Dallas

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The Big D. No, no, this is not another description of Raul!’s gift with women, but a great city for getting it on with some high quality blonde bombshells. Be warned, single dudes, Dallas is not for the yellow-bellied. Stay in Topeka until you are ready.

Dallas! What could be said about this international city/metroplex that has not already? Well, for starters, what you have read or heard about Dallas is probably out of date. It is a fast changing city that looks very different after the last ten years (like Las Vegas or Thailand). Ten years ago, you would not venture downtown for anything but crack. Now with new development, stadiums, lofts, bars, … [Read more]

Help Wanted for Team Charlie

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I’ve written frequently before about my love of the company of high quality women. I am at heart a womanizer. But sometimes I start to think that I’ve gotten a little too good at it. It’s hard to stop the constant picking up of beautiful friendly exotic women, and sometimes I bite off more than I can chew. Believe it or not there is such thing as having too many girlfriends! It’s so easy go on automatic pilot when traveling and I often just can’t stop myself from picking up new potential future ex-wives when I go out and there’s so many available options, and I meet more women these days than I have time to see. Read more]

Dancing = Foreplay

Dancing = Foreplay

An extremely useful and important skill for the single dude traveler is dancing.  I know, some of you DAFFS are thinking, “Dancing?  That’s impossible, I’m 30 years old and have never danced, it’s too late, plus dancing is gay.”  Wrong.  You have to dance.  You don’t need to be able to sweep a girl off her feet on the dance floor, but you have to be willing to enjoy dancing occasionally and not be a complete disaster when you do it.

News flash from The Obvious Broadcasting Company: Chicks love to dance.  As much as they love to shop, have their pictures taken, and play with kittens/puppies/babies.  It’s just a fact of life.  Dancing is … [Read more]

Austin Texas, Part 2 - Everything but 6th Street

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So in a previous article I provided the go-to single dude guide to Austin’s famous Sixth Street.  But there’s a lot more going on in Austin, so without further ado here are some other good things to check out.

The best regular Monday night event I have found in America is DK Sushi Karaoke.  DK has been doing the weekly karaoke for years and it is super fun.  It involves singing, a gong, DK drinking a sake bomb with every singer, (along with the nightly “designated drinker”, and everyone getting hammered and having a great time.  DK is a straight shooter, but his life philosophy is right on.  He makes offensive jokes and lift up girls’ skirts, and … [Read more]

Fuck you, hipsters!

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I hate you hipsters.  You make the world a worse place.  Every time I go out and I see all you losers sitting there at the bar with your shitty attitudes and bad fashion sense I just want to grab your Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle and start beating you over the head with it.  I know, that will ruin your ironic haircut and that would be such a shame, but at least you’ll write a shitty Emo song about it later.

Worldwide hipsterism is on the rise.  It is ruining entire countries and making single dude travel destinations like New Orleans much much worse.  France is all hipsters.  This movement must be stopped before it spreads everywhere … [Read more]

The Single Dude's Guide to New Orleans

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A famous and classic American party destination, New Orleans, the city of jambalaya, Hand Grenades, Mardi Gras, Emeril, the Saints, Louis Armstrong, and Bourbon Street took a huge hit in the tragedy 2005’s Hurricane Katrina.  Boris and I made a brief visit there recently and are happy to announce that the party in New Orleans is still going strong.  Amazing food, lots of live music, and plenty of heavy drinking make New Orleans a vacation destination worth visiting.

But, New Orleans is not a great single dude travel destination.  High drink prices, stupid trashy locals, and the rise of hipsterism and douchebaggery have lowered the status of one of America’s former crown jewels to the back of the … [Read more]

Austin Guide Part One: 6th Street

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Austin, Texas, an oasis of fun and liberalism, is a great American city.  Yes, I said it, I said something nice about America!  But in this case I have to, because this place is great.  Great food, an unbelievable music scene, lots of smart cool young good looking professional people, good weather, 7 day partying, and lots of great outdoor opportunities make Austin a great option if you want to have a great time in America.

To fly in, you can just go to the Austin Bergstrom Airport (AUS). There are plenty of cheap flights on Southwest and other airlines.  The Austin airport is also one of my favorite airports in the world because they often have … [Read more]