Facebook receives a tax refund of $429 million on a $1.1 billion profit, how is your 1040 coming?

By Charlie Bushmeister
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Well, maybe we were wrong. In an earlier analysis of Facebook’s value before the IPO, we suggested that Facebook was a piece of shit company and a terrible investment. Well, it is, but it’s a great vehicle for moving enormous amounts of money into the pockets of a select few. Check out this article from Wolf Richter on Testosterone Pit for the full story of how Facebook is just another corporate welfare recipient of this facist government.

Facebook filed its first 10-K annual report with the SEC, containing its financial statements for 2012 along with a host of small-print footnotes which presumably no one would ever look at. But the recalcitrant nonpartisan research and advocacy group, Citizens … [Read more]

February 19th, 2013 | Tags: , , , , | Category: Current Events | , , , , | Category: Current Events | .1 billion profit, how is your 1040 coming?">6 comments

Man I hate celebrities part deux

By Manuel Pfister
Wyclef Jean

I’ve already written a scathing rant explaining in great detail why I hate celebrities with a passion that is as clear and true as a pristine alpine stream but today I came across an article that provides such well documented proof of exactly what I’m talking about that I couldn’t possibly not post it. The New York Times wrote a stunning expose on how Wyclef Jean and a gang of other shitty celebrities bilked a charity he started himself out of millions of dollars just to further enrich themselves. You really can’t make this shit up. The story here is not so much the piece of subhuman garbage that is Wyclef Jean, that’s … [Read more]

November 5th, 2012 | Tags: , , , , | Category: Uncategorized | 2 comments

Charlie's Bullet Point Presentation on Why You, the Single Dude, Should Buy Precious Metals

By Charlie Bushmeister
Precious Metals

Hi there dudes, and welcome to another week in this crazy world we live in. While it may appear to the casual reader of our blog that all I like to do is smoke weed, party, and spend time with beautiful, exotic (and fit) foreign women, the successful execution of the Charlie lifestyle is contingent on some serious planning and a very pragmatic outlook of the world. I’ve put a lot of effort into making my life exactly the kind of life that I want to live and I want to maintain my standard of living and happiness even if external circumstances beyond my control change.

And changing they are. The more I pay attention to what … [Read more]

June 4th, 2012 | Tags: , , , , , | Category: Current Events, How-to | 28 comments

How to spot a ladyboy

By Boris
Ladyboy

This one is going to be short and sweet but I think this is something every traveler to Thailand and perhaps other Southeast Asian destinations needs to know.

The only real dead giveaway is the Adams apple… however that can be surgically removed so you can’t depend on this one alone. Absent an Adams apple, check out the following features:

1. Voice – many ladyboys have an awful sounding masculine voice (think Borat doing his impression of his wife).
2. Facial structure – many ladyboys have something that just doesn’t look quite right about their facial structure, sometimes the face just looks a bit masculine, sometimes it just looks weird in some way you … [Read more]

April 26th, 2011 | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , | Category: How-to | 13 comments