Tagged: wingman

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Obesity, The AIDS of America

>I see fat people. Everywhere I go in America they’re there, mountainous creatures waddling down the street armed with their XXL Big and Tall outfits, burritos in hand, with gargantuan partners and morbidly obese... Read More

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I Love Cougars!

A Study of Cougarism – The High Mileage Luxury Car In today’s age of stupid young American girls it’s often very difficult to find suitable young, female American companionship.  This is why I love... Read More

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Your Very Own “Fairy Wingman”

Faggot.  Homo.  Queer.  Ass Pirate.  Chutney ferret.  Poof.   Fudge Packer.   Anal Assassin. Ok, now that I have your attention, let’s take these words out of your vocabulary.  But ¡Raul!, they deserve to... Read More

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Fuck you, Cockblock!

Hey you! Yeah you, the less attractive, less friendly girl standing with the really cute girl at the bar I just met and realized I have lots in common with. You know, we’re actually... Read More