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And now, for a special edition of Haiku Corner, I will write about my favorite time of year… Springtime. The best time. Her flower smells bad. Sun feels amazing You must get in shape. It’s time for Spring Break! 
What do Playboy bunnies, hookers, casinos, gay guys and heavy drinking at an open bar have in common? They were all there on my first day in Costa Rica. On my first trip to Costa Rica I arrived a few days after Boris and Charlie. They were there in our friend’s really sweet penthouse condo in Escazu, the rich expat suburb of San Jose. After I arrived the three of us amigos decided we would go and figure out what downtown San Jose was like. One word. Dirty. From the streets to the hookers. Dirty. The three of us headed into the famous Del Rey Casino which consists of gaming, a hotel, a bar and is loaaaaaaaaded with … [Read more]
Join the ‘Mile High Club’ Make money money Pot. Ladies. Party. Long flights really suck.
Look there, she is large. Don’t waste your money. This place is too loud. Wear nice clothes that fit. 
Ohhhhh, Costa Rica! You cheap if I wanteth you to be, From your high mountain tops, Your Imperial Beer is not the best, Your downtown San Jose is trashy, They are filled with beautiful girls, The cost is not too much to handle, … [Read more] 
Yeah, I said it. Don’t forget to fuck the fat ones! Sometimes in life you are presented with a situation in which you have a choice: Am I going to “lower” my standards and bang this heifer? Listen, I can’t tell you whether the answer is yes every time, but as long as the chick is under 200 pounds, has a nice face, good skin and not 5’2” with all of that weight, I say go for it. Why? Why the fuck not? The most common situation where this happens is when you are out with some buddies, you run into some chicks and one of them is overweight. This happens a lot. Skinny chicks like to … [Read more]
Pickup artist scam Sit in an office? Ok, it looks good. They have their tricks too 
Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope you all have a special someone tonight to make sweet love to. ¡Raul! likes Valentine’s Day because all his girlfriends are dying to be one of the two or three girls ¡Raul! will have time for today. Many people have asked me, “¿¡Raul!, how do you keep all the ladies coming back for more?” Well, it is simple, ¡Raul! is not only charming, intelligent, good looking, experienced in death defying feats of badassness and very gifted physically, but he is also a world class lover. Whenever I make love to a woman I always make sure to do it right the first time. The first time can include the actual first time, or sometimes, … [Read more] |
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