In this episode Charlie and Boris take a break in Manila from reporting on Southeast Asia and discuss one of the best places on Earth for the single dude, Eastern Europe. We tried to keep it positive but we could help ourselves from comparing the fantastic Eastern European women to completely uncompetitive Western chicks.
Tangential topics discussed included:
The Single Dude’s Guide to Manila Philippines: The Cons
Eastern Europe, now do you see?
The Single Dude’s Guide to Kiev, Ukraine
Up yours Rebecca Watson!
American Girls Suck!
The Diamond Ring Scam/
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Fuck You McDonald’s! You guys are really making the world a shittier place to live. I’m dismayed to say that after visiting 35+ countries I can’t remember a single one where I didn’t find a McDonald’s (and usually tens if not hundreds of them) serving up their unique brand of McShit. Why is McDonald’s such a bane on society? Well let’s see:
1.) Their food is atrocious. It’s both extremely unhealthy and extremely fattening. From factory farmed beef cleaned with ammonia to the inclusion of a plethora of chemicals in their “food”, one thing is clear: McDonald’s doesn’t give a shit about you or your health. McDonald’s just wants you to stuff your fat face with … [Read more]
Kiev, Ukraine, a major city right in the heart of Eastern Europe. It’s certainly a place worth visiting at least once but I’m going to have to surprise even myself here and give it a mixed review. I’ve only visited Kiev twice, once recently and once many years ago. I was surprised to find the women less beautiful than I remembered and the city itself more beautiful. If you haven’t been to Eastern Europe yet you may not know that many Eastern Europe cities are huge concrete wastelands of architectural diarrhea courtesy of the communist era. There are exceptions though such as Prague, Riga, Zagreb and to some degree definitely Kiev.
Let’s talk about the other major … [Read more]
Yo everyone, ¡Raul! here! I am back. Let me first apologize for my absence and let everyone know that midget tossing in a brothel while doing ecstasy is illegal in Bolivia. Just note it.
Anyway, back to the matter at hand. I was watching what was going down with this Bin Laden thing and the first thing I thought to myself was, “Man, these guys are total badasses, and they have each others backs, no matter what.” Helicopter crash? Whatever. Not sure if you are getting out alive? Oh, well. Knowing that every other dude there is your biggest fan are right by your side. Priceless. While I won’t equate going into a bar and slaying chicks with your … [Read more]
iL Chiron writes in from Iraq:
First off, this is the first time I have ever taken the time to email some random fan-mail type crap, so whoever reads this bullshit should feel honored.
I have to say singledudetravel.com is by far one of the better websites out now. You guys are hysterical, downright entertaining and ruthless! I enjoy reading the blogs and it certainly does help me take pleasure in the little “personal” time that I have here on deployment in Iraq. I feel like somewhat of a child praising dudes for doing shit “men” should already know and be doing in general.
In some of the blogs, you guys are right on the money regarding … [Read more]
I think it’s safe to say internet dating has finally lost it’s negative stigma, or at least most of it. Too bad it hasn’t lost its shitty results, at least in the western world. I never had any qualms about it myself, if it results in getting hot chicks into my bed I’m usually down for it. It just doesn’t fucking work in the states. You could waste a year of your life on match.com and maybe, if you’re lucky, have the privilege of buying a fat chick or two dinner.
So enough about where it doesn’t work, let’s talk about where it does work! Europe and Asia! More specifically Eastern Europe and Asia. You may want to ask … [Read more]
There is a land across the sea filled with women so beautiful, your balls will ache when you lay eyes upon them. Russia is the name of this promised land. These gorgeous sirens have suffered much hardship at the hands of the men in their home countries who are generally abusive irresponsible drunken assholes, and usually fat, ugly and frequently criminal to boot. Without any reasonable prospects these the women have thrown up their hands and declared Russian men “impotent”. Imagine the Homer Simpson of the eastern bloc, Borat. It makes them wary to trust any man. Get ready to be quizzed about your whereabouts last night, and have your answers ready. They all have KGB designed bullshit detectors, … [Read more]
Welcome to Eastern Europe, where the pivo is cheap, the women are krasiva and people are experts at taking 3 hours to drink an espresso. The first practical lesson for you in this paradise is easy: Don’t get a hotel. Stay in an apartment! You can rent an apartment for the same price or less than a hotel in virtually any Eastern European city. All you have to do is Google “apartment rental [insert city of your choice]” and start shopping.
Lesson One: Rent an apartment when you stay in Eastern Europe, and get an apartment near the center of town.
Now let’s talk about the reasons why you want an apartment over a hotel besides cost (short … [Read more]