It’s the talk of the town in Hong Kong right now, this video of this dispute on the street between a bitchy little four eyed local girl and her pussy faggot local boyfriend. She was actually arrested for this, but I think he should have been arrested for being such a limp dicked pansy. Words do not describe his lack of balls thouroughly enough. Pro tip for life, dudes: do not ever be this guy.
Raul told me a funny story the other day about a conversation he had with his mom recently. She’s a really nice lady, which is strange considering what a depraved misanthrope her son is. Anyway, he happened to refer to someone as a “douchebag”, and his mom cracked up. He apologized for his crudeness, but she said,
“No no, it’s just when I was growing up (in the late 50s-early 60s) we used to call people douchebags all the time. Are kids calling people douchebags again?”
Amazing. Anyway, that story got me thinking about the modern douchebag and the impact he has had on society. The douchebag and his opposite, the hipster, are the yin and yang … [Read more]
We are back from commercial.
The lights lower in the house.
The anticipation mounts.
Pan past woman with huge fake breasts; worried look on face.
Pan past woman with huge fake breasts again… just for good measure.
We go to the stage. Our presenter Lenny Kravitz begins…
“Ladies and Gentlemen, now it’s time for the big one. Our First International Douchette Award is a special award that is presented to a woman that deserves it. Her constant douchettebaggery is an absolute thing of art.”
The winner is… Michele Bachmann!
Pan past huge breasts again…
So where should I begin on this douchette? Well for starters, who is this chick?
Michele Bachmann … [Read more]
I’ve written frequently before about my love of the company of high quality women. I am at heart a womanizer. But sometimes I start to think that I’ve gotten a little too good at it. It’s hard to stop the constant picking up of beautiful friendly exotic women, and sometimes I bite off more than I can chew. Believe it or not there is such thing as having too many girlfriends! It’s so easy go on automatic pilot when traveling and I often just can’t stop myself from picking up new potential future ex-wives when I go out and there’s so many available options, and I meet more women these days than I have time to see. Read more]
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