The Return Trip

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One of the more important principles we have managed to stumble across in our years of single dude travel is that of the return trip vacation.  It’s great to go spend a week in Kuala Lumpur sampling the smorgasbord of Asian delicacies both culinary and feminine, but we find the real payoff comes some months later when we return for another visit.

The first trip is all about building a foundation.  My basic strategy is to meet as many people as possible and make as many connections as possible.  Obviously when we get the opportunity to take some super hot Bulgarian Chalga sluts back to the apartment we jump on it, but generally speaking the average … [Read more]

Charlie's Rules for Womanizing

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I am a womanizer.

Some people like fine wine.  Or cinema.  Art.  Literature.  Extreme sports.  French cuisine.  Classical music.  Yoga.  Guitar Hero.  I also like those things.  But for me the finest pleasure in life is ripping some hits on the vaporizer and spending time with a charming beautiful woman.

Now Charlie, you ask, why can’t you find one woman and settle down with just her?  Isn’t that enough?  To that I say:  How would you like to go to the same restaurant for every meal for the rest of your life?  Even if it was the best in the world that would be ridiculous.  Variety is the spice of life.  Some times I want spicy Mexican … [Read more]

Bansko, the Aspen of Bulgaria

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If Sunny Beach is the Cancun of Bulgaria then Bansko is definitely the Aspen of Bulgaria. I probably need to disclaim right off the bat I’m using the term “Aspen of Bulgaria” loosely here. You should not expect to catch Charlie Sheen doing coke off some hookers ass in the bathroom of a Chalga club or to see Jack Nicholson hitting the slopes with an 18 year old snowbunny on each arm. What I mean is that Bansko is the biggest, nicest and most expensive ski resort in Bulgaria and it’s a hell of a lot of fun. I don’t mean that it’s 100% high class, it is certainly not and still littered with Chalga clubs and … [Read more]

Turn the goddamn music down, assholes!

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Hey assholes!  I can’t hear shit in here!  This girl is really cute and keeps trying to tell me her name.  But I can’t hear a word she’s yelling in my ear.  Turn the goddamn music down, assholes!

One of the major obstacles we run into in our travels is the volume level of music in bars and clubss worldwide.  I just cannot understand why DJs and bands feel it necessary to blast their music at roughly the same volume as a Boeing 747 taking off down the runway.  These assholes really screw things up for everybody else, and they’re turning it up more and more every year.

Now I myself am a musician and play in bars from … [Read more]

Intro to Bulgaria

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Ah, Bulgaria.  A great single dude travel destination.  If you’re on a budget and you don’t want to venture too far off the beaten path Bulgaria is a excellent destination.  It’s not too far away, cheap, beautiful, fun, has 24 hour, 7 day a week full on partying and lots of super hot girls who still carry genes from the alien race that came over on a spaceship and populated the area with alien nymphomaniacs thousands of years ago.  We call them the “Master Race.”

There is no point repeating what others have put out there already, so if you want to know stuff about Bulgaria’s population, size, history, etc check out the CIA World Fact Book, the State … [Read more]

Have a Pint at the Pub!

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So now you’re abroad and are seeking adventure in the great wilderness filled with smart beautiful young professional girls in Mexico City. Great idea!  Your flight just arrived and now that you’ve checked in to your hotel or apartment, you want to grab a drink and get to work meeting you next future ex-wife.  Where to go first?

Now just like America, there are small minded provincial thinkers all over the world.  They’re not interested in the rest of the world and how those people live, they don’t travel, and they certainly don’t want to meet American guys out on the prowl for exotic tail.  It’s unfortunate because some of those … [Read more]