably not even looking at you twice charlie. well if you look for them in the bar you won’t be finding them. they don’t hide at home wearing cover either. they probably studying at university, working or doing thing worth doing than just waiting for a guy like charlie to entertain them. but well done on your experience in kuala lumpur charlie. but i hope one day when you travel you look for a different experience, more meaningful and educational rather than looking and judging others. try to respect and understand others. this is why the world is thè way it is now, because of the people like charlie. this is why malay girls are crazy because of guy like charlie driving them nuts! i can imagine sitting next to charlie and all he does is complaining and angry. because he can’t find cute girls to hook up with. that would be hilarious to watch though.

    • Amit

      nobody comes looking for education to a bar,

  • Zara Zukhi

    U are a stupid Moron Charlie! You come up with this stupid blogs with the stupid statements. You are just a stupid traveller with no money and you go for a cheap entertainment in Kl and you found all the cheap vietnamese, Filipino and China girl and you claim them Malay ugly girls. You know why you didn’t see any beautiful Malay girls? It’s because they don’t drink alcohol and for sure you won’t be seeing any beautiful Malays at the bar like you or your friends always hunting for alcohol and sluts everywhere you go!

  • Abdal Almoha

    Pigs only have shit to eat and that’s U Charlie

    • Amit

      not really, sometimes they fuck as well

  • Peter Campbell

    With all due respect Charlie, your article suggests you are an arsehole. I won’t judge America by you and suggesting you belong in the 18th century is an insult to that century. No wonder you are single. You show no understanding that a world exists beyond America.

  • Marisah Tahir

    Mysoginist crap. Guide to Life and Travel?

    • Manuel ✓Straight, Cis-gender

      LOL. Feminists always providing the comic relief.

      • Peter Campbell

        Wtf??? Comic relief??? Manuel don’t associate yourself with Charlie. You’re coming across as a fuckwit. I’d like to think you are not and have an educated idea of the gender inequality in the world.

        • Manuel ✓Straight, Cis-gender

          This is “The Onion” style satire right?

  • rioderek

    I saw the same things in Thailand. Truth is truth

    • Mιχ. Καψ.

      You spoke pretty well.

  • rioderek

    You’re being a nit picky bitch. There’s nothing wrong with calling it as one see’s it.

  • absh

    As a Saudi I find this shit utterly HILARIOUS!! Pretty accurate description mate.
    Just write what u want man ignore the comments.
    This is the internet everyone, get over yourselves!

  • Manuel ✓Straight, Cis-gender

    LOL. Fuck you. Go back to crying in your safe space.

    • Martin

      I always like such Social “Justice” Watchers. Hahaha!

  • MRKLjinjang .

    Malaysia and KL especially has become a lawless sex hole, that’s for sure.
    I dissagree about hot Chinese girls at the trendy clubs, there may be one or two but by and large the hottest Chinese girls do not speak English and hang out in place completely unknown to non-Chinese. They are also controlled by triads. But they ARE pick upable if you really know your stuff.

  • frank

    A accurate description of Saudi. The writer is absolutely right.

  • Manuel ✓Straight, Cis-gender

    Here’s something especially for you:

    I can’t speak for Charlie, but if any of you camel fuckers ever attempt to attack me, I would gleefully fill you full of lead.

  • Wana Francis

    I laughed from beginning to end because this article literally encapsulated how I experienced KL. it’s not a country for me. You should add a paragraph on the large African community / prostitution. Altogether a super super shitty country for a Single Dude Travelling.

  • ShadowR

    At least people know that Chinese are being treated like shit even though they are the ones keeping the country’s economy from collapsing. Pathetic isn’t it.

  • Tim

    Is everything “super” to you fucks?

  • Maanav

    Kindly which days of the week are good to visit Kuala Lumpur

    • Yahoo Serious

      Any day that doesn’t end in a *y*

  • Samir

    Dose know some body the pricesin KL or Penang ???

  • yasser

    For the glory of Allah, the Merciful One Who is endlessly Beneficent, and Who Graciously rewards those who live in Divine harmony,

    1) (Muhammad,) teach them: He, Allah, is the Only One; 2) Allah is the Eternal One upon Whom all depend 3) He Who creates without a partner, and Who was not created 4) and there is none comparable to the One.

    • BWDII

      Sell that shit some place else.

  • Casey

    What a pathetic bunch of stupid ass holes ! You guys are hopeless. I cant believe any women willingly have anything to do with you. Keeping your mouths shut and your bull shit to your selves appears difficult for you. Good luck, stop the mental and verbal masturbation youl be better for it.

  • Hang Sejarah

    i) Malay people are the original inhabitants of Malay Peninsular, together with orang asli. Proves? you can find out yourself what is ‘Melayu Proto’ and “Melayu Deutro’.

    ii) Malay people never kill orang asli as what americans did to native americans. for what did the Malays need to kill the orang asli? they know that they shared this land with orang asli since thousands years ago. malays have their own land, so, they are not as desperate as americans to having a land by killing the original inhabitants(since the americans did not have their own land and then, come to other people land and kill the original inhabitants just because to take over the land) what kind of human is this? barbaric? i think so.

    iii) Malay heroes, such as Dato’ Maharajalela and other Malay heroes kill Birch because they don’t want other people from other races become their rulers at their own land (such a busybody). get your fact right.

    yes, the history written in the textbook some are wrong and inaccurate. but, the history that you wrote here is the worst history ever i’ve heard. i’m not sorry to say that.

    • hey you

      One mistake, Malay here is merely 600s over years where China have came to trade here about the same time
      Read ur history please

    • Yahoo Serious

      Malaysian are originally from Taiwan, this is a fact, orang asli are the original people, Malays are a mix of Indian and Chinese chindian. With most of their history creatively modified to say otherwise. Chinese and Indian artifacts and temples far out date Malay so called origins
      Subject note: when the temples and artifacts aren’t destroyed to try and hide those facts

      • S.H.Nazmus sakib

        Yahoo Serious,do u have any prove of your Chindian theory? U r just an stupid asshole.Both of those races have been brought in Malay

        peninsula for the plantation and tin mine workers of the English in 19 century.Malay peoples have ben the local inhabitant(Bhumiputra) of this regions for pre-historical periods.

        Just read more before writing and don`t make any bullshit stories.

  • ryan omalley

    The guy is a moron, I lived in KL for 5 years with my Malaysian Chinese partner and it’s a load of shit. Malay women are as beautiful as any, to generalize Malays as lazy is a sure indication of the frustration of some pathetic expat with white skin working a 9 to 5 job and trying to be Top Dog in what he considers a 3rd world country. Malays are smart , they are not lazy just have their own pace. So keep your stupid comments where they that empty vessel mate.

  • timothy

    hahaha whoever wrote this is just another bellend? man you are just racist. condemning the malays and not the other races that live in Malaysia too? open your eyes reaally reaally wide because i’m guessing you’re chinese as your seems like backing them up a bit too much, eh? anywhooo, if you come to malaysia and expect to get laid very easily you’ve come to the wrong place my friend. sure there is some but not much will happen i tell you. because most of malaysian no matter what race they are, they tend to ‘save’ their virginity. trust me, i’ve tried and failed countless of time.

  • Cornelius Bunbun

    I am a Papua New Guinean (Melanesian Nigger of course) on a diplomatic mission here but I tell you what…Malaysian Ladies are some of the hottest ladies I ever come across..Theres this accountant student in a pharmacy I met just before the mall closes and she had a scarf thing for muslim ladies on her…I just felt in love with her after chatting with her…she looked so naive, sweet and adorable…I could give up leaving in PNG for her even if becoming a muslim…she simply made my stay in Malaysia “a first impression last”…I was thinking of seeing her again but after reading your post…I would be more carefull in talking to her privately…Don’t know if she would love Melanesians but I trully fall for her…

  • rudi

    hi there,

    thank you very much. you gave me more information than a book for 20$
    just great,

    thank´s again 😉


  • semperfibold70

    clearly the one who wrote this post are shallow,narcissistic,pervert that claim to have know-it-all knowledge of a place based on several bad experience and are a disgrace to the western wonder we kept getting the dirty look from SE region.i’ve been to SE region,yes all of them and i’ve to tell you your shallow insight about human being in certain place clearly show that you think with your dick.

  • cikomikomoreno

    Thumbs up for what Olsen72 wrote

  • One of the 25% as mentioned here

    Good luck all men out there! It’s hilarious to read how Malaysian girls are generalised in this article. Not taking it to heart. Good reading for a Sunday afternoon. Cheers, be safe.

  • sam

    Konrad, I’m there on the 25/12 and not sure how long I’ll stay, its my first time to kl.let me know

  • Nesstor

    What are good places in KL for a sunday night to pick up?

  • Konrad

    Looking for a wingman. Anyone??

  • West coast love

    You all are just being so funny and rediculous at the same time, why don’t you just see people for who they are as all beautiful human beings under God?!

  • Friendly

    its not fair to speak of anyone’s religion or race; however u could put ur experience in better words. I will be coming to KL this November starting for 2 weeks, i will see how sweet people they are.

  • patrick

    Wow. I searched for girls in KL and this is what i find. I just got here two weeks ago and trying to make new friends or atleast meet a fine girl to date. The title single guide caught my attention, but didnt really answer my curiousity, since im here by myself and single. i agree with this article at all. Just hope theres a guide somewhere here bout a guy going out to bars nd clubs by himself without looking like a loser.update pleas. thanks!pa

    • Mark

      Hi Patrick, I am looking for a wingman next week, interested?

  • Chiba Fuji

    Chinese girls and Arab are betrayer, Vietnamese and Indians are loyal I am not sure about Melayu they are chic cute and lovely they have a smooth skin but I have never try on Melayu girls

    • mel

      well said CHIBA agree with you

  • Woodmanjimmy

    the life to expensive la .. i stay in kedah … northen part of malaysia… KL is a shithole to me lol but yeah guess its fun if you got monney to blow …. dont go to kelantan the rest of the country is pretty much do what you want especialy if ur foreigner .. just know when to leave …. im eurasian …. first gen

  • aussies are niggers

    Aussies act like stupid niggers pretty much anywhere you find them

    • op

      I’m Aussue, and I have to agree 100%

    • David Francis

      And where are you from, genius?

  • ZIZI

    the dude who posted this shit is a lonely DESPRATE SON OF A BITCH…….

  • J.

    Hey man, pretty good stuff you’ve got here. I just got moved back to Malaysia after spending a few years over in SLC. I do understand the perspective you’re seeing things from. Do send me a buzz if you want to meet up for a few beers or to see more into KL.

  • yan

    Haha, just saw your picture and my first thought was “are you effing kidding me?!” Honestly thought you would look at least halfway decent. Ugly inside and out. I can totally understand this post now. LOL

  • yan

    Feeling so sorry I came across this post. Disgusting immaturity from a typical white male who thinks in his little head that he is the best and can do no wrong.

  • Pharrell

    If you don’t like the country please leave…nobody needs you here asshole! The article must have been written by a chauvinistic Chinese it is so obvious. Malaysia is Malaysia, US is US and China is China…by all means please go back where you come from Chinks. I have not seen any country where they like the Chinese immigrants. They are just like Arabs, the betrayer to other races or nationals..

  • Damian

    You’re shitting me about Vietnamese girls. Easily the rudest, most aggressive, unsweet girls in all of Asia.

    • First hand experience has told us the complete opposite.

  • David

    Hi guys, I really want to warn you about chinatown, never go there for clubbing, so dangerous, many steals, rubbers, pick pocket and fighters are there, especially the reggae bar, firstly the bouncers are so rude and make you angry to fight with them, after that lots of people attack you and heat you cruelty and finally rub you.
    secondly there is a lots of fighters and rubbers are waiting for you outside. So if you don’t want to ruin yourself keep away from that area.

  • akid jeremy lee

    for the guy who posted d article: yeah, i know u just wanna have fun n tell the world about it but i guess there is a better way in doin it, u can say tat all malays or muslims these and that, but the way u posted this article shows how immature u are, u r basically making people who’s not exposed to the outside world on how disrespectful a westerner guy can be, u r just one person, but u ruining it for the others too. people like you who make things as simple as travelling and having fun becoming an issue of religions and races..

    the way you posted obviously shows tat you dont have good religion background or you dont believe in god at all cause people with good religion background be it Islam, Christian, Hindu, or Budhist wont be rude and disrespectful like u, i believe that no matter wut religion u r in, evry religion preaches to do good n not bad…i believe evry religion teaches tat we shud respect other religion as well..n not only d religion tat u believe in..people like u make a peaceful world becomes gruesome. just read through the comments, it should be about travelling n having fun, but all u do n capable of is just making people angry n fight wth each other..

    if you cant get laid then tats ur problem bro, dun blame the malays or d chineseor wutever, gurls r gurls, if u r able to get it done then gud for u, but if u dont, then u dont, wuts the big deal? why is it a problem if an ugly malay gurl refuse to sleep with u? it means tat the gurl tat u tried obviously saw ur true color, which is just gettin laid, she is not stupid for saying no. if people all around the world are free to hv sex y r they not free to not hv sex if they dun want? so if they dun wanna hv a one nite stand then they r just stuck up ugly bitches?? so wut do u call urself?? sex maniac?? even tho im not a muslim, but i clearly understand the reason muslim women covered themselves, which is to protect themselves from people like u..if people all around the world r free to show their skin off, y is it an issue if they wan to cover themselves up???? im a fun person, i like to listen to music n dance, clubbing too ..but even me i feel tat u r just a nasty guy n u didnt sound like u just wanna hv fun n giving tips to other people…but instead u r just nasty, disrespectful and rude

    for me, i just wan to live in a peaceful world, where people dun call each other terrorists, or sex maniac or corrupted westerner or stuck up bithches or boring malays or wutever..u r who u r, people like u is the reason y this stereotyping judgmental crap happened..y cant people just respect each other n live their live the way they wan without having to say nasty thing n judge other people??? so when sumone didnt do wut u like doin then they shud be judged?? people like u who make the world tats supposed to be peaceful becomes a gruesome world full with judgmental people. next time, even if the place u travel to is fucked up, u shud just keep it to urself, different people hv different opinion..n travelers out there, if u wanna travel, dun read crap like this, travelling is all about adventure, when it comes to tat, its wayy fun if u find it out urself, dont listen to anything rude n judgmental like wud u feel if sumone were to talk about ur country the way this guy did?? eish..pray to god so tat people like u wont exist anymore..amen to that.

    • de way u posted dis coment shows how iliterate u r.

    • Pharrell

      I think the article was written by a pathetic retarded…

      • A pathetic retarded what? Do you mean a pathetic retard?

  • malaysiana

    all above are freaking funny comments!

  • thisblogisajoke

    another silly American. You IQ level is of Paris Hilton’s. Aced it dude, ACED it!

  • kamra

    in KL if u involve with prostitutes then please dont try to be too friendly with them because all have same story after u got friend with her that her mom is sick and cancer patient in home country and she urgently need money. and to make u emotional she will cry too and in sex she will be too intimated with and show u the affection like a real girl friend. but its all fake, she just need to rip your wallet.

  • Hassan

    after reading almost of those cimments, I found who’s doesn’t like islam or our countries , doesn’t know anything and only looking for sea scum wich fastly be gone. iraniononly invite u to read deeply what is islam mean u and everyone in the world need islam otherwise idlam no need u. if u dont believe now u believe later when belive can’t help u. anyway hope everyone respect and accept others. maybe u see something u don’t like. but others like it. read and read before talking and judge.

    • Islam is a barbaric and backwards religion which is really saying something because all religion is generally pretty stupid. Islamic nations are clearly the most backwards places on planet Earth. Get out of here with your praise for islam.

      • whatever

        If Islam is a backwards religion, people nowadays won’t know what science is, without the Al-Quran. If don’t believe, read it now!!

        • Death_to_Islam

          You pathetic piece of shit. Islam was not the only “reason” for flourishing of the science at the time. You Muslim perverts should go to hell.
          An ex-muslim

      • Abdal Almoha

        Racist mother fucker u and the one who wrote this article you guys think ur life or country is perfect bastard you mum and sisters get fucked and they not married maybe every weekend new guy guy lol animals and sometimes animals even better

  • B.S. Basher

    It seems Manuel Pissster, sorry Pfister, and Charlie Bushmeister are one and the same person. Their comments mirror each other so strikingly!

  • Badass

    Well Charlie love your work and hope that you update this piece soon.Any haters who claim racism are just not well traveled globally and hence won’t understand what you’ve said,forgive their ignorance.

  • Dreamhunter

    You didn’t have any. Horseshit doesn’t count as point.

    • Come on don’t you want to explain more about how great Malaysian cars are and how Malaysia is actually not a retarded country? Don’t you want to explain that Islam is not actually an exceptionally backward, barbaric and stupid religion even among really stupid religions?

  • Dreamhunter

    Ha ha. That was a retard beyond retard trying his darndest best to not sound like a retard beyond retard. You’re an American with great disdain for America? Wow! Whatever happened to good old redneck American patriotism?

    Dude. Open sewers or no open sewers, we all go through our own development stages. It’s no big deal. The main thing is to keep going forward. So you can just stop shooting your shit-splurging mouth off about them. Dude.

    The only reason guys buy Ford, GM or Chrysler is that they have loads of money to throw around, and they want to show off something American that they own, and they reckon that others admire them purely because of that. And how wrong they are.

    When America slips off its perch as #1 economic power – which will happen by 2025 at the latest – then they’d shit, piss and puke on those useless gas guzzlers that they’d bought out of some misplaced delusion of grandeur.

    • Keep going you are continuing to prove my point.

    • ryan omalley

      Dream hunter…you are right, and what do you expect from a nation that voted a retard to office twice? hahah if he was teh best man in Yankee land imagine the rest. Anyways Yankee fell off the top perch long ago. China owns most of American debt and produces all its imports. Yankee Doodle Dandee needs excuses like Iraq, Iran, Syria, Lebanon etc to throw his might around.forgets that they got the shit kicked out of them in Vietnam even with chemical weapons and the entire might of redneck thrown at a few poor commies…Yankees…stick to chasing balls around in circles….sums up your crappy country.

  • Dreamhunter

    Meister & Pfister

    Unlimited oil did you say? Naah, if we had that we’d be buying up all your sick & ailing American corporations, like what the Chinese have done with IBM and such. Your good old Uncle Sam has at least 6 times more oil than us, and what have you done with that? Other than feeding it all to your highly inefficient American-made gas guzzlers, and spilling it all over the Western Atlantic and Eastern Pacific.

    If we soup up that ‘shit’ Proton just a wee bit more, and manage to get it around your horseshit disguised trade barriers, we’d be exporting a million plus of it a year to your country, and hurt sales of your sick GM, Ford and Chrysler even more. That might end up with them retrenching you as their overpaid, underperforming snake oil salesmen, and ya might have to stop thinking about anymore visits to Beach Club and Thai Club to lounge and laze around, fill your pot bellies up with cheap booze and forage for Vietnamese and Thai bush.

    “Open sewers, no infrastructure, horrible poverty and ghettos, extreme income inequality.” Wow! Sounds just like a perfect description of one US city I know. Its name is Baltimore.

    Shithole, did you say? Must be a quite cosy shithole then. Cosy enough for arseholes like ya two to keep coming back to.

    • You exemplify typical Singaporean/Malaysian retardation. The fact that this blog is largely founded on our disdain and distaste for the US is completely lost on you, very obviously so because you keep insulting the US in an attempt to insult us. Be our guest, we hate the US. Try as you may to make excuses for your own retarded country, Malaysia has way more oil per capita than the US and way more open sewers too (despite their obvious problems, I don’t know of any major US city that has open sewers). Not to mention the proton is not even really a Malaysian car, it’s some shitty Malaysian plastic body work wrapped around a Nissan drive train. The reason the Proton is not sold outside of Malaysia is not because of some grand conspiracy against Malaysia, it’s because nobody wants to buy a Nissan with shitty Malaysian plastic wrapped around it when they can just as easily buy a real Nissan.

      Nice try though, retard.

  • TRUTH…

    Hey do muslim men actually think that their women enjoy being trapped in a burqa their whole life without having any self-identity and without opportunity to be seen as an individual with their own qualities as opposed to just a ‘another person in a black burqa’?

    You guys actually think that your women willingly chooses to live their lives in this way? has it ever occured that they are envious of other girls who dress up and look beautiful? FYI, it is a fact that all humans appreciate beauty in anything (art, people, etc.)

    Stop being so insecure. Allow your women the right to be themselves and do what they really want. Anyone who believes that any person would WILLINGLY want to dress in a burqa is seriously delusional or just simply AFRAID to accept the truth. Look at muslim women in other more liberal societies (those born and raised in America, Iranians women, etc.), do they wear burqas? The answer is NO because they dont want to. Just like how muslim men would not CHOOSE to wear a burqa for the rest of their lives either. NO ONE WOULD.

    And pls do not condemn european women for dressing too skimpily and having many relationships or whatever, they have the two most important things in life; their HAPPY and they are FREE TO DO WHAT THEY WANT.

    Besides, it is better to have a few relationships before actually getting married, at least you have had different experiences and have discovered what type of person is suitable for you. And what is wrong with a say, 1 year relationship that was crazy fun but did not last?

    Just for your info, everybody in this world SHOULD be entitled to BASIC AND FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS,

    1) Right to marry who they want (instead of being forced to marry some stranger)
    2) Liberty (control over THEIR OWN ACTIONS)
    3) Right to due process of law


    You guys think that muslim women have basic rights? being stoned to death for adultery? adultery isnt even a crime in western nations yet they not only get the death penalty, they get TORTURED (stoned to death) in the process.

    Think about it.

    • Abdal Almoha

      Tell ur mum what to do don’t tell us bitch

  • Dreamhunter

    Loser aye? Lazy aye? But it seems they’re still fairly in good enough control of their country, which is not yet going to the dogs like a certain few countries in EU. And their economy is in no great danger of going off any frekkin fiscal cliff like the US.

    Must be some darn cool bunch of lazy losers, those Malays, ain’t they?

    • Pretty easy to have a decent economy when you have unlimited oil coming out of the ocean. Take out Petronas and how successful is the rest of Malaysia?

      You rarely is ever see a piece of shit Proton anywhere else, for example.

      • Second that. KL is half oil money half shithole – without the oil money it’s just shithole. Open sewers, no infrastructure, horrible poverty and ghettos, extreme income inequality. Absolutely nothing to be proud of or to brag about.

  • Dreamhunter

    Charlie’s first comment about Malays:
    “Frankly speaking the average Malay woman is pretty heinously ugly and retarded to boot, so you’re not really going to be missing much.”

    First he shoots his mouth real fast, then he changes his mind equally as quickly:
    “Correction: I’ve been back to KL a couple times since I wrote this and I have to say I’ve changed my mind about Malay girls. There’s a lot of cute nice Malay girls so I now say go ahead. Just stay away from the ones with headscarves.”
    Like, what happened that made you suddenly change your mind, dude?

    Another flippant observation by the Master of the Bush:
    “Chinese: 25% of the Malaysian population is Malaysian Chinese. The Chinese here get treated like shit by the Malay controlled government and have many legal roadblocks to success, yet due to their work ethic and the Malay laziness and retardation they are the most successful people in KL.”
    Successful or whatever, the Malays were here thousands of years before the Chinese came, Charlie. So, their is no way the Malays are just going to let the Chinese simply take over. The Malays are not going to be like the Native Americans, who didn’t have the means or the strength to resist the total, complete White European subjugation of their land. Work ethics, shmethics or whatever notwithstanding. The Malays were too late to prevent that happening in Singapore, no thanks to the British Empire. But they’re not going to let it happen here in Malaysia. No way. If you just love Chinese bush, Meister, there’s plenty more for you in Hong Kong and Taiwan. Let alone China.

    The way you go on, Master of the Bush, you must be one helluva a superbautiful superhandsome hunk. Which makes one wonder how come you needed to jet all over the world to find wimmen amenable to your wishes. Aaah, maybe the ones in Baltimore don’t find you their cup of tea then. That would be more like it.

    • wanderer

      Dreamhunter, a couple of corrections to your statements.
      (i) The Malays are not the original inhabitants of peninsular Malaysia.
      (ii) What the Americans did to the Native Americans is reminiscent of what the Malays did to the Orang Asli. You stole their land using violence, trickery, and these days, flawed legal justification. So please do not claim any moral superiority. Remember the Malay hero Dato Maharajalela who (along with six other followers) bravely speared British resident James Birch while he was taking a dump by the riverside? He killed Birch because Birch put a stop to their Orang Asli slave trade.
      (iii) Malays are not Arabs, no matter how hard you try to be. You are the genetic descendants of the Chinese, who themselves are the descendants of Indians. The whole Malay race owe their civilizational growth to Indian and Chinese traders. Malaysia owe their independence not to the brave Tunku Abd Rahman who bravely traveled to UK to bravely request independence from the British monarchy and parliament. The British actually offered independence, and it was granted partly because of the ready and experienced Indian civil service already in Malaya.

      Malaysian history books, especially the ones in school, are so full of lies and outright misrepresentation, I am sometimes afraid that the new breed of Malay-Arab wannabes will succeed in rewriting the history of the Malays and Malaysia.

      • Unfortunately such people [hisotorical revisionists] have succeeded in re-writing history already in many other places, not the least of which would be the US.

    • FirstToArrive

      Hello “dreamhunter” keep hunting “in Your Dreams”

      the malays were not the ones who first to arrive in “Malaysia”, the Indians were the first to arrive and set up civilisation, and called this place “Swarnabumi”, the chinese traders was the second to arrive but did not settle down here until decades later… the Arabs came very very later when tiz continent was already properous, and tricked the Indian Maharaja of Mallacca to Marry his Daughter, Converting him to Muslim, and later changing the title to Sultan, and later the “sultan’s” son forcing the people of Mallacca to Accept Islam or Leave the State, tiz is how malay were born….the name Malay itself comes from an area in Indonesia, the Place is “Malayu Port”….

      GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT…U Malay Racist Scum….

      • Hang Sejarah


        i know, why you said this —>”the malays were not the ones who first to arrive in “Malaysia”, the Indians were the first to arrive and set up civilisation, and called this place “Swarnabumi”

        my answer is, —> Malay people yet before the coming of Islam, their religion was hindu-Buddha. and of course, the name of their kingdom are influenced by their religion on that time. so, why you want to claim that Malay kingdom called as “Suvarnabhumi” which the meaning is ‘The Land Of Gold’ as one of the Indian Kingdom just because of the kingdom’s name? is Hindu just for indian people? other races can’t be Hindu? what type of thinking! and the first King of Malacca was not indian! He is a Malay prince (and of course he is hindu) from srivijaya which come to Malacca and built a great kingdom. and then, when the Muslim Arabians and Indians traders came, he embraced Islam and became a Muslim. he never forced his peoples or followers to embrace Islam. Malay people are very loyal to their King/Sultan. Malay people also are interested to embrace Islam because of the teaching of Islam itself. Islam is not only a religion. it is the guidelines for our lifestyle. it teaches everything, from the beginning to the end of our live. any objection?

        • Bigots’Puncher

          You all have forgotten the Orang Asli people. If you want to use that stupid argument about who came first, then Indians, Chinese and Malays all can go fuck themselves and get out of Malaysia. The point is, a citizenship has nothing to do with your race, it shouldn’t. People are from the place they born. Hence, everybody that was born in Malaysia should be treated as equals, this’s: same rights, duties and opportunities. Period. 1Malaysia? Fucking hypocrites! You have what you deserve, a shithole wannabe 1st-world country. The more religious and bigot a country goes, the more down it heads for.

  • Dreamhunter

    Manuel & Charlie, I know Persian from Arab, and Arab from Persian. You two guys must be hung up on that Indo-European thing of yours. Just let it go, dudes.

    I lived in UK for 7 years. No Persian and no European, Eastern or Western, Northern or Southern can beat a drop dead gorgeous light skinned Arab woman. I saw one in the Mandarin Oriental some years ago. She must’ve worked as a Promotional maanger or something like that. Your Western European front office manager was simply gawking at her and hopelessly drooling over her. Yep. She was that good.

    I thought about walking up to her and requesting to take a pic of her, for a book cover. Somehow it didn’t feel very original, although it was.

    • You can keep them.

    • Great story dude, you saw a beautiful woman and didn’t talk to her and have been thinking about it for years. You’re quite the Don Juan.

  • riena

    Charlie, dont flatter yourself, we Malaysian actually cant take your bad smells…like fish in the market…we rather mingles with our own three beautiful races. Lol ! so you can safely park yourself in Singapore…who cares anyway? you dont like it here then dont come & you can actually spread news to your own kind in the west coz your species are not welcome here…our own malays, indian & chinese smells & looks the best than you guys !

    • That’s a pretty hilarious comment. Keep them coming.

    • Indians smell better than me? Well, there’s no accounting for taste (or smell).

    • Irony

      @riena… the level of racism is strong with this one. Wow this is how WWII started. What makes you think you are better than anyone else? I am not taking sides, but reading your comment gave all the kids in Africa cancer.

  • Dreamhunter

    Apparently, some guys – whether honestly or out of nationalistic-chauvinistic patriotism – mistakenly equate Western, or European, with best or prettiest. You guys should go for an easy stroll around Bukit Bintang or KLCC some time. I’m not being pro-Arab, but many of the light skinned Arab ladies are prettier – in face as well as body shape – than the white Euros or Americans by more than a mile. Just cos they’re not available to you does not make them less pretty that the ones that you could get.

    While some Asian guys, guess who, try to pass off the light skin of their females as ‘beauty’, when their arses and boobs are completely flat and formless, their legs bowed, their eyes hopelessly slanted, and their faces nothing to shout about. Dudes, beauty is not just about skin tone and complexion. It also includes face shape, body shape, eye shape and expression, and body symmetry.

    • They are Persian not Arab and yes some are hot but no they are not hotter than Eastern Europeans although many may be comparable.

      • This is 100% accurate. Love the Eastern European girls, love the Persian girls too.

        • Abdal Almoha

          How about american girls my mates fuck them with a car ride in the states

  • Dreamhunter

    Charlie has a problem getting laid back home. So he has to jet half way around the world every time he wants an easy bang. So he vents off on all the so called girls who purportedly ain’t his cup of tea, or more likely to whom he ain’t their cup of tea. Poor old Bushmeister.

    • Yes because when a [comparatively] wealthy foreigner travels the world clearly the place with the highest number of girls that will reject him is Malaysia. LOL! No, as clearly stated, Charlie’s biggest problem with Malaysia is the high retardation level, not the women.

  • Cosmic Psycho

    Beach bar is a great place to party at but 80% of the girls are pigs. Word of warning though, stay away from the numerous Russian or Ukrainian bitches that now frequent the bar, they are BAD news! The Thai bar opposite was much better value and the girls were nicer.

  • goh

    oh. another western reject ranting. I feel so so sorry for you. Send me you address, I’d buy you a mirror. 🙂

  • olsen72

    I have been staying here for some time now and what some commenter said is true. 1Malaysia concept is just a brainwash for Malaysians by the current govt. Each race hate each other but its the law that need to be blamed for and who did it ,its the Malays and when ,during the former Prime Minister Mahtir. He is a blessing as well as a curse to the country.He made quotas for university admission by percentage for the three main races.The least I observed is for Indians and the highest is for Malays. Entering business field, I was told I MUST employ 2 Malays and they work while in their own world and most times, a work that can be done just like that requires a few times for it to be done.This is Malays.To see their efficiency ,see all the Malay dominated companies such as TM and Pos Mysia.Malay woman are extremely social and don’t bother bout their veil,try talking to them.They will be shy and that broken English with a struggle is also cute.They love foreigners and yes,they love sex like blacks! One drawback is they don’t go out to just catch some fun but they always some hidden agenda in their mind and that is how can they marry you(if you are a foreigner) They love mix kids as mix kids means their children will be a celebrity in the local industry like most of their artiste today who are mostly mixed.They will marry the rich and with tittles and so to them,marrying a white means,catching a big fish! And of course, one of the hidden agenda when you go out with them is to make you say Yes! and circumstance your dick as a sign that you have embraced their religion. Worst thing IS ,the kid will be named in Malay an classified as Muslim in their BC and brought up in that way and not like most countries where the kid can decide his religion when he is 18.So if you want to go out with these girls, know what you want to avoid confusion for both.

    So how about Chinese? Have you been to apartments looking for rooms or house for rent? Have you been to job interviews in banks and some reputable companies? If you have experienced both ,you can easily see there’s one thing that can make you fed up if you are not Chinese.Also if you have watched all/most of the tv commercials ,you will understand where I am coming to. All these 3 have one major requirement that don’t give room for others and it is “Prefer Chinese” ,able to speak mandarin / Cantonese , and for modelling : Prefer Chinese female.Once they are successful ,they will only share it and help within their own people to grow.About dating them or getting them laid, their just east to get and their everywhere,from Malls to clubs. But one advice, they have the tendency to be Pinoy babes.Hot and dangerous,they can rip you off.It will start from moving into your apartment,then your car then a fixed saving account for “both” then using credit card with your cash in it for all their expenses and loans! But you will also find good ones which are most of the times originates from outer rim of KL. One thing that makes them the most sought after is because ,their easy to get and their equal in mindset to the westerns.Like many said here, Chinese is the skinniest one I can say and their so obsessed to personal grooming. They spend thousands in body slimming and spas to look good and most often ,they can be seen running and walking in many parks.

    Needless to say if they are or aren’t racist and how about Indians? Yes they will be too but not yet,Since their still struggling within their people to get citizenship and higher education,they have more anger over the Malays than the hate feeling.Former Prime Minister Dr.Mahtir gave 1 million blue IC /citizenship to immigrants from Philippines and Indonesia in Sabah & Sarawak yet there’s a huge number of Indians and Chinese having red IC’s and some without Citizenship and they are whom born here and having the birth certificate with parents from Malaysia.So do you expect the Indians here to hail the Malays for doing it.Besides, why won’t they hate the other races when being the most poor and least percentage in Malaysia,you don’t get admissions in Universities and when they have to go to private,they become drop outs as the family couldn’t support them till they get their loans. These is one funny race that their the one to blame for their poverty as most of the big businessman in Malaysia is mostly the Indians,from Air Asia to Maxis but their younger generation still struggles.Like Charles said , Yes ,most of the woman are fat as all most of their food culture is filled fat and like most Asian,they too don’t exercise! Marrying or dating this race is one world wonder as they stick within their race too much and interracial marriage is not that common like in the UK or US or Africa as the Indian girls here are hard to get.You may find them in clubs but when it comes to going out ,they seek advice from their close friends and siblings.Indian man are also so obsessed with their ladies that they give awkward look when their out with a foreigner. There are many beautiful Indian girls but sadly the majority I saw in Thaipusam in Batu Caves weren’t that pleasing but when I was in one small remote area called Sungai Seput for Thaipusam,I have to say ,their so colorful and thanks to my Indian mate!I did see young girls who are very beautiful,in their colourful gowns and a little chubby. If you want to date these woman,you should be ready to join all the celebration they have as they feel offended when you don’t and don’t expect them to be like chinese woman in setting the trend as these woman spend most of their money for their families and and paying of their debts so grooming is not their priority.

    All races and religions have their pros and cons,its up to us to choose so be wise and don’t blame the others for your mistake.Everything I wrote is from my experience and information I gathered through various sources.I have slept with many Malays,with and without veil! , and dated a few Chinese,couldn’t get Indians and if I do,that will be exotic meat.

    • Hang Sejarah

      did you learn mathematics?

      for example,

      remember, ‘bumiputera’ are not only the Malays, there are also the natives of Sabah and Sarawak and the orang Asli.
      so, who should get the highest percentage of quotas?

      mathematics please!

  • Aussie Legend

    You need some Jagermeister up ya bushmeister ya fucking muppet…Go Aussies!!!

    • jahn nz

      hi ,dear aussie legend
      i m sorry for the comment ,i think that you scare of me to catch up one of your family members,so i can understand that why you are upset so please forgive me for that .regards jahn new zealand

    • David Francis

      Too fuckin’ right, cobber!

  • jahn nz


  • ozgur jahn

    can some one give me a name of a clups or some an ideas how to get laid by escort .we dont care which country they from ,regards jahn

  • ozgur jahn

    and i didnt say i want o get a local chick did i ?.i just want to get an address of a clup or a place in KL so me and my friends can have fun ,by the way i m muslim to so

  • ozgur jahn

    why do you guys are taking it personal ,i dont understand ,today where ever you go you will find an escorts so what ,i just want information dude ,i m not trying to sleep any your family mambers ,so what is the big deal

  • ozgur jahn

    hi guys
    what is the name of this web side ? so i m a white guy whos from europe and lives in nz so i go to china for business so often and i have got money and i m single and i fucking no time so i m going to have a stop over and i like to get laid in KL ,so what is the f.,.problem .,also i m fucking muslim too ,so whats the big deal ,what s got the religion with this ,who says muslims dont have dick ,well i do .also if you are maley and reading this email ,i m sorry but you need to grown up and look around ,and ask your self what is the oldest job on earth ?
    i m sorry but some sick people are on this web side ,

  • jahn nz

    hi guys
    is there a anyproblems to taking any female to hotel ,,i would b a 5 star hotel because we are going to stay for a night in KL and i m hopping to hug up with some chick so can some one let me know ,thanks jahn NZ

  • jahn nz

    i m not sure about my first question been on the web side so i wish to ask again ,where would be the best place to get girls ,we only be in KL for a night so we just want to have fun and move to next place thats all ,can some one email me please jahn nz

  • jahn

    hi ,i m going to be in kuala lumpar so where are the clubs because i will only stay for a night and i just want to get laid so is there a street name or name of area so we can go ,thanks jahn nz

  • Offshore guy

    The dude who wrote this blog has to be from USA or as its called here Unlimited Supply of Arseholes. I ain’t Asian, I’m one of your white fat old ugly guys who’s lived here for 8 years. I won’t go into why I prefer Asian and Asian women as it would probably bring you mother and sisters genetics into to argument. Suffice to say, if you don’t like KL dude move you sissy ass out.

  • Brown_Hunk

    Typical comment from a white trash (in this case a white looser male). These white loosers can’t nail their big fat white sister’s anus at home (coz they are not ‘big ‘for their sister). These perverted white males don’t value women by their inner beauty and values or culture, they are all about race and people’s genital size. To all my chinese and malay brothers its time to man up. Learn from the lesson of Thailand, see how these white perverts made the country a prostitution hub, infront of thai men. Close your country door for ALL single white males (period).

  • Jeff Coweles

    I’m an American and lived in KL for 3 years. People do tend to be ignorant because of this racism lives. In my observation, my preference I would say Malay women are the prettiest. I’m not a Muslim and wouldn’t want to date one because of my respect for their belief. Even the tudung and long covering outfit cannot hide their beauty. Viva Melayu babes ! 😀

  • rh

    No real men in Asia? Haha, typical White tourist in Asia. I love that you only say this on your keyboard rather than to an actual Asian man eh you coward.

    • What Asian men? LOL.

    • ozgur jahn

      dear RH ,I m from turkey and i live in nz and i m a a single business man so whats wrong with you my friend ,what s wrong asking for an advise ,and i tought this web side its all about that ,are you a single dude and traveling in KL ,IF you are not ,shut the fuck up bitch 🙂

  • damit

    delete please..unrespect articles

  • armiza

    I cant believe i read your article and all those comments… This is totally humiliating my intelligence.

    May God bless you.

  • tonkytonktony

    Charlie, there are lots n lots n lots of HOT Malay girls, n they’re much more beautiful, got better facial features, n they got much better hot bodies than skinny Chinese bitches, ok? I’m a Chinese, i know better 😛 but definitely keep away from the conservative ones, they’ll spoil your day in KL.

    • ozgur jahn

      thank you dude ,thats well i was looking for ,

  • tonkytonktony

    wow… this is the best blog everrrrr… and brutally honest & racist & everything but in good spirit, let’s not be so sensitive, us Asians are damn low, we’re always being sensitive becoz we got a serious inferiority complex, it’s not abt the fu*king race, it’s the person, altho’ generally there are some traits that are more pronounced in some people, race will not exist soon, the world is getting more globalized every minute, wake up u motherfu*kers!

  • Dean

    Mate, the Pavilion that you mentioned is own by Malay and not Chinese, the building in question is own by Urusharta Cemerlang. The chairman is Tan Sri Zainol Mahmood who is the chairman of Pavilion. So this means that not ALL malay are lazy, and not ALL chinese are hard working people, so please, do some research.

  • Just a Malay boy

    I read this article to my Malaysian chef, who is the target of much (occasionally) good natured derision and abuse here, for many more reasons that just his Southeast Asian roots. Both of us found your post amusing, well written, and clever. He did object to your characterization of Malays as lazy, however he does enjoy what he terms “boom boom coochie coochie” with all different races of Malays. He suggests you look into finding yourself a woman from Petalaing Jaya… He says that everyone on that street has a Ferrari. I am not sure how this equates to a fulfilling and enjoyable sexual encounter, but perhaps that is just another component of the inscrutable nature of Malay people.

    • anum

      yup u r true but one things am aded that wrong deeds depends on u ……………….u cant blaned somone for that evry one has his own natrd

  • Anna S.

    I’m Malay and this is fucking hilarious. Definitely a perspective I wouldn’t be able to get anywhere else. A hell of a lot of it is true anyway. Glad you think KL is fun!

  • ure circle of friends are limited to ones in the clubs+whore making u equally shallow-minded and stupid. pity your mother can’t teach u

    • Richard

      you’re one to talk for visiting this page haha 😀

  • zzz

    pure racist. white retards. u must be ugly n have a horrible life plus alcoholic n fat

  • Hyacinth

    I do believe Charlie’s intention wasn’t to put anybody down or offend anybody. In USA, everyone has the freedom to say what they want.I guess he is just too used to it.he just simply tell what he think and how he feel. It’s just the differences between angle of views and perceptions. For those who saying he is racist and revenging him by talking bad about his culture and nation, what are the rights you have to condemn Charlie while you are one of racist too? The different could be just you keep the thoughts in your heart but he choose to say it loud. It doesn’t mean you are not racist.
    Charlie, I believe there are always good person or bad person, beautiful or ugly ladies, hardworking or lazy persons in every races and all the nation. It is just matter of attitude of the individual.

  • izzy

    first of all dont u think calling people ‘lazy ugly and retard’ is rude?? second of all i am half malaysian n half puerto rican n i totally disagree with u when u say that malay girls r ugly cause when i step into a club n start dancing i will have all these Chinese,iranian,russian,indian,vietnamese girls jaw drop n move outta the way! wanna know why? nobody can put it down like cause remember i am latino+south asia n i have the best of both n u would just wanna ditch whoever u came with! dont believe me? u r more than welcome to see for yourself… these flat girls dont have nothing on me :so think twice before u start worshiping them…. curious on how i look like ? look me up on facebook but just so u know i aint easy to get

    • Thanks for the fun comment, keep shakin it, Izzy.

      • Malaysian Heckler

        This came from an average poor American who traveled to Asia because it is cheap to teach us on how to detect ladyboys in Thailand and claimed American girls suck. American girls don’t want to fuck you because you are one sad pathetic ugly under-achieved white trash. And of course, you only deserved ladyboys to suck your dick.
        And Charlie, you are what you despised.

  • Jay

    Just remember these white dudes are complete retards when in comes to women that’s why the head off to SE Asia were even the old, fat, ugly one’s get laid if their wallet is big enough.
    You only have to go to Bangkok, Pattaya, Angeles City or were this ‘writer’ enjoys like beach club or orchard towers to see these retards in action.
    As the West becomes bankrupt in 10, 20 years they will have no where left to go in Asia for cheap sex because they will be dirt poor with no jobs in western countries.
    Rejoice in the fact in 50 years time Europeans will be a minority in the USA and have no political power. Already the demographics in France, UK, Belgium, Holland and Sweden point to massive growth in ethnic minorities.
    Don’t believe me? Just walk around London, Birmingham, Luton, Bradford, Malmo, Marsellie, Paris, Amsterdam and Brussells and see for yourself.
    I call it Karma. What goes around comes around. Europeans are disgusting creatures and deserve what they have coming to them.

    • Malaysian Heckler

      “How to live like a rockstar, find the girl(s) of your dreams and do it all for pennies on the dollar™”.

      Really Charlie? So American of you. You must have a low life.

    • Brown_hunk

      Well Said !! Close your asian country door from these perverted white males. Protect your women from these loosers. PEACE.

  • no one

    meh.. the white trash just came here because the currency is low they are so poor in their country.. @.@

  • White Trash

    Funny .. someone told me exactly the same thing when they describe the whites in the States. Words such as Lazy .. Racist … bastards … Red Necks … Pigs ….. white trash … Trailer’s Park … etc Incest was also was also mentioned somewhere. Well they’re all the same all over the world … innit!

  • LordSkye

    .Every human will never understand peace while they are enjoying it,Does this world need another war just because of racist? or just because of the ugly whatever or just because of the bla…bla…bla…..If Everyone think that they are perfect or better or good means that everyone is wrong because the answer is we are all the same,we are human and the truth is we are actually came from the same race once..All of us already been manipulate by those people before us many century ago … is never ever let it continue..

  • Well..its funny how people like to judge others. Malay girls are the prettiest lot and they come with wonderful and graceful mannerism. It will take eons for one to find beautiful girls with great qualities like this elsewhere.

  • Wow, the retardation must be contagious.

    • Bari

      fucking twat 😉 .. next time when u call someone a fattie or retard have the guts to at least look them in the face and say it. u are just a fucking twat behind the screen my first grader brother can do all this shit so unless u are willing to be a man and come see me please save ur ignorance and what ever left of ur dignity for ur self. fucking moron

      • You, know, KL is near the equator. There is no winter there. Dumbass.

        By the way, out of curiosity, what are you offended by exactly?

        • Don

          Obviously, you’ve failed to respond to his invitation to meet you. Pussy faggot.

  • Bari

    well i wont say much except that i dare u no no no i double dare ur smart ass to come to malaysia this winter and say whatever shit u have said out loud in the public. i am a french guy studying and i am pretty offended by ur shitty article, so here is the deal, u come this winter, you contact me, i talk to few of my malay friends and we arrange a meeting, u come and say this shit again. so here is my email let me know when u get ur ass here if u are a man 🙂

    • You’ve done an excellent job assimilating the local retardation.

  • Shan

    Charlie is a racist gay!!!

  • Jack

    I am a Taiwanese American guy who’s been living and working near the KL outskirt for about 5 years now. I am 29 and single, I like to think that I am fairly intelligent and attractive and generally a fun guy to be with…, though no luck in the relationship department, hence ending up here as that single dude, seeking for some advice, but ended up finding all the hostile comments more entertaining to read.

    In my opinion I think this article depicted quite an honest and straightforward overview of the KL nightlife and the people of Kuala Lumpur. The sheer amount of angry incoherent blabs thrown at the author just goes to confirm my feelings about the Malays. I wouldn’t say all Malays are heinous, stupid and lazy. Appearances aside, I do have to agree that most are lazy. I get this conclusion from over 5 years of working and living experience here. I run a factory here and have to hire and train people, and for some reason the Malay always ends up as the worst dollar for value employee I can hire… they usually are late, refuse to learn, and always find ways to slack off. No call no shows are quite normal, just generally pain in the ass, which is why we only keep 2 of them because they meet the minimum requirement (of working on time, learning basic stuff, etc.) and most importantly so the local government and authority wouldn’t nitpick on us because we don’t hire Malay people, now I’m just talking lowly labor jobs. I also work with Malay professionals, business owners or the upper management levels. They show a greater degree of work ethics, but nonetheless most still exhibit the same traits. Most like to talk very big but very little actually do anything. A 2 o’clock appointment is always guaranteed to start at 3 if not 4. Of course, there are also very highly professional Malays out there, it’s just that I’ve encountered very few of them. I think this is just part of the culture that I’m still getting used to. I grew up in Taiwan and spent more than a decade in the US, so I think I’m fairly apt at adapting new cultures.

    I’ve talked about these issues with some locals here, a lot of them tell me to get the fuck out if I don’t like it here, which I am working on; but some of them do agree with me and feel frustrated and feel responsible and want to do something about it. Instead of being all angry they accept the facts that these observations are indeed true, it’s what happens and somebody is bound to talk about it somewhere at some point.There’re many undesirable traits going on in US and Taiwan where I lived, and I have no problem if people write an article bashing the undesirables about those two places.

    About Islam, I know nothing about it, but I do agree that like all religions, I find it repulsive. It’s systematically implemented these rules of how people should act, what people should/shouldn’t eat, and how women can’t reveal their hair, what they should wear. And everyday at certain hours they play these loud prayers that echoes across the entire town, forcing you to listen to them. I like learning the philosophy and teachings that various religions can offer, and often will put them to use in daily life, but it’s downright foolish for me to just follow every single set of rules any religion forces on me.

    Hm this is getting long, I guess it’s a mini rant of mine. I think Malaysia is great, unique in its own, like any other country there are the good and bad, I hope the people here can discuss things calmly and intelligently, just because somebody points out things that you don’t want to hear doesn’t mean he is disrespecting you, your people or your country. There are many problems going on in Malaysia and I’m sure you don’t need foreigners to tell you what to do to make it a better place, but if we do criticize, at least I don’t mean any disrespect, the way I see it, if it didn’t happen, I wouldn’t talk about it in the first place.

    Lastly a question, so where should a single young Asian guy with no “crew” go and not look like a complete loser in KL? I used to go to bars alone in Taiwan and US and did okay, but I find it a bit awkward to just roll to these clubs and pubs alone kind of lame. Any body can suggest decent lounge bars where I can just chill, listen to some music, drink some beer and maybe talk to strangers?

    • Great post. I don’t know where you should go for bars though, ask Charlie.

    • I’d head down to Chankat and go to Pinchos. Just get a drink and start talking to people and you should be able to find yourself a wingman quickly. One great thing about the Malays is that they are extremely friendly and nice socially, so you just have to make a friend or two and you can expand your social circle quickly after that.

    • Venus Koo Lorenzo

      Jack…if u still need a companion to have a drink in KL…u could join me and my friends…we like to paint the town red….We are well mannered and educated Malaysians who respect every walks of life’s opinions,cultures and faith.If I must add….Malaysia is truly a paradise on earth and I’m blessed to be able to call it my home. Think about it….there is no natural disaster, no wars or civil-war or famine. Malaysians enjoys peacefulness compared to the unrest in other parts of the world. Malaysia is a melting pot similar to U.S.A. The programme MM2H was established due to the fact many foreigners has come to know the true beauty of this country. There are many races from total different backgrounds,upbringings, mentality and faiths but yet we still live in perfect harmony. Why is that….it’s plain simple…”tolerance”. We are taught from a tender age to respect,be understanding, be considerate and tolerate one another. Our elders always taught us never to discuss differences in cultures and faiths while interacting with other race to avoid frictions and misunderstandings. In time we learn to adapt and treat all as equals and look beyond differences and started to bond together through sharing a common interest. Once my grandpa told me in order to move forward in life, one must learn how to have a positive outlook to approach the good and the bad at anytime, at anywhere and with whoever.

      • This is the best thing about Malaysia, the locals are indeed very friendly and nice.

  • DEERhump

    dear person who wrote before me . this article isnt the one thts making us fight . its ppl’s dumbass brains who cannot comprehend a joke n some dude’s perspective of a , and i quote ” single dude’s night in kuala lumpur ” . what on earth do u expect dudes to do when they go to a country ? go find out the latest shopping deals ? get a grip guys . im sure most of u who defend the malay,chinese,indian women or men’s looks are prolly a buncha ugly retards w incredibly low self esteem who feel the need to defend the pride of their own race ! get real , once outside of malaysia , all of u are only gonna be known simply as – Malaysians . and ! if this mofo wants to go beach club , leave him alone ! jeez , wat are u his mom ? i dont get all these hate mail. this article is awesome !

    p/s : im a proud malaysian w brains ( this i found out after reading thru all the comments ) + a sense of humor . and ! im a girl ! gasp * Oh ! let me also tell u that im learning Islam because i think its beautiful . so , in other words . what makes islam ugly , is all u buncha loser muslims being all stupid getting all jumpy when someone makes a bold comment .

    i dont think that it states in the Quran that ull get extra brownie points for tht my friend =] so go back to school n contribute to the economy in a positive way ! all of u malay chinese n indians who do not understand the point of this blog !

    sekian , terima kasih .

  • fuckoff

    in short, the bunch of you fat white bastards are going to hell.

    • Charlie is actually pretty skinny, but thanks for your support I’ll be sure to send him your love.

  • daniela

    as malaysian..please delete the comment..this artciles make things more worst..u instulting us..u make we get fight..for the god sake please please..delete..thank u..

  • Andy

    what other religion needs a police force? what other religion do the children born into it have no choice? Islam has some good points but loads of bad.

  • Jeremy

    Here Here.
    I have lived in KL for over two years now. I find many of the comments on here to be objectionable. I work with Malays at all levels and if anyone asks me which are the friendliest nation of people I have ever met (and I have lived and worked around the world on ALL continents), I will always answer the Malays. Sure, they have an element of undesirables – so does every nation that I have been to – I am English and I would say that the UK has far more undesirable elements than Malaysia.

    There are many good night spots in KL, sure, Changkat is well known, but why not venture out a little and try somewhere like The Hill @ Damansara Heights – great food. There is a night club in Changkat (if you must go there – and you must once) called Frangipani, known locally as a Gay bar – however, that is upstairs, downstairs is probably the best French Restaurant in Malaysia. Seek and ye shall find. Zouk is good as is Zeta bar (in the Hilton KL Sentral).

    As for all the objectionable racist comments from all nations on here – stop it – grow up.

    Malaysia is a beautiful country with some fantastic people, if you cant accept that their way of life is different to yours, then do not come here. Some of the comments on this site will inevitably have long lasting effect on many people living and working in this community / country – a country which we accept and which we choose to live in – for good and for bad, take a long hard look at your own country and if you think yours is any ‘better’ – you need to get out more!

    Now please, all go out, have fun and stop bitching – it is beneath you all.

    • I certainly also rank the US, the UK, France and perhaps Canada and Australia (not sure) way down at the bottom of the list. However, here on this site we call a spade and spade and do not do “political correctness” under any circumstances. Malaysia has pluses and minuses – I probably wouldn’t live there but it can be a very good vacation spot.

      I don’t want to put words in Charlie’s mouth but these are mine alone (although he might agree): Islam is a primitive, barbaric and stupid religion – even more so than many other organized religions, although I have no love for them either. I cannot respect people that live their lives and even worse brain wash their children according to the absurd ridiculous fairy tales of virtually any organized religion. Islam is particularly bad because of its barbaric and anti women’s rights attitudes at the very heart of it. I know some will argue Malaysia is not one of the strictest or most extreme muslim countries but that’s no excuse not to criticize that aspect of it where relevant. If anyone has even the slightest bit of intelligence and intellectual curiosity about the world around them it is not that difficult to uncover the fraud that is organized religion. Organized religion is responsible for so much war, misery and suffering in this world – I see no reason to defend it or to treat the topic with kid gloves.

  • joeseph

    the malays are simply lazy and u cant help them, wat do you expect when they are good at thier nasi lemak qnd ikan bilis.

  • azeemrazal

    It’s just hard to disagree with everything you wrote even I’m Malaysian! If you stay longer here you will realize this place is absolute Write more please:)

  • Fred

    hahah love the post. I’ve been going to KL for 12 years, and spent all of last year there, living in the the shadow of KLCC. You are right on. Malaysia is the most racist country i’ve been to. Scratch the surface and the races hate each other. And you’re right, malays have an inferiority complex. I worked in a GLC – all Malays. They are the laziest people ever. No initiative. No accountability. No responsibility. But they are also proud and jealous. They want the bling, but don’t wont to work for it. My prediction, in 20 years time, places like Vietnam will be more successful than Malaysia. Its a badly run place. Proton? Malaysian Airlines? Just about every Malay run company is going down the toilet. Look at the airport. Its big, but if you look closely, very few airlines fly there. KLIA wanted to be a hub to take on Sing and Bangkok, but lost out. Badly. The place is empty, and i used to fly there weekly. Just look at the flight traffic statistics.
    Changkat is good, Asian Heritage Row is where you got to party after everything has closed. But you gotta pick the right place. There are Malay places and Chinese places.
    Whoever made the comment about Malay food is right – its really unhealthy. I read somewhere that 25% of the Malay population is overweight. Its a looming health issue in Malaysia.

  • johny

    chinese girl have small boobs,small ass..and chinese men dont know how to party except get a malay but this came from my chinese friends..we are djs

  • Paul

    Apart from all this crap going on anyone got any other ideas for a decent bar in KL as this is my first night her and would love some advice,,,,,,PLEASE

  • badasskid

    i think charlie doesn’t have any sister nor a mother. he was adopted by a gay couple when he was a baby. that is why it is so easy for him to say those things towards women. forgive him guys. it wasn’t his fault when his gay buttfucking dadS adopted him. it is a good article but u should have chose yr words carefully dude.

    • You are obviously a badass kid. Nice insult, calling me gay. It’s funny how you folks combat my alleged racism with name calling and ignorance. Retards.

      • Mayu

        I guess there’s no helping it. Look at what they did to Anwar to disgrace him. It’s always the same sodomy, homosexuality accusations – nothing creative.

        p.s.: I’m a Malaysian too…but I moved out of the country years ago because of all the points you wrote above.

  • Amelia

    Wow. 🙂

  • malay muslim

    i regret you can’t throw away your islamphobia or anti islam mindset which you carry from america because of your media and gov. brainwashed when you make a judgement about our muslim contry. i notice all muslim u want hate. please don’t get your mind being brainwashed and don’t make stereotypes about religion and anything. just think back, maybe it is you who are ignorant not muslims u accuse. u are good people but sadly u hate the truth light on your life. i pity on you to hate our religion, islam.

    • Personally the only religion I believe has any legitimacy at all is Flying Spaghetti Monsterism. They have the most plausible stories and explanations of how the world works of any religion so I choose to believe that. I think you should come over to our side…

  • European

    As an European, I can’t believe that some Europeans and Americans can’t show a little more respect to other coutnries and people living there. Overall, a vast majority of whites have no problem with other races or nations, don’t get the impression from reading some of the comments. I’m currently travelling through Malaysia and although some parts look like 3rd world and there is mess everywhere, people have been kind to me and I had no problems with any race whatsoever…
    Oh well, both sides can keep bitching, its always easy over the internet 🙂

    • Dude, this is a travel guide, and I’m trying to give some tips. It’s not a color thing, it’s a culture thing.

  • JOE

    get a life bitches !! y’all sounds so stupid !! let me tell y’all something… when u got ur ass somewhere .. try to be cool and enjoy urself… no need to talk about others retardation or some culture negativity… we have a life to live so live it to the fullest.. take something new as a adventurous stuff and if u don’t like it, ignore it and grab something else .. !!

    • This is a travel blog – i.e. we provide reviews so that others may benefit from our experiences in making a decision on whether or not the destination is right for them. Therefore we must discuss the pros and the cons if we want to be honest travel writers. Thanks for adding your own personal brand of retardation to the thread though, I see all of this went way over your head.

  • maik

    hey Charlie Bushmeister i believe you are a basterd cunt to talk about musilms like that . mk

    • LOL and I believe you are a bastard (note, it’s spelled bastard, idiot) cunt.

  • New generation

    Great article Charlie, A little bias but mostly right, as a malaysian I would like to apologize for the close mindedness of the critics that are posting in this post, I am greatly shamed of how rude, racist, and unwelcoming these people are, but you must realize that malaysia is a muslim country thereof there are rule of both culture and religion that made people think one is surely better than the other. Overall this is a peaceful country, more open minded people like me will have friends from different races, hell three of my best friends are indian, malay, and chinese and we are closer than family. May I point as well that beauty really differs with people, so those that want to argue which women is hotter just keep in mind that it differs with people. Charlie please do visit other places in malaysia such as Cherating for surfing (only december and january), PortDickson for the beach, Melaka for shiploads of weapons at the night market (china made and no guns) and view, and many more, KL is just the city, outside there are different adventures that you can find, anyways have fun traveling more, and please do write more, as i really do like your article, peace out mother fucks, and don’t be bitchin racist or sexist

  • 1Malaysia

    FYI… I am not a Malaysian nor am I a Malay…. but I stand up for those wrongly accused….. Typical of you people to label others…… Can’t accept criticism now can you….. ? You can comment about others and criticise them yet others can’t comment about you….. So besides Charlie Bushmeister and Manuel Pfister everyone else is a RETARD if they voice out? Is that your assumption? So would that mean you both live in a world of Retards then? Hmmmm….. Childish attitude….. Hitting out at anyone that tries to correct you…… Ain’t gonna waste my time no more on negative, childish n ignorant as well as SELFISH cruel people like you guys who do not know how to RESPECT OTHERS and value Life….. So I guess in this category you are both EXHIBIT A….. Excellent!!!!

    • If you’re not Malay, what country did your retardation come from?

    • That’s a BTN-indoctrinated public education system trained Malay ultra-nationalist you guys were referring to . His username “1Malaysia”. Is a horridly obvious giveaway.

    • Also keep in mind it’s a usual tactic for the Malay keyboard warriors to engage in ‘internet roleplaying’ i.e., masquerading as an atheist, non-Middle Eastern, non-Christian raised sympathizer of Islam in religious debates. Usually its easy to tell who they really are from their oh-too-familiar method of typing (inability to type one full stops to end each sentence, SMSian grammar, eye-jarring all-caps words, etc).

      Heh, but then, it’s not like its other people around me here couldn’t tell, either.

  • 1Malaysia

    Just because you can’t FUCK a Malay girl easily you call them HEINOUSLY UGLY and a RETARD? Remember….. You are in a Foreign country and we have Laws here…… You have no Culture so learn to give some RESPECT to others that do WHEREVER YOU ARE in this world….. People like you is usually called WHITE TRASH….. Now how would THAT sound if it is said straight to your face……. You are categorizing and labelling the women here….. So you are trying to say that Chinese girls are easier to Fuck…. and encouraging your fellow white trash to do the same….. So in other words…. Is Your MAIN AIM in coming here to this wonderful country is JUST TO HAVE SEX and NOT TO CONTRIBUTE in a more positive way…..??? So I pity the company that employs you…… And to JONNY…. So YOU are Labelling people who write in comments as MORONS? Takes one to know one……. And to JOE….. STUPID MALAYS???? That is SO LAME…. How would it sound like if people were to call YOU STUPID Instead….. And oh…. Does it mean that ONLY CAUCASIANS can speak, Read and Write in English well and know how to use the Computer….. What if You were being asked to Speak, Read and Write in Malay….. Chinese….. Or Indian …. Can YOU do it well… And if YOU CAN’T can we then condemn you as how you condemn the rest?…. You have such a small brain and for all you know a small dick as well….. Do not be a Racist….. Here or anywhere in the world….. You may be inviting danger….. Maybe you think your write-up is an honest one but as said by others…. Have you done YOUR Research well or is it based on hearsay…. Distorted facts or even made up….. ? Don’t come here or even go anywhere in any country if this is your attitude…. Why not just stay in your own country and find the faults in your own country….. And instead of just bitching about things and stuffs why not try make it better…….??? You’re Lame…. No Backbone….. A Looser and a Racist…..

    • Brilliant insights, retard.

    • Malaysian retardation exhibit A ^

    • New generation

      1malaysia my ass, 1malaysia is supposed to stand for everyone, so show some respect to the tourist as well and thou you are right saying that racism will bring some bad things, but i’m pretty sure charlie is just writing from his P.O.V, and please, girls are girls there is nothing like, if you’re chinese you’re easy to have sex with, or you’re black therefore you like big dicks, see that he is right about some things, such as the chinese being discriminated, and wrong about ugly malay girls, so keep your thinking open, ignorance is a harmful bliss

    • malay muslim

      i agree with you. this white trash writer are just hater and lot of ignorant same like his white trash supporter here too. his so called ‘straight forward article’ are actually offended malay muslim who are majority of 60% in this country. i don’t know if he desperately want to come in Malaysia why he are innocently put bad remark about majority in Malaysia. are he no shame feeling? or maybe he too cocky think Malaysia is his country too. this writer and his supporter are really arrogant and shameless thugs. you think you can invade my country like you doing toward iraq and afghan? teach us how to live our live like you’re the only human race who have brain? shame on you american thugs. you will get big disaster now and later if u don’t want to repent from your arrogant big sins toward muslim country in the past.

  • spin2501

    Im not going to enter into the which race is best in KL debate – I actually enjoy the fact that the city is multi-cultural.

    One point i would like to make however is that while The Beach Club may be one of the more famous bars in KL for tourists (tourists being the focus of this site) it is definitively not famous in SE Asia.
    That is mainly because the bar is pretty lame. Probably due to a lack of competition on the tourist bar market in KL. I find that there are much better tourist bars in most other Asian cities.

    I am in KL on a business trip (Im an Aussie living in HK) and went to the Beach Club last night for a drink. I didn’t see any of the so called “hundreds of super hot Asian girls”.
    Most of the girls were well beyond their use-by-date and on their last legs.
    I still had enough fun there – but will try some of the helpful suggestions from the KL natives in the comments sections when i head out tonight.

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  • SherpaMan

    Hey Charlie, Just sit back and enjoy the hilarious feed-back from the masses of morons …haha .. Love your work …!!

  • Joe

    most comments are from stupid malays only… i’m outta here.

    the article is quite straight forward though… like the article.. 🙂

    good job

    • malay muslim

      some on you really act like your people only are right and the best. but you don’t know how it feel when you are offended. i think you will avoid from taking offensive comment because your people are fully hypocrite and counter us back because u can’t accept bad thing about yourself.

  • Andy

    This article makes some troubling broad generalizations, particularly about Malay people, but I won’t dispute the basic points. A mix of overtly racist government programs, entitlement mentality, and (increasingly) oppressive religious dogma – all gasoline on the fire.

    The fact is, Malaysia was hot shit for a minute before the Asian crash, and since then has been swirling the drain. Without oil and gas revenue and a hard-working Chinese population, this country would be wretched. Just look at neighbouring Singapore – before 1963 it was part of Malaysia! In the years that followed Chinese-dominated Singapore has left Malaysia in the dust, with almost no natural resources and very little land.

    Back on topic, I agree with the posters stating that the Chinese girls here are a large and mostly untapped pool of talent. If you’re a halfway decent-looking white dude, it’s shooting fish in a barrel. Seriously. And I’m talking nice, HOT, young, educated girls with jobs, completely sex-starved and DTF with no strings attached. You don’t need to go to whatever meat market clubs you’ve been frequenting to meet them either.

  • Adam

    friend..u are totally wrong..Malay women one of the best in south east asia !they totally hot n beautiful!the Chinese girls in malaysia the most skinniest i ever met in my whole entire life and the look is terrible but some of them is Just OKAY ..but u should explore more instead of writing piece of shit..

    • Soo Weii Joon

      Thats because you are malay. Your opinion is therefore biased

      • Adam

        I m not but my gf is malay..I m from greatest ass and beautiful women there! but malay girls are the hottest in Malaysia especially their ass and boobs!anyway i still like Chinese girls leg but not their look!no offence..

        • malay muslim

          nice comment. i agree with you. honestly chinese not have good looking for me too but otherwise with malay girl. they too many good looking girls. no offence. hehe..

  • Star

    Charlie, decent post, but about five years behind the curve. You need a local guy to bring you around. If you’re in KL on business, you should really get one of your office guys to be your guide.

    That aside, Malaysia is a country that is in denial. The oppressive affirmative action designed to help the Malays has inadvertently created a culture of entitlement among them. Tread carefully when it involve the Malays – they are the dominant socio-political race in the country, and they take full advantage of it. They do have some good looking chicks, but generally, they came with mile long strings.

    It is always safer (and easier on the eyes) to hang around the Chinese crowd.


    • Soo Weii Joon

      “It is always safer (and easier on the eyes) to hang around the Chinese crowd.”


  • Evan

    I come here to learn about different cultures and how people my age interact.
    Btw, interesting response.. wonder why you read “this shit”..? lol.

  • Evan

    What a bunch of uptight idiots commenting.. Newsflash: This site is about how to make the most of the “single dude experience” while traveling.

    That means for us non-brainwashed peeps that have actually figured out how the world really works; we come here to get the first-hand scoop, from a fellow like-minded single dude, that has traversed various foreign lands.

    If you’re a single dude from the US, virtually every foreign land appeals to you because of what our society is degrading into. This isn’t to say we do not uphold certain “standards” we’ve grown accustomed to – we know what we want, and we’re not going to settle for anything less. If that offends you, then you’ve simply misunderstood the entire point of this site and its content.

    • J

      If you need to read this shit to learn how to pick up women, you’re doing it wrong.

  • Acerjes

    Pointless post. If you cant respect people’s country, dont go there. And please look at your own country’s girl before saying out horrible words to these girls. And if you cant respect people’s religion and beliefs, then please stay away. So shallow minded. I guess ur brain must be down at your dick.

    BTW, I am not a malay and I am a christian and a proud malaysian who got sick reading your post and a few comments from others. Seriously, Malaysia do not need people like you to come visit the country when all that you can give is bad stuff. Please do not ever come back to Malaysia. And another thing, the next time you talk about girls, do remember about your mom and sister and feel how does it feel to have comments thrown to them like that. Remember, your post is general to most malaysian girls zzz. IF you do wish to write on malaysians, do a little bit more research and venture out and mix with the malaysians before condemning the people and its country. You do not know Malaysia or Kuala Lumpur. From what you explain, you only know 1% of it and you call yourself a PRO. Pro of MCPs maybe.

    • malay muslim

      nice comment. i second that. this writer are very rasict and rude toward malay. when he talk about malaysian food in hotel, he even not give good recognization about malay. he put indonesian cuisines there instead of malay cuisine. he doesn’t hesitate to get know about malay history first b4 give a comment about malay things. this brainless writer just want to satisfy his dick and doesn’t deserve respect at all because he insult our malay girls and islam. to article’s writer, u are very rasict, untolerance westerner and malay hater. don’t come to our country, stay far away, we don’t like people like you!

  • Kama

    Are you guys aliens? Can u like go back to Mars and fuck the moon. You don’t belong here.

    • J

      You are literally the worst writer I have ever seen. Just because you bag and tag fat bitches all the time, you damn underachieving red neck.

      • Wow, the angry retards sure are out in full force lately!

      • Spike

        Dear white folks,

        Please feel free to use me like the dirty slut of your dreams. Anything is possible if you use me correctly.

        Yours faithfully,

        The English language

        “{…] literally the worst writer I have ever seen.”

        You could have maybe gotten away with “typist” for “writer” and “read” for “seen”, albeit in a I-don’t-really-enjoy-books-but-I-like-the-pictures kind of way. Perhaps, “That is the worst example of an English sentence that I have ever had the displeasure to read” would have been a more appropriate riposte.

  • J

    Wow, this post is incredibly racist. And I’m not even Asian, I was surprised at how racist and at times inaccurate this article was.

  • Aussie Girl

    what a fucking dick. Fail.

  • Worldunited

    And once again im amazed how someone this downright stupid can actually get some sort of so called fame by posting racist crap on the internet. Not only do you insult other peoples religion or culture, but you also state inaccurate facts. Single Dudes guide to travel, yeah exactly this type of thinking is what makes you stay single you know? Because someone with so little brain capacity wont impress any girls, besides maybe the by you so often mentioned ladyboy prostitutes, your fixation on them and their dangers makes me already suspect that you actually had some painfull springroll experiences. Because i highly doubt you got lucky otherwise in KL, if getting some nice STD’s doesnt count, even though i suspect you would be proud to get some, since thats actually proof that you actually shagged a girl. But back to the comments about the muslims in this country, you really have a hard time understanding different cultures, and religious standpoints, just because you are already accepted the corruption of the western society, you want others to follow that lead and find no other way then to insult them when they dont. Shame on you and on everyone who keeps commenting stereotypical and insulting about the muslim religion here, you guys are just getting brainwashed by the media and just repeat the phrases fed to you, but with little intelligence come big mouths, nothing new about that. So stay single and listen to the good advice of a single dude shagging prostitutes all over the world. Oh and by the way as a matter of fact Pavillion is owned by Qataris and Malay. And for the so called Prof. Newton, no one is forced to convert to Islam, people born into Islam are muslims, like people born into Christianity are Christians, so please stop writing down some carp you dont know anything about, like the fact that its forbidden to have five wives in malaysia, that this former buddhist country is no different then the former pegan european countries, where no one bitch around just because they are christian now. Oh and attending Islamic schools doesnt cut down the education at all, its just a addition to the school system where children learn about their religion. Could state more facts you tried to twist but i dont really see the point, since a racist wont learn anyways.

    • Bari

      respect man >> it’s actually sad when u see a man in his age still state “interested in women” on his Fb profile how desperate, parties at beach club the cheapest and shitiest night club in the town and actually enjoys it. man u better kill ur self

  • Prof Newton

    If you read the comments of the guy calling himself “Matt” in this blog please be aware in order to marry his Malay girl he has agreed to convert and become a muslim. The dominant historical figurehead in his acquired religion was an Arab that incredibly has visions which endorsed and approved his use of robbery and murder each time he did those things, endorsed his marrying a six year old girl, raping her when she was nine years old etc……11 wives etc
    Well done Matt, nice choice, do you really think educated people have any interest in your typically ( muslim style )angry comments, you made your choice, its your life now.
    No….educated sane people will not remain silent just to please you and those similer to you.

  • Prof Newton

    The population for Malay muslims in Malaya is not 70 per cent, this is a government misdirection which they use to retain power through enforcing a muslim religion. Any Malay born in Malaya is forced to be registered as a follower of this Arab religion. Females that grow older and seem not interested in a life style in which they are second class to a bunch of males copying an Arab religion, face social pressures, sometimes subtle but all to often, very nasty. The women tend to become fat on a muslim style diet in which chicken and mutton are the norms. If you date a Malay female, you can forget marrying her but if you go ahead, you will be forced to convert to being a muslim. Its a behind the scenes deterrant used by the muslim government to prevent the three races in Malaya intergrating, clearly the Chinese and most indians will not intergrate if it means joining one of the most nasty religions on the planet. Arab countries invest a lot of money in Malaya with the aim of keeping this once buddhist nation firmly on tract to becoming a restrictive male dominated society, five wives for men, women dress up like extras from a star wars movie while the lazy males stroll around in t shirts etc. The government administrative systems are dominated by muslims and the country is marching backwards in time economically and also in every other aspect. The male muslims ( many of them descendants of Arab traders, they run around with special ID cards which shows the name of their Arab forebears ) are the only males available for Malay women, if the women prefer an international male, they will be watched and pressured to stop, things can get very nasty. The education system involves attending muslim religion classes in school while being less focused on quality education, a perfect system for subjucation the Malay population into muslim religion= keep them barely educated and teach them that Islam is normal. The Malay Chinese want nothing to do with this sick manipulative system and simply avoid any form of intergration. Thus, the Chinese malays ( and the Indian Malays ) create stand alone communities in which they try to create a normal living style amid the back ground noise of Muslim churches blaring out prayers in Arabic ( most Malays of course do not know arabic ). If the muslims persist with this in Malaysia the country has not long term direction and risks gragmentation and possibly a very bloody civil war in which the muslims will actuaslly lose. On paper they are a majority but the reality is very different.

  • Matt

    ^ sour grapes, what a parasite .
    I’ll have you know I’m from Canary Wharf you ape.

  • Lulsec

    Lol the funny part is where malays are coming in here to defend their ugly hags.
    Oh well obviously they’ve never been out of the country. Obviously riding in kampung made them retarded. I’m a frequent traveler, i’ve seen how the night life is in other countries. Its frickin awesome! In malaysia nightlife generally means eating your heart out 24/7. Boring shite. Thats all they ever do eat eat eat and shit lol. Nowonder their economy sucks.

  • Matt

    Also the western powers by far are the biggest looters and ethincally cleansed the indigenous people in countries far and wide robbing them of their culture and values. You don’t fucking like Malaysia go back to Europe you bunch of inbreds.

  • Matt

    What close-minded shallow drivel you spew. Malay girls refrain from batting an eyelid at you and suddenly they are beneath you? Jog on mate and keep shagging those STD walking Chinese Malaysian broads . My wife is Malay and she is literally the most beautiful woman you’d ever set your eyes on.

    With regards to people taking the piss out of Malaysian comments on this site due to English obviously not being their first language – just because they can’t articulate themselves in bahasa anglais does not mean they are stupid.


    • You’re an asshole dude, and I bet your wife is not as hot as you say she is.

  • Tony

    Hey Mark…..aare you Malay?? Who you gonna bunch/beat up?? malay guys are little girls mate…weak as piss! Me and my matesFucking hm got into a nice brawl in Kl with some local fags…..smacked the crap out of them! Fucking homo malay men!!

  • Tony

    KL is a shithole!!! I should know I lived and worked there for many yearas as a single guy. I agree with Boris malay girls are retarded!! haha…..not to mention the ugliest girls i have ever seen in my life!! malaysian are just arrrogant, useless pieces of crap basically….the country and the city is not worth shit..

    The nightlife is frickin terrible they dont know how to party and the ugly malaysian chicks think they are hot… pretentious….I could not stop laughing weatching these ugly bitches strutting around thinking they are models!! Ah KL has some good points but all in all its just a craphole. The only thing keeping it alive is the oil and gas industry and the foreigners/expats that are there. If they didn’t have this it would be literally nothing.

    By the way the only racist people are muslims!!! Thry treat white people/westerners like crap! They should all be nuked….know one would miss them and the world would be a better place!!

    • jahn nz

      hi tony
      i m was born in turkey but i live NZ so we are going to be in KL for stop over on Saturday so where do you think we can pick up some chick which we dont care where they from ,could you please able to give me some direction in KL ,regards jahn

  • ozman

    Im from australia, i have a chinese gf from australia. we have been here for only 3 days. i can say this place is awsome. everyone is very friendly all races! I think its the dont judge a book by its cover senario. This guide is for a single guys point of veiw from what i would think is a typical westerners point of veiw. and yes being aussie i can relate to it in many points. And no i dont smash pint glasses over peoples heads for fun :)…

  • grey

    dude i think you should change your headline to ‘LOSER DUDE WHO CAN’T EVEN GET LAID IN HIS OWN COUNTRY’
    that sounds better for a loser like you LOL…

    • You know, you’re right. I don’t know why I try to write when there are such intelligent people like you putting me in my place with your brilliantly witty criticism. I should just give up, I guess.

      • Karl

        agree, you should stop

  • Robert

    Charlie got the Malay girl wrong. They are the horniest women in Malaysia and they love sex. Fortunately or many of them they love sex with non Malays.

    Give it a try next time. Don’t let the head scarf fool you. Below the scarf could be some hot hot stuffs to be had.

  • JOE

    Malaysia is a federation of 13 states and three federal territories. These are divided between two regions, with 11 states and two federal territories on Peninsular Malaysia and the other two states and one federal territory in East Malaysia.. Its called sabah and sarawak.. Google it !!

  • Michelle

    Just so you know, not all Malaysians speak bad english.

  • JOE

    Hey dude… don’t judge a book by its cover… not all malaysian the same like what u’ve written up there.. that is just KL dude.. u better explore more !! Go to the east side dude !! and stop being like a douchebag !! U sounds like a typical whitey !!

    • The east side? Where?

      • malay muslim

        go to east coast malaysia, kelantan and terengganu. you will see how beautiful our malay civilization and culture there. malay girl there are very beautiful but modest and courteous. you need know lot of thing about islam and our race, malay. i find u are very ignorant and hate malay and islam. i warning you, i’m malay. our country are our heritage. if u want bring u hateful anti-islam attitude to this far east muslim country. you just asking for big trouble and to be hated. i tell you we malay are very religious and very preserve our orient culture and be courteous not gross and irritable like arab. please don’t stereotype we malay with arab. we may have same religion but not same attitude and mind with them. we are modest and educated muslim. we will not hesitate to fight for right for our religion, country and race.

  • Zachary

    I’m from malaysia and I absolutely lolled at this post. Some of it is true and some of it is perceptive truth =D Keep up the good work. Although about the beach club thing, the ladybois come in waves, all seasonal. I nearly got picked up once by some nice gentlemen from punjab who insisted on paying for all my drinks.

    Don’t mind the lesser educated bunch screaming murder, they’re not exposed and have no sense of humour. =D


    Remember, you can do anything you want, just don’t get caught. And some things are worth not taking the risk for.

  • AlleyRat

    good artical. but there are lots of (hot) malay muslim girls here who party hard. and the headscarfs, many times, are just a disguise so they can look innocent while getting away with vice. (i got a local gf of 3 months now). Outside of kl is a different story, and the local girls will get you canned and deported.
    -Bang-on, on the persians, oh the stories i could tell. learning farsi here goes a lot further than learning malay. and they are more impressed with saving money then blowing it so they are typically a cheaper option.
    -No need to resort to hookers in kl. plenty of fun to be had just buying non-working girls a few drinks. save that money for some cialis so you can keep up.
    -Grow a beard. the local men can’t so the girls find it exotic. (persians don’t though they perfer you shave your face and crotch)
    -One tip you should add is about the cops. Pay them. they will stop you just to see your passport and start accusing you of bullshit. just ask if you can settle the fine with them. (rm100 should do it)
    -A word on racism. It is rampant here! the indians are the worst offenders and won’t let non-indians into their bars/restaurants if they start filling up. (i’ve been turned away at 5 different places) but the government still has separate grade schools for indians, chinese, and malay so what do you expect. the word nigger still fly’s over hear, and every time i’m going through immigration, not one black guy can make it through without being pulled into the little room for a search. A bartender at TGIFridays had a swastika sown on his work uniform and asked me which race i hated the most. can you beleive? i proceeded to inform him that the nazi’s would have gassed him for being so brown.
    -ps.. this blog was reprinted on AsiaOne news website, so checkout the comments there.

  • Boris

    Pretty accurate summary of Malaysian nightlife and girls. But yea, your initial view on malay chicks was wrong man.. Malay girls are wild and some of them are sexy as hell! I’m an expatriate and have lived in KL now for 20 years. Awesome place to partaaay!

  • Bale

    All I got to say is Charlie Bushmeister, your as ignorant and idiotic as they come and the type of typical white trash that I often expect to find in KL with your dick for brains, as proved by this article. Asia’s got no real men? Westerners ain’t got no real brains. Stay in your own fucking country. Don’t come back.

  • Jonathan Tbone

    Hey man avoid those Muslim girl if possible. I got into trouble banging one of them and it cost me nearly usd500 to bribe the religion police. Worst part is that the girl is ugly like shit but huge tits.

    • RenoCarlino

      Ya but if you get a Malay girls who’s DTF and not an ugly hag, you’ll have the best sex in your life. It’s hard to find, but worth the chase.

      Malay girls > Chinese or Indians.

  • KLexpat

    Firstly why is it that anything to do with Malaysia seems to quickly move to race. Must be your hanging with the wrong people I’ve lived here since 2009 and my friends are from all races, the ones every one is talking about on here are the ones to avoid. There’s racism in every country, just deal with it. BTW Those so called ugly Malay girls wearing head scarves are the very same so called hot girls in the club. Has it not occured to you that they wear there head scarves in the kampung or when doing family stuff but wanna wear there hottest little black dress when going for a dance with the girls. With regard to getting girls I’d say concentrate on meeting some one who can speak good english (a few 1000RM spent will soon have your new GF looking like Malaysias next top model) or just head to Beach Club, Changkat or a Spa if your just passing through. If you got a phobia about paying just think of it as charity any girl who sells herself has probably been through more shit in her life than you could ever imagine. If you wanna get a local girls try Hilton lots of Malaysian working girls in there. I notice some people recommend the likes of 21 Bar etc as good places to go, all I would add is these are some of the most expensive bars in KL so make sure you got the salary to match your girl who frequents these types of bars, or go Wednesday night. Lastly enjoy KL its a great place so dont let any narrow minded people ruin your time here.

  • James Sparrow

    Now, look at this thing, its so freaking hilarious!! Mate, do your thing man, its awesome to be that single dude while we still can. I ain’t gonna talk about races here to NOT further agitate the “ones” on fire right now. No doubt, I’d say you’re pretty observant!@! But again, no difference from the white vs black and black vs brown in America. You may wanna add MOVIDA into your list of booze-up spot. Its awesome mate! hot warm juicy wild…its like a package! but you gotta go after 11PM Malaysia time on either friday or satday. And yes, pickup’s – dirt easy! and you get good stuff lying next to you in the morn rather than a morning madness seeing some special oversized ones under your blanket with the lips still sticking onto your breadstick. You would go HOLY MAMA COW!! lol!

  • PartyStarter

    i rather party with Malays than the stinking chinese crowd.. Hey Charlie..not sure when u went there, but the beach club is strictly for people who love donuts and springrolls together…better get to Zouk, pulse, celcius or twentyone to party…

  • renz

    ooomg hahahaha. dudee fuck man. do u seriously party at beach club? dude cmon.i know the owner of the damn public bar and of course, i know what kinda scene beach club has to offer. its a hot spot for all the lady boys aite. reason being is because theyre not allowed to enter any other club in malaysia well except for reggae bar in both china town and changkat. any other place, not seen them anywhere at all. so correction, BC is a place for u to find a shemale or straight prostitutes. and wat u going on about KLCC has most visitors from saudi and malay girls. hahaha. KLCC is the main attraction in KL. not only do the saudis come here , but u get a bunch of white , black , latinas, japanese ppl here too. i mean, i think u reli kinda dislike the muslims, hence thats why ur focus is only on them. hey if u take a look around, malay people really know how to party. check out werners, zouk, aristo. dont be afraid to mingle around with malaysians man. else why would u be here other than to get laid. or maybe that is ur only reason *shrugs* oh well 🙂 and i so agree with itsnhn. Malay people are intelligent as well as any other races in the world. just seriously man, why do u always go to dodgy places . thats why u always end up talking to retarded ppl who cant possibly converse in english. god.

  • Mark

    Hey, u better wish u not see me when u r in kl. cause if u do, then i will punch u to the death. Im dead serious

    • Wow, our first retarded death threat!

    • Elijah Craig 18

      What’s up with the rampant KL inferiority complex? The responses on this thread lately have really taken it up a notch. You’ve touched a nerve here. Looks like Single Dudes will have to add the trait of “defensive feelings of inadequacy” to the SE Asian Retardation Syndrome.

  • Soo Weii Joon

    Why are you so racist? Clearly The Chinese are the best race in Malaysia. Anyone who says otherwise is just looking for free STD’s

    • Vishnnu

      clearly chinese the best race in Malaysia???friggin racist n you question others???go get urself educated,idiot!!

      • Soo Weii Joon

        Lets face it. Everyone in Malaysia wants to bang a chinese girl. i.e. malay guy-chinese wife, indian guy-chinese wife, caucasian guy-chinese wife, etc. But how often do you see men of other races go for malay or indian girls? Hardly ever!!

        Hence, my hypothesis is proven. I have solid proof to back up my arguments whereas you do not. Go back to school kid!

        • rockingmonk

          The best race in Malaysia if not the world?? What, do you people come with an extra pair? Or couple of more inches?? Bet not dude! As far as im concern, put it this way, the Chinese girls wanna be banged by the others apart from you is coz you guys are like Yakult > short & tasty but by the time you know it, its done. Wake up! You’re right about the part where dudes are seen with Chinese girls but you certainly wont see Malay / Indians / Caucasians with a Chinese dude!

          PS: Charlie, great post! This is the Malaysian conundrum! Hard in accepting the truth! We should drink when you’re down..

          • Soo Weii Joon

            Funny joke mr “monk”. If 50% of the chinese race are highly desirable, thats infinitely more than can be said for any other race. How many caucasians do you know that you can honestly tell me are even the slightest bit attractive? Yeah, like your wife? Thats one out of millions. Learn percentages.

          • 50% of Chinese are not highly desirable don’t get carried away there. Even though China probably blows away Malaysia, Eastern Europe destroys China in that department so let’s not get all Chinese supremacist on everyone here.

  • itsnhn

    Seriously dude, this article puts KL at a one-sided perspective. As a KL-lite I’m kinda sad to have read your premature outlook of this awesome city. And while I did enjoy reading your honesty I’ve gotta say you’re missing out on half the fun. Your final conclusion of telling guys that KL is only for shopping malls is really sad cos every weekend I’ve partied here has been absolutely mind-blowing. Also, the whole Malaysia being a Muslim country thing is something the media abroad must’ve kept feeding you cos I have certainly not had any problems doing whatever I want. Like any other country, you just gotta know where and who to do ‘your thing’ with. It’s pretty straight forward.

    So I think the answer to your post is you haven’t met the right bunch of people to party with. And unfortunately, it requires a little more effort than just to head to Beach Club and the usual spots you just mentioned. I mean you’d go to Changkat and head to Le Bouchon? Seriously? Try Pinchos or TwentyOne. And after parties are better in Aristo these days. Less ‘ugly’ people there. But hey, it’s your personal taste and I totally respect that.

    But as a suggestion for the next time you get here, keep your eyes and ears open for the cool and open minded locals (yes, they exist) and you’ll be spending your next visits at some of the wildest parties in town. Oh but what do I know, I’m just a cute malay girl who might possibly be looking for wild kinky sex from the next foreigner I meet. Ridiculous. We’re pretty intelligent too you know and bloody well enjoy good conversations before you get into our pants. Cheers.

    • I think you should read my article more carefully. I am actually very pro KL and can’t wait to go back there this winter. I always party my ass off and meet cool people in KL, and I don’t see how you got the impressions from the article that I feel otherwise. Thanks for the Pinchos reminder, I actually just got the names confused, so I’ve updated the post. Pinchos is my go-to bar in KL.

      • WAN

        I’m Malay guy and to be honest everything you(Charlie) said are absolutely spot on. I feel bad for Malay girl and actually they are much more easy to get but they don’t go to all the place that you mention cause normally they’re cheap(they don’t want to spend any money). Some Malays just can’t accept the truth(yes they’re very lazy). The most attractive women here are definitely the Chinese, you should visit Penang. Malay girl that don’t wear headscarves are normally trash, some pretty and some very ugly. If you want to find a great local Muslim girl, I suggest you visit Kelantan but don’t expect to party there(any mess there you probably end up dead lol), just to open your eyes of course. Me, myself are still looking for hot chinese girl 🙂 haha, just get bored with my own races(that don’t wear headscarves) cause they think they smart but they’re just too dumb haha. Anyway great post my friend, salute.

        • MM

          Good WAN. Please date chinese girls and leave us malay girls the f**k alone with ur judgmental attitude. Cause I’m tired of malay guys who think they are too good and degrade us all the time. My parents are both kelantanese and I think i’m far from ugly thanks to my mom’s good genes. I don;t mean to brag but I had White girls coming up to me in changkat telling me how beautiful I am (girls ok, nt guys. Girls are hard to please, believe me). I don’t act cheap or slutty in clubs, i’m very educated, I work in a reputable job and I go there to have fun with my gfs and guy friends.
          Honestly,. Foreigners r great and they r wittier and a gentleman. Maybe u shd take a leaf out of their book?

  • vin

    i live here & i agree with every bit of charlie’s article…& shawn’s comment…lol

  • I Am From KL

    You got it all wrong. Beach Club is where ALL the lady boys hang out. The ‘hot chicks’ you saw, most are lady boys. Just ask any locals and they’ll tell you.

    Beach Club is the most well known place (among locals) that ‘traps’ foreigners AKA white people. You want a place to pick up chicks? Asian Heritage Row will be a better option.

    • Well of course the beach Club is a tourist trap but they do a good job of keeping the ladyboys out. You obviously haven’t actually been there for a while.

      • X

        Most of the ‘hot chicks’ you see at the Beach Club are not even Malaysian, dude. They pretend to be but they are in fact from the Philippines etc.. and most of them are ‘working girls’ if you know what I mean.

  • Anon

    Excellent post! Hahahaha…
    I usually don’t like what the “Gwailos” write about us, but you’re honest.

  • Shawn

    Just a correction, its Changkat Bukit Bintang, not Cancat. 😉
    Btw, the LOUD malays(not all) here claims they not being racist yet they scream at the chinese and indians are immigrants and ask them to go back to China/India.. That`s the only shitty part of KL. Other than that, its pretty awesome here.

    • Vishnnu

      Shawn,u got that right bout LOUD malays being non racists n stuff…friggin bastards are the worst around!!

  • Stick

    I worked in Malaysia for 3 months. Had a great time. One of my dick head mates was banging a muslim girl. Her and her group of friends loved fucking white men. Because it’s illegal it made it all the more naughtier and a huge turn on for them.

  • RenoCarlino

    Good post!

    But I’m inclined to disagree on this post’s view on Malay girls.

    I must admit that Malay girls are the least desirable targets to pursue in this country, but there are some absolutely stunning girls to be found among the Malay community – those who don’t don the shitty Muslim clothes, engage in daily exercise (a rarity among Malaysians) and stay away from those horridly fattening Malaysian cousines. They may appear to be conservative to maintain their reputation among their peers, but once you crack through their facade of a religiously-minded good girl you’ll uncover a kinky freak yearning for sex with hot foreign guys without guilt.

    • Charlie’s post not mine but will say there are always exceptions. When we don’t expressly state it, readers should assume it is implied. Thanks for the tip.

    • You know, I’ve been back a couple times since I wrote the article and I’m inclined to agree. There are in fact a lot of cut Malay girls after all. I’m going to issue a correction on this.

  • mike

    oh fuck shit , lets enjoy a good chill beer, taste better in asia, and leave these skinning one another aside. Im sure thats not what our paRENTS taught us. life is long , yuv got to make it short mate . cheers! i wud love a malaysian chinese gals arse right now.

    • Cheers to that, bro, I was just there Saturday night.

  • punch

    mmmh…what an ugly racist view…typical white trash retard calling people of other background that live a life opposite your western life style..ugly, retard and lazy…yeah sure the same thing when the english came to this country in the 18 century and call malays lazy..blah..blah just because they dont want to work for the imperialist…and why would they want too…after all only the white get the benifits..and you’re as the same as those 18 century english..typical ugly aryan..nothing else to do just fucking a bitch..yeah there is a lot here..mostly chinese..enjoy them and get aids

    • So I’m the racist, even though the Chinese have AIDS? Nice.

    • LOL… sounds like one of the retarded Malays found their way to a computer somehow.

      • JOE

        and i guess u are not civilized at alll.. poor u boris.. still living in 18 century !!

    • dontberasict

      yeah i agree with you.. Boris, u are the retard one he say the truth. then Authour, u n your friend say racist and hateful comment about malay or our malay girl about they are retard and ugly.. We, malaysian never apologies your rudeness except you openly apologized with a sincere heart. I advise u should take a mirror on yourself and admit you’re very ugly and stupid, of course they are very pretty and far smart than you.. if you think like this, don’t ever come to Malay(asia)=malaysia again. these are our country and those people who hate our people, we more hate you and we never greet or pleased u come to our country. For you info, of courses malay girl should cover their body because they are good follower of teaching in islam, not like one muslim girl who hang out in bar or nightclub. i’m sorry, islam way of life is very different from your western lifestyle. I’m hope u take a time to respect us and say apologizes to what you say about malay girl.

      • I don’t hate the Malays, I just say stay away from the Malay girls with headscarves. So we all win. By the way, your English is pretty bad.

        • Bari

          well not that i am malay or anything. but i think it’s a cheap and stupid move from u to comment on his bad english, after all he is speaking to u in ur language, that’s a win for him. i would so enjoy watching u speaking to him in his language. next time when u run out of logical points and start losing a debate try to adjust to the fact that u get owned rather than saying any shit that pops in ur brainless head. the guy was clear enough u hate em ? they fucking hate u man if u have a problem with that i dare u to pay KL a visit and shout ur shit out in public. u will get ur elbow + ur tongue + ur English shoved up ur butt. so here is a little advise for u, take ur english, put some oil on ur asshole and shove it up ur ass and stop being such twat.

        • ozgur jahn

          hi charlie ,do you know any other place accept the beach club for chix ,thanks jahn

        • Saudi and Proud

          Charlie Bushmeister .. u sona bitch .. oh I dnt hate Malay … its just becouse u got no fuckin answer to say … If u come to a country Respect it or get the fuck out .. put ur western mind and style up in ur ass .. dnt judge pple .. first read about them and speak little boy .

          • You need a spelling class and a bath. I can smell you from here.

      • Liam Gallagher

        Dude…your grammar is terrible.. Thats what you get when you spend most of your time ridding motorbikes around the ”Kampung’

        • Bari

          it’s ironic how u just made fun of the guy’s grammar and made a grammatical mistake at the same time. fucking moron, kill ur self

      • Random guy

        Eh u ok or not brudder. Beach club? Bro, your eyes covered with stamps is it? Or is it due to the wierd angmoh taste around the world? Beach club is by all means the most disgusting place on earth, with ugly bitches trying to earn extra cash. The only worse place I can think of is Orchard Towers in Singapore. And when a gal asks u to apologize just do it and shut up, and do not be a typical ang moh that always think that u are right.

        Btw, just for your info, europe is going to become a 3rd world continent, and US is rotting. Therefore I am not really sure what is left in the western world to celebrate about. Therefore the term ‘White Thrash’ will really honour its true meaning soon to come. Bcos the whites are really thrash, hahahahahahahahha.

        And bro can u recommend me some happening places in the west where i can go screw women, hahahahahahahahahah. Bcos I am getting sick of Bangkok and Batam, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

        • nobody

          Dude, this is just in his opinion about the clubs don’t have to be shouting at his opinions. And what bothered me the most is you talking shit about the US and Europe, and talking shit about whites. Go fuck yourself you asshole, very big talk for a person that comes from a shit country himself.

      • Excellent English you have there my friend.

    • Mike

      Loser for sure , everyone knows Malays are as lazy as a neutered cat !!

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