American Girls Suck!

American girls suck!

The more I have traveled the world and seen what it has to offer to more I have realized that the average American woman is shockingly low in quality.  Why?  Let me count the ways.

The average American woman is the worst woman in the world. She’s fat. Really fat.  Or she’s too skinny because of her eating disorders.  She has terrible fashion sense and walks around in public like a slob with sweatpants and no makeup.  I mean come on girls, is the airport really the right place for your stupid slumber party?  I had an American girl come over for dinner for our second date last year wearing sweats – and not even well fitting sweats, but a XXL sweatshirt, baggy jeans and no makeup whatsoever.

She said to me that night, “I don’t care what I look like.”

I said, “I care what you look like.”

And that was pretty much the end of that.  Dessert was canceled.

American women also have the most unattractive feeling of self-entitlement.  The difference between how hot a girl thinks she is and how quality she actually is is huge in America.  What American guy hasn’t had the experience of being in a bar and approaching a marginally attractive girl and tried to say hi to her only to have her be extremely rude for no good reason?  Who doesn’t know some poor schmuck who was forced into marriage by some “princess” who refused sex until she got a ring? Or some nice decent looking guy who gets totally led around by the balls by some ugly mastodon?   A personal side story, my best friend was dating a girl for less than six months when she pressured him into getting married that summer. Why?  Because her parents and sister got married on the same date in years previous and it just so happened that that date was on a Saturday that year.  Needless to say she turned out to be completely crazy and they divorced a couple years later but only after she took 100K of his money even though they had no kids and she didn’t work when they were married.

And they are morons!  Girls in America are often so staggeringly stupid it just makes me want to shoot myself listening to them talk. Ever listened to couple of 18 year old American girls talk to each other?  They are just retarded.   Hot chicks in America have been conditioned to think that nothing is required of them other than being hot, rampant stupidity is the result.

Here’s a classic example of a stupid hot American girl:

The part of this I find the most disgraceful is not the pathetic attempt to sound non-retarded by that Litttle Miss Einstein but the question itself: 20% of Americans can’t find America on map!  What the fuck?  And this is not a joke.  One thing you find when you travel is that Americans are some of the stupidest people you will ever meet.

Here’s another of my personal favorites:

American girls make terrible girlfriends and wives.  Just watch sitcoms and you’ll get the idea of how our society is training our women to treat us. Your typical sitcom is about some poor henpecked bumbling husband who is always getting bitched at by their wife for going out with their buddies.  It’s a good situation for the women.  American guys in general treat women very well because we our spirits have been so thoroughly so crushed by our horrible women.  And the shit that we let them say to us in incredible.

“You don’t respect me.”

“You embarrass me in public.”

“Why can’t you get along with my mother?”

“How come you’d rather hang out with your friends than stay at home with me and watch The Hills?”

“I have a headache.”

“Why do you like stupid football?”

“No you can’t spend the money you earned on a new HDTV, I’m going to spend your money on some clothes that I’m too fat to wear 85% of the time.”
“Fuck you, bitch!”

It’s really us that deserve the blame.  Too many American, English and Western European girls have been coddled and their horrible self entitled behavior accommodated over the generations. They were given way more than they deserved.  It doesn’t really matter if an American girl is kind of ugly, fat, stupid and mean, some poor slob will take her out, be nice to her and buy her a bunch of shit in the faint hope that she will have sex with him. My heart always breaks when I’m out at Walmart buying some cheap Chinese shit and and I see some overweight pizza face Jabba the Slut leading around some poor dude like a lost puppy dog while she puts a bunch of Twinkies in the cart. Or when I see some poor bastard shelling out for an overpriced restaurant only to watch some mediocre girl spend the whole time staring at her Crackberry.  Or when some loser marries a heifer who held sex over his head until she got some stupid worthless (but expensive) diamond ring. So guys, by putting up with this bullshit we have earned what we have.

Single Dude Travel is adamant on this issue: It doesn’t have to be this way.  Don’t settle for mediocre American girls.

Now before you get all pissed off at that absurd generalization, I will say that of course, America is a huge country with over 300 million people in it and there are plenty of good American girls out there.  Some of our favorite girlfriends have been American, but they were the rare exception to the rule and not the norm. Your odds in America of finding a quality woman are very bad these days and only getting worse.

This is one of the reasons that we travel.  There is another whole world out there of gorgeous, thin, super nice, brilliant, successful, motivated girls who would love to be with you, and we want to help you find them and live happily ever after.  Or just for tonight, it’s your call.  But you have to leave America.  You have to travel.

When you travel, you’ll see how big the difference really is.  Don’t accept the American bill of sale for relationships.  The world can be a paradise if you do it right. We’ve been doing this for several years and have learned lots of great tricks of the trade that we will pass on to you.  We’ll cover lots of other places in the world and tell you where to go, where to stay, and even maybe how to find the love of your life.  We’ll also give you some tips on how to be the best person you can be, because let’s face it, there’s a lot more to life than just women.

Graphical Representation of Miss South Carolina's Thought Process

Graphical Representation of Miss South Carolina's Thought Process

Charlie Bushmeister

Call me Charlie. I decided to join with others to write this blog because I feel that I have learned a lot about how to succeed in life in general. It took a lot of trial and error and I've developed a wealth of philosophies, skills, and tricks of the trade that would be very useful to like minded guys out there. There's no need to repeat my mistakes, of which I have made many, instead I urge you to read this blog, absorb and practice its lessons, and then go out and have the most awesome life, on your own terms. To me that means good health, success in your career, the number and type of relationships you want, and general satisfaction that you're not wasting your life spinning your wheels, but going forward always towards your goals.

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