Friday Haiku Corner with ¡Raul! Vol. 4

Get a gay wingman
He will help you fuck that chick,
Or, blow you himself.

Other dudes are here?
Why even pay attention?
We are here for chicks.

Two? Three? Four? Five? Six?
You can not handle them all?
You should bring a friend.

Don’t be her wallet.
She is an equal and earns.
Let her buy you lunch.

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