Greece: Greed, Graft and the Grim Reaper

Greek Default

The Greeks are totally fucked.

They’re not just a little fucked, like your car just got towed or you got drunk and accidentally banged a Ladyboy … No Greece is fucked big time, like waking up in a bathtub full of ice and your own blood in Bangkok and realizing your kidneys are already on the next flight to Vietnam.

It amazes me that people are still debating whether or not Greece will default. For the rest of us non-retards, it is a foregone conclusion. The real question is when they will default and how many other European countries they will take down with them. Clearly if the few solvent countries that are left in … [Read more]

I Love Cougars!

cougars

A Study of Cougarism – The High Mileage Luxury Car

In today’s age of stupid young American girls it’s often very difficult to find suitable young, female American companionship.  This is why I love cougars.  They offer a very attractive alternative to young chicks and their hangups about sex and inflated feeling of self worth.  These days world cougarism is on the rise, and this is a very good thing for single dudes.

So there is always debate on the issue of what exactly is a cougar.  I offer the Single Dude Travel definition:

Cougar – An attractive single older woman with her own money and a strong sex drive.

Now why cougars?  There are lots of good … [Read more]

The Single Dude's Rules for Money

Money Bags

We think a lot here at Single Dude Travel about how to spend and make money well.  Of course it’s good to have money.  Lots and lots of it if possible.  Making good money makes all of life easier because of all the other opportunities it opens for the single dude.  But there are a lot of common mistakes that guys make with money.  So without further ado here are some basic Single Dude Travel rules for money:

Rule 1:  Don’t waste your life in a corporate prison slaving away long hours to make someone else rich.

Rule 2:  Don’t be a walking wallet.  Avoid gold diggers and girls who take advantage of your money.

A … [Read more]