Obesity, The AIDS of America

fat chicks

I see fat people.

Everywhere I go in America they’re there, mountainous creatures waddling down the street armed with their XXL Big and Tall outfits, burritos in hand, with gargantuan partners and morbidly obese children drinking Super Big Gulps filled with sugar soda.  Sweating through their pits at the slightest effort and mouth breathing like some woolly mammoth out of Ice Age, these disgusting creatures are everywhere and it is only getting worse.  This is an epidemic that is to America what AIDS is to Africa.

Not convinced?  Look at this graphic on the CDC website.  When you watch the little slideshow map you can really get an idea of how much of an epidemic this is.  … [Read more]

I Love Cougars!

cougars

A Study of Cougarism – The High Mileage Luxury Car

In today’s age of stupid young American girls it’s often very difficult to find suitable young, female American companionship.  This is why I love cougars.  They offer a very attractive alternative to young chicks and their hangups about sex and inflated feeling of self worth.  These days world cougarism is on the rise, and this is a very good thing for single dudes.

So there is always debate on the issue of what exactly is a cougar.  I offer the Single Dude Travel definition:

Cougar – An attractive single older woman with her own money and a strong sex drive.

Now why cougars?  There are lots of good … [Read more]

The Single Dude's Rules for Money

Money Bags

We think a lot here at Single Dude Travel about how to spend and make money well.  Of course it’s good to have money.  Lots and lots of it if possible.  Making good money makes all of life easier because of all the other opportunities it opens for the single dude.  But there are a lot of common mistakes that guys make with money.  So without further ado here are some basic Single Dude Travel rules for money:

Rule 1:  Don’t waste your life in a corporate prison slaving away long hours to make someone else rich.

Rule 2:  Don’t be a walking wallet.  Avoid gold diggers and girls who take advantage of your money.

A … [Read more]

Your Very Own “Fairy Wingman”

Who needs a "Fairy Wing-man"? Count us in big boy!

Faggot.  Homo.  Queer.  Ass Pirate.  Chutney ferret.  Poof.   Fudge Packer.   Anal Assassin.

Ok, now that I have your attention, let’s take these words out of your vocabulary.  But ¡Raul!, they deserve to be called names for what they do.  Oh yeah?  What have they done to you and how many times have you been laid recently? Chances are this cheek splitter is already a friend and probably got way more than did you last night.  So, don’t you think you should listen to someone with experience?  You are damn right, Breeder.

Like most people, I grew up in a sort of bubble.  Being gay was not part of the equation.  You would play sports, practice music, go … [Read more]

Fuck you, Cockblock!

Cock Block

Hey you! Yeah you, the less attractive, less friendly girl standing with the really cute girl at the bar I just met and realized I have lots in common with. You know, we’re actually hitting it off! She really smiled as soon as I came up and started talking to y’all and really seemed delighted to meet me.

But now you’re fucking everything up.

I’m trying to talk to your really cute and nice friend who shares my interest in travel and music and books, and you keep interrupting. And then you try to get her to turn away from me to talk to you.  Or you drag her off in the middle of our conversation. Why are you being … [Read more]