London is for Wankers

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London, England, is the most overrated big city in the world.

I can never understand why so many people want to go on and on about how much they love London, although, I have noticed that it is usually fat Western people doing the talking. It’s the favorite place for entitled American Women’s Studies majors to go and spend a semester at or to work for a year, so that they can then come back to America and demonstrate their sophistication by going on an on about how great London is and how they want to go back there to live.

I personally have never understood the attraction of London, and in our opinion London is a very … [Read more]

The fantasy world feminists and the politically correct live in

Thin to Fat

I moved abroad many years ago in no small part to avoid the rampant bullshit that one is assaulted with by feminists, politicians and the politically correct on a daily basis when living in the US as well as many other western countries. For the most part I do my best to avoid or ignore the mainstream media, pop culture and entertainment, etc. but every once and a while I have to take a peek just out of morbid curiosity. It was during one of these aimless internet surfing sessions that I came across this abomination of a blog post. This post is … [Read more]

The Single Dude's Guide to Montevideo, Uruguay

Uruguay fat chicks

Greetings to all from the Southern Hemisphere! I came down to avoid winter and Christmas to sunny summer in South America. Fuck cold weather, I never understood why people would put up with it. Anyway, It’s been a week since I heard any Christmas elevator music or was encouraged to buy anything I didn’t need just to keep the wheels on the US economy, and I’m totally fine with that.

I just spent 5 days in the capital of Uruguay, and I want to report back to Single Dude nation that Montevideo is a shockingly mediocre location for the single dude or frankly any traveler. I was very surprised by this realization, because I thought it would be … [Read more]

Dallas

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The Big D. No, no, this is not another description of Raul!’s gift with women, but a great city for getting it on with some high quality blonde bombshells. Be warned, single dudes, Dallas is not for the yellow-bellied. Stay in Topeka until you are ready.

Dallas! What could be said about this international city/metroplex that has not already? Well, for starters, what you have read or heard about Dallas is probably out of date. It is a fast changing city that looks very different after the last ten years (like Las Vegas or Thailand). Ten years ago, you would not venture downtown for anything but crack. Now with new development, stadiums, lofts, bars, … [Read more]

Help Wanted for Team Charlie

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I’ve written frequently before about my love of the company of high quality women. I am at heart a womanizer. But sometimes I start to think that I’ve gotten a little too good at it. It’s hard to stop the constant picking up of beautiful friendly exotic women, and sometimes I bite off more than I can chew. Believe it or not there is such thing as having too many girlfriends! It’s so easy go on automatic pilot when traveling and I often just can’t stop myself from picking up new potential future ex-wives when I go out and there’s so many available options, and I meet more women these days than I have time to see. Read more]

Hey Girls! Want to know why you're still single?

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Ok girls, listen up.

I hear so much complaining from girls these days about their boyfriends.  It’s seems to them so hard to find a man who treats them they way that they want and wants to commit to them long term.  “Guys these days”, they say, “don’t want to spend time with me, they don’t want to commit, they’re immature, they don’t show me sufficient respect, they drink too much, they don’t show me enough affection, and they only seems to like me for sex!  What a bunch of jerks men are!”

Here’s some news for you girls:  It’s all your fault!

I am always amazed when I observe how other people around me conduct their relationships and … [Read more]

McFuck You McDonald's, I'm Hatin' it!

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Fuck You McDonald’s! You guys are really making the world a shittier place to live. I’m dismayed to say that after visiting 35+ countries I can’t remember a single one where I didn’t find a McDonald’s (and usually tens if not hundreds of them) serving up their unique brand of McShit. Why is McDonald’s such a bane on society? Well let’s see:

1.) Their food is atrocious. It’s both extremely unhealthy and extremely fattening. From factory farmed beef cleaned with ammonia to the inclusion of a plethora of chemicals in their “food”, one thing is clear: McDonald’s doesn’t give a shit about you or your health. McDonald’s just wants you to stuff your fat face with … [Read more]

The Single Dude's Guide to Kiev, Ukraine

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Kiev, Ukraine, a major city right in the heart of Eastern Europe. It’s certainly a place worth visiting at least once but I’m going to have to surprise even myself here and give it a mixed review. I’ve only visited Kiev twice, once recently and once many years ago. I was surprised to find the women less beautiful than I remembered and the city itself more beautiful. If you haven’t been to Eastern Europe yet you may not know that many Eastern Europe cities are huge concrete wastelands of architectural diarrhea courtesy of the communist era. There are exceptions though such as Prague, Riga, Zagreb and to some degree definitely Kiev.

Let’s talk about the other major … [Read more]

Wow, What a Bitch!

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When I woke up today I had an email from Boris with a link to this sweet blog.  Check it out, I think it can be a very useful tool for us:

http://myhusbandisannoying.com/

It’s really good to know there’s a blog dedicated to some bitchy wife and her retarded complaints about her husband leaving the toilet seat up, not changing the baby’s diaper quickly enough and opening new containers of hair gel before finishing the old ones.  I also really enjoy the side-slappingly funny entertainment like, “Where did my husband leave his dirty socks today?” and “guess how much I hate my husband’s fashion sense?”

Let me quote some passages from this modern day Emily Dickinson.

My daughter has had a cold lately which … [Read more]

American Girls Suck!

Big Fat Ass

American girls suck!

The more I have traveled the world and seen what it has to offer to more I have realized that the average American woman is shockingly low in quality.  Why?  Let me count the ways.

The average American woman is the worst woman in the world. She’s fat. Really fat.  Or she’s too skinny because of her eating disorders.  She has terrible fashion sense and walks around in public like a slob with sweatpants and no makeup.  I mean come on girls, is the airport really the right place for your stupid slumber party?  I had an American girl come over for dinner for our second date last year wearing sweats – and … [Read more]