Friday Haiku Corner with ¡Raul! Vol. 1

HaikuJust a few good hints
Brought in the form of Haiku
Heed them and succeed!

Bring a camera
It is very important
What did she look like?  Oh yeah…

Don’t be a pussy
Just go up and talk to her
Worst you get is no.

Speak the native tongue
Takes down guard, shows some effort
Feel the native tongue

Separate yourself
Wont get laid in cargo shorts
Unless she is fat

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