Just as I felt the need to proclaim my undying love for Mexico, I too feel the need to make a similar proclamation of my amorous feelings toward the wonderful Republic of Bulgaria. It’s taken me a lot of world travel to truly appreciate how much this small country has to offer in one neat little package. I mean really, the only drawbacks of Bulgaria are a decrepit infrastructure ravaged by communism and the mafia douchebag infestation which is currently raging much as it is everywhere else in Eastern Europe. But really besides some holes in the road and the poser gangsters, there really aren’t any significant drawbacks to Bulgaria.
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There is a land across the sea filled with women so beautiful, your balls will ache when you lay eyes upon them. Russia is the name of this promised land. These gorgeous sirens have suffered much hardship at the hands of the men in their home countries who are generally abusive irresponsible drunken assholes, and usually fat, ugly and frequently criminal to boot. Without any reasonable prospects these the women have thrown up their hands and declared Russian men “impotent”. Imagine the Homer Simpson of the eastern bloc, Borat. It makes them wary to trust any man. Get ready to be quizzed about your whereabouts last night, and have your answers ready. They all have KGB designed bullshit detectors, … [Read more]