The picture game is a great little single dude party game when traveling which Boris taught me recently on a trip to Saigon. He begged me to not write about it and keep this secret for us, but I don’t really see the harm in showing it to our loyal readers.
So when we’re traveling a wingman and I are often confronted with a situation where we are spending time with a couple girls with which the language barrier is a significant issue. We can talk a little bit in English or their language, but not a lot, and long conversations about complicated subjects are out of the question. So we just smile a lot, dance … [Read more]
I’ve written frequently before about my love of the company of high quality women. I am at heart a womanizer. But sometimes I start to think that I’ve gotten a little too good at it. It’s hard to stop the constant picking up of beautiful friendly exotic women, and sometimes I bite off more than I can chew. Believe it or not there is such thing as having too many girlfriends! It’s so easy go on automatic pilot when traveling and I often just can’t stop myself from picking up new potential future ex-wives when I go out and there’s so many available options, and I meet more women these days than I have time to see. Read more]
An extremely useful and important skill for the single dude traveler is dancing. I know, some of you DAFFS are thinking, “Dancing? That’s impossible, I’m 30 years old and have never danced, it’s too late, plus dancing is gay.” Wrong. You have to dance. You don’t need to be able to sweep a girl off her feet on the dance floor, but you have to be willing to enjoy dancing occasionally and not be a complete disaster when you do it.
News flash from The Obvious Broadcasting Company: Chicks love to dance. As much as they love to shop, have their pictures taken, and play with kittens/puppies/babies. It’s just a fact of life. Dancing is … [Read more]
Hey you! Yeah you, the less attractive, less friendly girl standing with the really cute girl at the bar I just met and realized I have lots in common with. You know, we’re actually hitting it off! She really smiled as soon as I came up and started talking to y’all and really seemed delighted to meet me.
But now you’re fucking everything up.
I’m trying to talk to your really cute and nice friend who shares my interest in travel and music and books, and you keep interrupting. And then you try to get her to turn away from me to talk to you. Or you drag her off in the middle of our conversation. Why are you being … [Read more]
So, you are in the Central American training ground. Well, congrats on finally getting your passport, but please remember, this is only a stepping-stone filled with beautiful and willing land based mermaids that are an absolute pleasure. But, you must beware, they will try to pull you in with their everlasting longings for amor and to meet a gringo like you and have your babies. Remember: Stepping-stone.
First thing is first. When traveling to a new country, we will lump Central America together for now, it is essential to learn a few lines of the native tongue. This is easy because we all know at least a little Spanish, right? If not, don’t worry; it comes easier than … [Read more]