Don’t forget to fuck the fat ones!

Fat Chick Kick LineYeah, I said it. Don’t forget to fuck the fat ones! Sometimes in life you are presented with a situation in which you have a choice: Am I going to “lower” my standards and bang this heifer? Listen, I can’t tell you whether the answer is yes every time, but as long as the chick is under 200 pounds, has a nice face, good skin and not 5’2” with all of that weight, I say go for it. Why? Why the fuck not?

The most common situation where this happens is when you are out with some buddies, you run into some chicks and one of them is overweight. This happens a lot. Skinny chicks like to hang with larger chicks to feel skinnier and larger chicks like to hang with skinny chicks to feel relevant. It also helps the larger chicks pull in some dick. A lot of times upon meeting a three top of chicks, you and your buddies have already talked about your personal targets. If I, ¡Raul!, am not into the boney chicks at the table, and the larger one is acceptable, I will claim her in a second. Why? I am a great teammate, I know I am going to get laid, and now I can party and get as fucked up as I want because this fat chick is going to do everything she can to make it happen with me. Listen, these fat chicks don’t get a chance with ¡Raul! that very often. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for them. They jump on it like a tower of fried cheese covered in ranch dressing and bacon bits. After I have taken the fat one and probably made out with her very quickly, this automatically gives my boys a better shot at their tail.

“Wait, our fat friend is already getting some tongue from that hot Greek statue of a man? Well, she looks to be having a good time. I want that too!”

You are welcome teammates.

Now, ¡Raul!, “Isn’t it gross when you get their clothes off?”, you say. Not really. Hey, its just a roll here and a crevice there. But, most of the times there are going to be some good things too, like huge tits. If the chick has pretty good skin and is just a little large, she is going to look fine. Remember, you are probably drunk right now. If one position is not working for you, just resort to doggie. Pretty much any chick looks good doggie. It allows all the fat to shift forward and you to get your bone on. ¡Raul!’s personal secret is to carry around a small tin of flour. If you can’t find where to stick it, roll her in it and look for the wet spot. Booya.

Another thing to remember about these goddesses of gluttony is that fat can go to the lip area. This creates an amazing cushion for ¡Raul! to insert penis A into mouth B. If you have never received a blow job from a fat chick, you are missing out on life. It is truly one of life’s great things that must be experienced. Skinny chicks are not used to sticking things in their mouth. They do not eat. They don’t know what to do with it. But, those fat chicks? You fucking guessed it right. They have been practicing for years with fudge pops, fried chicken, lamb kebobs, you name it. They know what it feels like with a something large in their mouth and they know what to do with it. A fat chick will suck your dick like the antidote is in it. Period.

The final thing that ¡Raul! loves about banging Large Marge is that you really can try anything you want. I repeat, ANYTHING. One thing I would not recommend unless you are as large and muscular as me is putting her on top. If you can handle the weight, she will love it. She probably has not experienced that in a while. But, I repeat, you need to be of bodybuilder size and strength to accomplish such a feat. Have fun with her. She is like your own overly-inflated blowup doll.

So, let’s recount the qualities of fat chicks:

1. Usually easy
2. Great blowjobs
3. You can do anything you want
4. Did I mention easy?
5. Can make you a good teammate

Dudes, think what you want about this, but you are missing out if you don’t try it with that chick who’s only questionable attribute is her plumpness. It will be fun, and if not, you can always extract yourself from the situation by running, because who cares, she is not going to be able to catch you. She is fat.

Charlie adds:

I feel like I need to dissent.  However ¡Raul! has a pretty watertight argument here.  One thing I like about this also is that ¡Raul! and I never fight over chicks when we go out!  He is indeed a good teammate.  On the rest of this this I will respectfully abstain from the discussion.

Boris adds:

¡Raul! is right. This reminds of a joke that’s funny because it’s true: “Why are fat chicks and mopeds the same? They’re both fun to ride until a friend sees you!”

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  • Rob Nemere

    The skinny white guy and fat gf/wife lmao

  • Rob Nemere

    Only brothers can get away with these antics


    ill throw a fat dog a bone but her pussy better be immaculate and have the face of skinny hidden angel inside of her lol

  • Bud Good

    Regardless of detractor comments, it is IN FACT easier to meet and bang a more robust woman. And I have no problem with that. Bigger women tend to have great senses of humor, ALWAYS has something in common with the sorts of guys who are more than willing to bone bigger chicks, and WILL do damn near anything under the sun for YOU. And I’m not just talking about sex either. She’ll do your laundry, run errands for you, keep the house nice and clean, and cook your meals. And chances are that she’ll be able to cook like a bonafide chef, too. Also, in the long run, it may actually reward the guy (should he accept the invitation) with romantic ventures with thinner chicks once they figure out that you’re not just some shallow P.O.S. Aside from these points, you might be surprised how far a chunky girl will go with you in the sack. And you may also be surprised how many new tricks she’ll be able to teach YOU.

  • juicy-n-wet

    If you going to take advice from this gug, you’re dumb as fuck

  • PedroA

    Hell yes, fat girls are over looked. Im not talking some super obese chick with no facial features. That chubby to chunky population got to be some of the funnest women I’ve ever been with. 10/10 thin broads are hard to get and your competition is fierce. When I was a teen I avoided girls who weren’t thin until I f’d a bigger woman years later. In college its about all I went after. They were easier and that’s a fact. Some of them think they’re bigger shit than they were but most were just an easy path to getting laid if they were single.

  • Tyrone

    Bruhh you’re fucking hilarious, I fucks with you

  • Jack Bush

    My girlfriend is a bbw and I find bbws prettiest they not just for sex or to be used


    Young man, I would like to speak to your father to personally tell him that he fucked up raising you as a heartless waste of DNA and that he really ought to consider horsewhipping you until you learn some
    fucking respect for women. Or that he just just disown you and try again.

  • Bud Good

    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yes, some fat girls have cute faces. But, that’s about as far as the cuteness goes. Once you see them with their clothes off, you’re definitely looking for the light switch. ‘Cause in the dark, as long as you aren’t fully embracing them, they can be anybody you want them to be, whether they are fat or not.

  • Chris

    I love em bigger!

  • Don´t do it

    Depends on the girl. But generally speaking not worth it imo,

  • greg

    did not ever in a million years think i would. back in high school 30 years ago i always dated the thin, sexy girls. but in the back of my mind i always wanted a bbw type woman. so one day i called up this girl that was older then me that was a bbw. hung out all day then in the evening we went to my parents lake house and she fucked the hell out of me. i was hooked, and bad. i have been still fucking her for 35 years later atleast once a week. i am married to a very thin sexy woman but hate having sex with her. i never have been seen in public with the bbw woman due to my friends/family making fun of me. but the fucking hot sex is better then ever. so everyone please fuck the fat chicks. its better. everything on her.

    • Cheese Louis

      35 years! :0 Dang! :3333
      Good job, mate! :3

  • Lady Ganga

    You’re a pig but not necessarily wrong even though your delivery is that of a misogynistic fucktard, but it’s cool. We can see you’re overcompensating for your little snicker dick so no harm, no foul. No one, I repeat, NO ONE can suck a dick like a fat chick. Fat chicks suck dick better than gay men lol

    • Bud Good

      Lady Ganga said, “Fat chicks suck dick better than gay men.”

      And exactly HOW do you know that?

      Touché. lol

  • Me

    I’m a fat girl, but you’re a real pig

  • David Rubin

    You know what the great thing is about fucking a fat chick? You can fuck a different roll every night!

    • Cheese Louis

      LMAOOOO!! 😀 There is some truth to that.

  • pussInLeatherBoots

    eww who would fuck a blubber ass?

  • Love the large chicks. Tip: Insist on taking a shower first. Some ladies of generous proportions don’t always smell their best “downstairs” after a full evening out. Not trying to be rude or uncouth here — it’s just a fact.

  • Tommy Bolan

    I agree…. people who say “they would never do it” are idiots and missing out on some good loving! Some of the best
    fucking sessions I had was with a girl that had some 20-30 extra pounds…

  • ken

    whats wonr with fat girls a lot of them are cutier then skinny girls
    and thats ture people need to stop looking down on fat girls

  • Panaflex

    “One thing I would not recommend unless you are as large and muscular as me is putting her on top.”

    Either: (a) ¡Raul! is a non-athletic pussy or (b) ¡Raul! doesn’t know what the hell he’s talking about … or (c) ¡Raul! is joking. If you can’t handle a <200 lb woman on top of you, you're probably in the bottom quarter of your 8th-grade PE class. If a 115-pound woman can deal with a 190-lb. guy on top of her, I think an adult male can handle a woman who's around the same size. If you've ever played any real sports, you've dealt with a lot harder tasks than that.

  • Laughing_My_Arse_Off

    Rock on!

  • Chris

    In the military we call it “jumping on the grenade”. We usually take turns for the betterment of the group. It is totally true, if the fat chick will always make out with you. Then the skinny chicks get super jealous and it is game on for everybody. So thank you “wingman” or “battle buddie” for jumping on that “grenade”.

  • xav921

    Along with “rauls” argument u can bang the sh*t outta fat chicks without hearin to much ow that hurts lol

  • El Matador

    There’s a time and place for everything!

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