An Honest Politician

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What politicians would sound like if they were honest:

Don't Be This Guy, Dudes!

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It’s the talk of the town in Hong Kong right now, this video of this dispute on the street between a bitchy little four eyed local girl and her pussy faggot local boyfriend. She was actually arrested for this, but I think he should have been arrested for being such a limp dicked pansy. Words do not describe his lack of balls thouroughly enough. Pro tip for life, dudes: do not ever be this guy.

Not Everyone is a Douchebag, People!

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Raul told me a funny story the other day about a conversation he had with his mom recently. She’s a really nice lady, which is strange considering what a depraved misanthrope her son is. Anyway, he happened to refer to someone as a “douchebag”, and his mom cracked up. He apologized for his crudeness, but she said,

“No no, it’s just when I was growing up (in the late 50s-early 60s) we used to call people douchebags all the time. Are kids calling people douchebags again?”

Amazing. Anyway, that story got me thinking about the modern douchebag and the impact he has had on society. The douchebag and his opposite, the hipster, are the yin and yang … [Read more]

Presenting: The First International Douchette Award aka 'The Fisty'

The Fisty

We are back from commercial.

The lights lower in the house.

The anticipation mounts.

Pan past woman with huge fake breasts; worried look on face.

Pan past woman with huge fake breasts again… just for good measure.

We go to the stage. Our presenter Lenny Kravitz begins…

“Ladies and Gentlemen, now it’s time for the big one. Our First International Douchette Award is a special award that is presented to a woman that deserves it. Her constant douchettebaggery is an absolute thing of art.”


The winner is… Michele Bachmann!

Michele Bachmann

Thunderous applause.

Pan past huge breasts again…

So where should I begin on this douchette? Well for starters, who is this chick?

Michele Bachmann … [Read more]

Help Wanted for Team Charlie

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I’ve written frequently before about my love of the company of high quality women. I am at heart a womanizer. But sometimes I start to think that I’ve gotten a little too good at it. It’s hard to stop the constant picking up of beautiful friendly exotic women, and sometimes I bite off more than I can chew. Believe it or not there is such thing as having too many girlfriends! It’s so easy go on automatic pilot when traveling and I often just can’t stop myself from picking up new potential future ex-wives when I go out and there’s so many available options, and I meet more women these days than I have time to see. Read more] would like to thank Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan a Phenomenal Douche

On behalf of Charlie, ¡Raul! and myself, I would like to offer our sincerest thanks to Piers Morgan for the free advertising he provided for on May 24th, 2011. Out of the goodness of his heart, Piers gave a nice shout out for to his 767,092 (and counting) Twitter followers. Apparently Piers is a big fan of, because he referred to Charlie as a “spiteful little twerp”, a statement he termed “British linguistic terrorism”. We’re not exactly sure what “British linguistic terrorism” is, but we think it might be more accurately characterized, at least in common American English, as British douchebag speak.

Piers Morgan Promoting

… [Read more] Favorite Keyword Searches

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Here at Single Dude Travel we really enjoy keeping an eye on our Google Analytics statistics, because among other things we really get a kick out of seeing where all our readers come from and how they find us. The other thing we find extremely entertaining are the keywords that people use to find us on Google. While Google may be the best search engine out there, our experience says their search algorithm could still use some tweaking! Here are our favorite search terms to date:

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Read more] Submission

Bulgarus Douchebagus Fashionistas Faggus

Dear Fellow Douchebag Enthusiast,

I would like to submit the attached for your consideration for inclusion in your outstanding collection. This is a rare species hailing from the Balkan state of Bulgaria. Commonly referred to locally as ubitak (убитак), official Latin classification: Bulgarus Douchebagus Fashionistas Faggus. This species refuses to mate in captivity or anywhere else for that matter. It is a genetic mutation only produced by inbreeding the common mutra (мутра), official Latin classification: Bulgarus Fattus Baldus Noneckus Mafias Dumbassus Douchebagus.

Please accept this photograph as our gift to you. If you have any interest in obtaining a live specimen please contact me at your … [Read more]