Alright dudes, this is definitely not the sexiest topic of discussion, but unless you’re the luckiest stud on the planet that manages to exclusively date hot virgins, chances are your girl has been with at least one other guy. Well Sex-Ed 101 taught us that despite your sweet little angel having only banged one other guy her entire life, that one dude just gave her all the accumulated pathogens from the hundred whores he’s been with. So this topic is unpleasant, but the following could save some dude’s life out there. So first I will elaborate on the dilemma Single Dudes face, then offer my own personal story, and lastly present the solution I arrived at.
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I’ve bitched at length previously about the obesity epidemic in America, and the costs it has for all society, ranging from health problems to the extreme scarcity of quality American girls. Now from Tony Shin we present to you this infographic on the obesity problem in America. I particularly would like highlight the point that obesity causes many more deaths than drug use, firearms, STDs or car accidents. Yet the government subsidizes McDonalds (corn subsidies) and keeps drugs illegal. Assholes.
The Fat Future of America
As everyone knows, NYC is rife with gold diggers. According the principles that El Matador believes in, the only reason hot young women compete hard to get in to college is so that that they will have the best mating opportunities. That is, by gaining access to the cream of whatever crop they hope to be nesting with, they get the first pick, before men understand the stakes. Essentially they are leveraging their lifetime peak of attractiveness (their 20′s) against men’s unrealized lifetime value while in college. Our value increases over time, as we get older, theirs plummets. This chart from Defalt User’s blog illustrates the point nicely.
I love cougars, but you gotta catch … [Read more]
I recently came across the article “Why is obese more acceptable than anorexic?” and shortly thereafter stumbled upon an “info graphic” that’s right up the same alley. Besides the fact that the author of TheUltimateFemale.com and creator of the chart clearly lacks basic math skills and conceptual skills (how else can the allowable upper weight limit be one pound lower for a 5’3″ female than a 5’2″ female?) she seems to be one hell of a fat apologist! I mean honestly – look at those numbers! I’m a 5’9″, relatively athletic and muscular male and back when I was in peak athletic condition I tipped the … [Read more]
So you’ve taken a whirlwind trip to Amsterdam, cruised the Red Light District, got stoned in a few coffee shops, tried to get laid with a leggy blond Dutch chick, drank way too much Heineken, and never, ever want to see another Van Gogh sunflower painting again. What’s next?
A visit to a Dutch spa.
OK, I know you’re thinking “WTF? A spa?” Chill and take the next few minutes to learn a little something new about the world and you’ll be surprised. I’m about to let you in on one of Europe’s best kept secrets…
They’re known by different names in Germany, Netherlands Austria, Switzerland and parts of Belgium. You … [Read more]
Enablers are people that allow you to continue your losing ways; babying you and bailing you out. Enablers allow you to continue making the same mistakes and never having the guts to tell you where you really stand – never having the balls to let you know that you are screwing up or that you just might need to put your head down and do some actual work.
In “our” world, enablers are most apparent in the mainstream. These are companies that promise that you will “speak fluent French without boring drills or actual work” or that “every time you go for a swim, dolphins will appear”. These are individuals selling a concept that assures “You won’t have to … [Read more]
I don’t know what’s more appalling about the video below, the blatant gold digging or the fact that ABC News is doing what seems like a positive, or at least neutral “news” piece on this atrocious bitch (and by news I mean non-news). Maybe I’m misreading it, but this bitch journalist seems almost like she looks upon this skank with something like admiration of her ingenuity. It’s rare to see so many things that are wrong with western society so obviously portrayed in one short video clip. From the obnoxious gold digging bitch, the hypocrisy that permeates western society, to the retarded non-news promoting mainstream media this clip … [Read more]
While the politics around the pronoun “he” have not often spilled over into violence or lead to the sort of grinding inability to compromise that can cripple a nation, the issue does make for an elegant illustration of the Orwellianism and unconstructiveness of the feminist impulse.
“He” – a word of two simple letters – becomes sexist when used in reference to an hypothetical member of mixed-gender group. For instance, “A leader should be decisive. He should not hesitate.” Here the word ‘he’ becomes sexist because it reinforces the patriarchal notion that any leader is necessarily a man.
Fair enough, logically speaking. Practically, however, we are left with a mess. The English language has no gender-neutral third-person pronoun. “He … [Read more]
When I met her I had no idea how mentally ill she was. Nor how brilliant she was at manipulation and creating drama. There she was and I hadn’t been with a woman in an embarrassingly long time. So I said fuck it and ran off with her to New Orleans.
We were ditching lives that had become boring. I’d been working for a few years washing dishes and then finally breaking into working the back grill at a popular booze house, always hitting the bars after work or stopping at the liquor store on the way home for a pint of vodka and a six-pack of Oly. She’d been living up on a soggy wooded mountain, getting … [Read more]
Who hasn’t thought about hooking up with a sexy backpacker whilst staying in a hostel? With vacation-sex on the brain, high blood-alcohol-levels and lost inhibitions, one would think that even Dick Cheney could get laid, if his alien penis was not floating in a jar of formaldehyde at Area 51. Rarely are logistics to hook up with foreigners as good as they are in hostels. But who are these girls that frequent these dream-factories? And really how many of them are hot?
At 22, armed with high libido and a Working Holiday Visa for the Netherlands, I snagged my dream job at a hostel in Amsterdam called The Flying Pig, one of the best jobs I ever had. … [Read more]