Real Men go to Yoga Class

Yoga chicks are limber

As part of Single Dude Travel’s ongoing commitment to keeping you healthy and successful while also helping you get laid, I’d like to convince you macho single dudes to go to yoga class. We’ve already discussed how real men go to the Farmers’ Market, now it’s time to enter the land of yoga mats and leotards.

I know, I know, it sounds pretty gay. I mean, you’re just stretching, right? And there’s a 65-year-old grandmother in there! We’re men, we don’t do yoga! Wrong. Now I’m just like Hank Hedgehopper in that I love doing things at the gym that are hard and awesome, like slamming a sledgehammer into an old tire a bunch of times … [Read more]

I Love Cougars!

cougars

A Study of Cougarism – The High Mileage Luxury Car

In today’s age of stupid young American girls it’s often very difficult to find suitable young, female American companionship.  This is why I love cougars.  They offer a very attractive alternative to young chicks and their hangups about sex and inflated feeling of self worth.  These days world cougarism is on the rise, and this is a very good thing for single dudes.

So there is always debate on the issue of what exactly is a cougar.  I offer the Single Dude Travel definition:

Cougar – An attractive single older woman with her own money and a strong sex drive.

Now why cougars?  There are lots of good … [Read more]

Boris' Basic Spare Tire Disposal Plan

excercise

We here at Single Dude Travel feel that your health is of utmost importance, and being in good shape is a great way to feel good, separate yourself from the rest of the fat stupid Westerner tourists when you travel, meet more and better girls, and to live a longer, better, happier and more fulfilling life. But what if you picked up a little spare tire somewhere a long the way? Perhaps it was one too many beers in Germany, too many tamales in Mexico or even one too many pulneni chushki on your latest romp through the Balkans.

Whatever the case, now is the time.  You’ve booked your next trip and … [Read more]

Escape the Corporate Prison

Beach Sunset

So if you’re anything like me once you got a taste of what life really has to offer (or at least what life outside the Western world really has to offer) you can’t get enough of it. You have one little problem though: two weeks of vacation (or four to six if you live in Western Europe) just isn’t enough. If you’re like most young professionals out there as I was, you probably spend 40% or more of your waking hours working as a corporate slave chained to a desk in a cube. To add insult to injury you probably spend another 10% or more of your waking hours driving to and from that corporate prison.

Sure you travel … [Read more]

Eastern Europe, now do you see?

Ukrainian Army Girls

Hey bro, what’s up?  How are you doing?  What’s new?  Me?  I’m awesome.  Why?  Well, everything is good at work, and I’ve been hitting the gym a lot and eating well  so I feel really excellent these days. Also, I’ve been seeing this totally perfect girl from Eastern Europe!

Yeah, I know, I know.  I never say that about my American girlfriends.  I thought it was me, that I was burned out, and that I couldn’t really be that into a girl anymore.  But this girl changed my whole attitude.  I’m really into her for all sorts of reasons.   Like what?  For one, she’s really ultra hot.   She’s in great shape and really looks good … [Read more]

Save your money

A Wildebeest

Ok, so you’ve booked the ticket for your first trip to some place where the beer is cheap and the women are beautiful, nice and can’t wait to meet you.  Now what?  How do you get ready for the trip?  What homework might pay dividends?  How do you make sure you’re as ready as you can be?

First of all, save your goddamn money.  If you’re like me and have to be in America or Western Europe for job reasons most of the time, going out to meet girls is pretty much a waste of time and definitely a waste of money.  It’s just throwing your money and precious time away at late night clubs drinking $5-7 beers and … [Read more]