hotchickswithdouchebags.com Submission

Dear Fellow Douchebag Enthusiast,

I would like to submit the attached for your consideration for inclusion in your outstanding collection. This is a rare species hailing from the Balkan state of Bulgaria. Commonly referred to locally as ubitak (убитак), official Latin classification: Bulgarus Douchebagus Fashionistas Faggus. This species refuses to mate in captivity or anywhere else for that matter. It is a genetic mutation only produced by inbreeding the common mutra (мутра), official Latin classification: Bulgarus Fattus Baldus Noneckus Mafias Dumbassus Douchebagus.

Please accept this photograph as our gift to you. If you have any interest in obtaining a live specimen please contact me at your convenience. We specialize in only the rarest of douchebags for only the most distinguished collectors.

Sincerely,

The Jesus
Curator of the SingleDudeTravel.com Douchebag Zoo
http://www.singledudetravel.com

Bulgarus Douchebagus Fashionistas Faggus




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