Friday Haiku Corner with ¡Raul! Vol. 3

HaikuStag parties are fun
But not the place to meet chicks
Just drink and pass out

Always wear condoms
Prevents headache and saves lives
Now go spread the love

Friend getting lucky?
Wait! Fat chick road block ahead!
Take one for the team!

Bring a pad and pen
Record names and phone numbers
You’ll be glad you did

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