Friday Haiku Corner with ¡Raul! Vol. 7

HaikuPickup artist scam
These guys are totally lame
No skills past pickup.

Sit in an office?
Wasting away? Wasting life?
Dude, get the fuck out.

Ok, it looks good.
Making it happen. Cough! Cough!
Hair in throat. Choking!

They have their tricks too
Makeup. Extensions. Girdle.
Will change in morning.

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