Friday Haiku Corner with ¡Raul! Vol. 11

Treat her like a queen.
Give her all you’ve ever had.
You are not worthy.

Be original.
Grow an ironic mustache.
Hipsters know what’s up.

Don’t ever travel.
Really unsafe and dirty.
Stay at home and live.

Do not fuck her right.
She will stick around for sure.
Chicks hate to get banged.

Confidence scares chicks.
Don’t walk around with too much.
She won’t talk to you.

Don’t learn languages
English is enough for sure
They can learn instead

April Fools Bitches
You totally fell for it
Now go be a man

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