Since we at Single Dude Travel started this blog we have been exposed to the so-called “blogosphere” and it’s been very interesting that this little world really does have a whole life of its own. It’s amazing the number of geniuses, retards, cool dudes, fake hot chicks, fake hot chick ass-kissers, real hot chick ass-kissers, douchebags, hipsters and assholes are out there. Boris recently called my attention to an incident that started in real life and has quickly become a heated discussion in the blog pseudoreality. Many people have weighed in on it already but I feel compelled to add my two cents.
There is this chick named Rebecca Watson who … [Read more]
I see fat people.
Everywhere I go in America they’re there, mountainous creatures waddling down the street armed with their XXL Big and Tall outfits, burritos in hand, with gargantuan partners and morbidly obese children drinking Super Big Gulps filled with sugar soda. Sweating through their pits at the slightest effort and mouth breathing like some woolly mammoth out of Ice Age, these disgusting creatures are everywhere and it is only getting worse. This is an epidemic that is to America what AIDS is to Africa.
Not convinced? Look at this graphic on the CDC website. When you watch the little slideshow map you can really get an idea of how much of an epidemic this is. … [Read more]
So I’m back bitches
Did you all miss me a lot?
Hipsters are the worst.
Lame tattoos. Lame hair. Lame ‘stash.
Everything is lame.
“Baka laka dak”
That means you are a pussy
For hiding your chicks.
Do something with life
Don’t let the chicks pass you by
The gravy train ends…
I hate you hipsters. You make the world a worse place. Every time I go out and I see all you losers sitting there at the bar with your shitty attitudes and bad fashion sense I just want to grab your Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle and start beating you over the head with it. I know, that will ruin your ironic haircut and that would be such a shame, but at least you’ll write a shitty Emo song about it later.
Worldwide hipsterism is on the rise. It is ruining entire countries and making single dude travel destinations like New Orleans much much worse. France is all hipsters. This movement must be stopped before it spreads everywhere … [Read more]