Single Dude Radio Episode 3: The Night Boris Died (almost)

Single Dude Radio

Today Boris and Charlie are back for another episode of Single Dude Radio as they recap the story of Boris’ parting gift from the wonderful nation-state of Singapore.

Links:
The Night I Almost Died in Singapore
Singapore – The Cons
Singapore – The Pros
I Love Cougars!
Retard say what?
Nice Guys Finish First
Don’t be an asshole!
The Single Dude’s Guide to Thailand
Crazy Chicks- The Dudestroyer
Making Friends with Dangerous People
The Single Dude’s Guide to Boracay, … [Read more]

Greece: Greed, Graft and the Grim Reaper

Greek Default

The Greeks are totally fucked.

They’re not just a little fucked, like your car just got towed or you got drunk and accidentally banged a Ladyboy … No Greece is fucked big time, like waking up in a bathtub full of ice and your own blood in Bangkok and realizing your kidneys are already on the next flight to Vietnam.

It amazes me that people are still debating whether or not Greece will default. For the rest of us non-retards, it is a foregone conclusion. The real question is when they will default and how many other European countries they will take down with them. Clearly if the few solvent countries that are left in … [Read more]

Today's the Day, Get Off Your Ass

Starting Line

Happy Monday, dudes!  For those of you trapped in a corporate prison, Mondays suck.  For the self-employed, like myself and Boris, Mondays are much better.  Building on Boris’ recent post about now being the perfect time to move, it bears stating out in the open that waiting for a perfect opportunity will almost definitely leave you regretting earlier inaction. Today, this Monday, is different.  Today is the day you get started in a new direction.  So what’s holding you back?

I can only imagine some of you out there have had at least one of the following laments:

1.) I would take one of these trips if only I didn’t need to lose twenty pounds to … [Read more]

A Beginner's Guide to the Women of Miami

Models on the Beach

Let me say right now that this attempt to explain Miami will be in no way comprehensive. It would take a team of experts to do justice to the penile playground that is the greater Miami Fort Lauderdale area. I’m simply flattered that Charlie asked me to take a crack at it. This is the first of what I hope will be many entries from other contributors so that Single Dude Travel’s readership can get a taste of what’s going on down there.

So, what is this Miami thing made of? The first ingredient is money. Crazy boatloads of it, much of it arriving in crazy expensive boats and planes. The next ingredient is drugs. Crazy boatloads of … [Read more]

Nice Guys Finish First

elmo

I know, I know.  Everybody always says the opposite, that “nice guys finish last”, but that’s bullshit.

Do you know an asshole?  I’m sure you do.  Do you every feel like helping him with anything?  Of course not. That dude is on his own.  Maybe he’s got a hot girlfriend, but she’s just an insecure shell of a person with deep father issues or something, or she’s as big of a bitch as he’s an asshole.  Congrats to him for getting that.

Let me dispel the rumor: Girls do not prefer assholes.

Girls like to feel good.  They like to be with someone that makes them feel special and treats them well.  Girls are always … [Read more]

Don't be an asshole and don't be a douchebag

Tucker Max

Don’t be an asshole.  Contrary to popular opinion this won’t help you get laid and it definitely won’t help you make any friends either.  Tucker Max is an asshole.  In his defense he admits to it freely.  However, Tucker Max does not get laid because he is an asshole.  Tucker Max gets laid because he’s a shameless self-promoter and somehow, against all odds, used his blog and (later) books to make himself rich and famous.  We don’t believe Tucker Max got laid 1/50th as much as he claims until after he became famous and even more so after he became rich.  If you think we’re unfairly attacking good old Tucker, tell us this, does this sound like … [Read more]