India's Shocking Lack of Attractive Women

Unhappy-Brides-e1368526115188-634x517Happy New Years, dudes! I hope that 2013 was good for you and I hope that 2014 is filled with good health, happiness, hot chicks and business success for all our loyal readers. I’m writing on the beach in East Malaysia where I am taking a little New Years’ trip with one of my favorite girlfriends, a very pretty and nice nurse from Hong Kong. I will try to write a little report on Kota Kinabalu soon, but it occurs to me that I promised some more writing on India, so I would like to tackle the subject of the prospects (or lack of) for finding women in India.

I have been to 50 countries now, and I can say without reservation that India is the absolute worst place for women I have even been. I can think of no place less suitable for a single dude trip with the objective of meeting chicks than India. Perhaps some places I have not been yet, like Saudi Arabia or some AIDS infested shithole Sub-Saharan African country might be worse, but those places would be expected to be poor choices. India, however, would be a much greater disappointment due to the false stereotype that exists that it is a country with many beautiful women.

Usually I think that stereotypes exist for a reason, but India is a country where the outside stereotypes do not match reality at a couple of extremely important ways. I discussed earlier how the Indian reputation for high intelligence and tech savvy is completely undeserved. India is a world leader in retardation and this is important to know before you outsource any important business work there.

There also persists a myth that Indian women are beautiful, thanks perhaps to Bollywood. It is similar to what some people expect of America based on Hollywood movies where all the chicks are slim and beautiful. Unfortunately the Bollywood beautiful woman myth is completely false. In fact, nothing could be farther from the truth. I was in India for two weeks and I did not see a single, truly hot Indian chick the entire time I was there. Granted, I was in Goa during the offseason for the majority of my time there where there was basically no one there, much less hot chicks. However I did spend a couple days in Mumbai and walked around in the Fort district extensively, went to some fancy restaurants, and there were no chicks hot enough to be worth looking at twice at a place like Beach Bar in Sofia, Bulgaria on a slow Tuesday night.

India is a complete sausage fest. There is a shocking imbalance of men to women in public in India. Walking around on a Sunday afternoon in Mumbai I saw 15-20 men for every woman. It is completely common to see 50 men in a row walk down the street with nary a whiff of feminine presence. The only other places where I saw such enormous multitudes of men everywhere was on the street in Istanbul’s Beyolu neighborhood, and in Marrakesch, Morocco. In those places it is a Muslim thing, where the local small dicked dudes are so insecure they they keep all the women locked up at home, and covered head to toe when they let them go to market.

In India, there are occasional females on the street but they are completely unacceptable to the typical single dude. Overweight, with acne-riddled skin from a lifetime of greasy cheap Indian food, their belly fat sticking out of their saris, your typical Indian woman is a beast. Contrast this with a street scene in Eastern Europe with gorgeous classy girl after girl walking down the street in high heels and hot outfits. It’s not even the same species, dudes.

Even the alleged hot chicks are not really that hot. I know a budding Bollywood starlet who is a regular star on some Indian TV show who I met in Hong Kong last year. Sure, she is relatively pretty, but like most of the Bollywood actresses she has never thought of stepping in a gym. A 8 face and a 6 body will get you work in Bollywood if you’re an Indian chick.

Don’t believe me? Check out this article entitled the Top 100 Hottest Indian Women:

Sure, some of this chicks are alright, as to expected when you pick the best 100 out of a 1 billion population, but even the hottest ones are really quite so-so in the grand scheme of things. None of these chicks would ever contend for a local beauty contest in Russia, Brazil, Bulgaria, Latvia, Vietnam, or a host of other places. And some are disgraceful.

Check out this tranny at #4, Kareena Kapoor:


#6 is totally unacceptable. I wouldn’t fuck Sania Mirza with a stolen dick.


If you’re into skinny fat anorexics #17, Alicia Raut, should be up your alley:


Contrast this to this article entitled 100 Hottest Russians. Statistically, one would think that India, with almost 10 times the population of Russia, would have an advantage, but there are very few Indian women that are even in the same league as an average hot Russian woman. I’d take a hot Russian office chick over a Bollywood star any day.

Here’s an article with Brazilian chicks (sorry dudes, only 50 this time.)

I imagine an Indian guy would disagree and insist that some skinny fat hack actress is who he has only seen on TV with makeup and CGI is the highest standard of beauty, but as an unbiased observer I tell you, no fucking way dudes. India is a wasteland for women. For single dudes traveling to India the only possible options are to import your own chick to India or go pick up horny party Russians on the beach in Goa during high season. Still though, it’s not really worth it, and I would much prefer Nha Trang Vietnam, which has plenty of party Russians, plus beautiful friendly local Vietnamese girls, and also delicious food and available drugs without the retardation everywhere and creepiness of many of the Indian guys.

The Indians for all their reputation for the Kama Sutra and Tantric sex and gods with 50 penises, are actually total prudes. They keep the sexes separated there. My guess is that all the women hang out in at home in very unsexy saris together at home and gossip about Bollywood. They don’t really mix with the men, and therefore the men have no ability to relate normally with women not in their family. You can’t even get a massage from someone of the opposite sex in India. The women usually dress very conservatively, because any nicely dressed sexy woman is pretty much guaranteed to feel uncomfortable at best and at worst get raped.

The sexual assaults on women in India have gotten quite bad. There are regular stories of gang rape coming out of the country and every Indian woman has stories of being groped on the bus and being stared at in a creepy fashion by hordes of weird Indian dudes. The creepy Indian dude stare is something every female traveler to the country is very familiar with.

Indian guys can be quite a bunch of closeted queers. I was regularly approached by creepy Indian guys on the beach who insisted on putting their arm around me for a picture session and tried to follow me around. Indian bars deserve special mention. Every Indian bar I have been to is populated by 90+% men, with a 1 to 1 ratio of man to whiskey bottle. After drinking for several hours, not talking to each other, and listening to music that sounds like cats fucking, the drunk Indian guys like fight each other and approach me, put their hands all over me without permission, try to pour whiskey down my throat and act like they want to be my best friend. Before they get drunk enough to approach however, they like to stare for the first couple hours. It’s very weird and sometimes quite uncomfortable.

It is not uncommon to see Indian guys walking down the beach in bikini Speedos holding hands. Go to an Indian menswear store and I challenge you to shop for underwear that isn’t animal print bikini briefs. The Indian dudes can be quite flamboyantly closeted. Indian beaches means lots of weird Indian homo-eroticism and absolutely no chicks in bikinis unless they are foreigners. Compare and contrast with Sunny Beach in Bulgaria or the outrageous scene on the beaches of Brazil and you might as well be dealing with a different species on a different planet.

I’m sorry to be harsh, but I need to be absolutely clear that India is the worst place I have ever been for the single dude traveler to meet a local girl. The USA or UK is a paradise in comparison, and regular readers know that I have an extremely low opinion of the single dude prospects of those places. I do like Indians in spite of their weirdness; they are very friendly and outgoing, but single dudes need to know that the Bollywood stereotype is nothing like the reality. Perhaps northern India is better, but I cannot imagine it could be enough of an improvement to justify a single dude trip. So if you go, bring your own chick, enjoy the cheap strong drugs, do some yoga, eat some delicious local food (but try not to overeat) and for Ganesh’s sake, try to not get raped.


119 comments to India’s Shocking Lack of Attractive Women

  • Sameer

    I am Indian, and have lived in many Western countries and in the Far East. What you have said is spot on. Lets accept the fact guys. We Indians of both genders are in general a ugly race and also a very unhealthy looking race with weak bodies and pot belly. There are exceptions like John Abraham and Katrina but they are like 2% of the population as best. People in the south are even uglier as the Australian aboriginal like component is stronger there, it is not because of skin colour, people there are just uglier. The Northerners are better due to Caucasian infusions from 1000s of years. You should have gone to Kashmir, Himachal Pradesh states where the Caucasian effect is stronger and the people are better looking. Also should have tried Sikkim where the people are basically Tibetans and thus better looking. In my opinion black chicks have unattractive faces but boy what physiques they have. The most attractive people are in my opinion Scandinavians, Germans and some Eastern Europeans and Northern Europeans in general. In Asia the best looking people are Persian Iranians and Japanese/ Koreans.

    And sorry about the behaviour of my fellow countrymen. We cannot take any criticism. We lie to ourselves that we are super intelligent super looking people, and if reality routinely destroys that illusion we do just cannot accept that fact.

  • Desiree

    Have never been to India, but there are a lot of Indians living here in Australia. I disagree with you guys that Indian women are unattractive in general. They look great to me.

    Their attitudes, however, may be a different story. From the small number of Indian women I’ve known and worked with so far, I’m sorry to say that they are all quite aggressive, rude and crazy!

    Sorry if I offended anyone, but if this is really what all Indian women are generally like nowadays, maybe Indian men should forget the arrange marriages with Indian women and marry East Asians, white women, black women, whatever! There are more Indian men than Indian women anywhere in the world, maybe that’s why they think they are gold, and they’re so full of themselves. Perhaps if they’re not so sure they’ll definitely have arranged marriages with Indian men, they may make an effort to be nicer to people.

  • splooge

    dont see why the other is getting this much hate from the indian girls here(though they are acting in sterotypical wonder they want white women). He posted a top picture of the average decent looking women in india that youll see day to day. And the celebs arent that great either when you take away their make up and lighting

  • Some groups have much higher value in the western sexual market place and others just do not. The world is not fair.

  • Samuel Morgans

    You r the most disgusting human I have ever seen! India is an absolutely extraordinary country and the women are equally beautiful. How are you even human? No decent woman would ever want to come near someone who quantifies a race’s worth through how “hot” they are like wtf there’s plenty of prostitutes for men like you. And at least those lovely Indians aren’t ugly from within unlike yourself. racist shit

    • V. Uil

      Terrible I know, but unfortunately, speaking as someone who lived in India for a year Bushmeister is absolutely right.

      Reality is tough I know especially when it does not comport with your rabid political correctness. Bet you’ve never visited India have you so you are basing your observation on nothing.

      PS. If you want to really get hot under the collar you should see what the site says – very accurately IMO – about American women.

      Good day to you :)

  • John

    The author is spot on. I’m in the oil business and have working over 30 countries, I recently spent six weeks in India (east coast) and was shocked at how all the women were fat and ugly. I didn’t see one hot girl, I was shocked. I realize the big cities MUST be better, after all they really couldn’t be much worse. Certainly one country I NEVER want to visit again.

  • there are men,women and third comes in between which is neither men not women they born like that and this picture looks like either men sitting in women dress or i said neither men nor women and passing rude comment about Indian women.sounds like some Indian women has break heat of Mr Austin and so to take revenge he is writing insensible things on net,Mr Austin you don’t have eye for beauty so please shut down and seat aside every human beings are beautiful in their own way Indian women feature are too sharp even dark Indian women looks beautiful they are not anorexic neither the are flat so it looks like you needs prescription numbers go to optometrist wear the glasses and observe ur opinion will change.

  • Riza

    Dam,crazy reading all this,i am from South Africa,we have stunning woman and men, been to India 4 times,an stunning woman there,oh and i am indian,so the idiot that wrote, such crap of what kind of woman in India,dude you crazy,know not lekker in the i have travelled the world as well.

  • Frx

    Whoever has written this Article and the Website who has published , i think is the worst kind of personalities and the website they are publishing articles. Is there any sense to this author and and this website writting about the most respected women in the world. I would request this site to remove this article immediately and play with feelings of the People who read this and get effected emotionally and hurting the beliefs.

    The writer i think is the worst kind of personality God might have ever created and shame on your writting and knowledge you have earned till now.

    I feel so bad and sorry for you and hope you never visit our beutiful country till you delete this article and change perspective we dont want such dirty minded personalities also.

  • Johnny M

    Yeah, God was not kind when he made the Indian people. They were born in the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down. Now I hear there’s a shortage of Indian females due to drowning female babies at birth. Not because they’re ugly, but to avoid paying a dowry. I guess that makes whatever leftover Indian females feel quite pretty lol. Also, the lack of females might be the reason you saw so many Indian men holding hands.

    Great article. It needed to be said. -Cheers

  • Sanjul

    Indian & Paki girls are not good looking overall. There are some diamonds in the rough, but as a whole the ugly girls will make good mates and the pretty-ish ones think they are better than they actually are and get upset when I go out with non-desi girls. But i can tell you that every Paki girl I’ve met who tried to act like she was super religious was a freak in bed, and it did not take long to bed them.

    I would pick an Indian girl over a Paki girl.

  • Mat

    funny how this guy skewed all the pics to the worst ones he could find. I’m an Indian/American guy and date women of every race. I’m not too in touch with my Indian side as I am just into Bollywood… But Daaang, the first girl on that list Deepika. TKO. I need to hook up with a chick like that. Unreal freekin hottie. I never even heard of her. Glad I seen this article and that little hottie. It’s “enlightened” me to chase some skirts like that in the city. If homeboy hooked up with girls like that I’m sure he’d be writing differently.

    Spankin yo monkey daily in a budget friendly hotel in the Indian heat for 2 weeks would make me a hater too.
    Sorry dude you had such a shitty time there.

    Next time stay in a hotel like this
    Its opening 2017 but theres plenty like them. You will have access to some fine looking girls.

    The last time I went to India was 10 years ago and visited my boy who lives in Delhi. All the best parties were at nice hotel clubs. My advise, if you don’t know anyone there stay at a hotel with a club/lounge connected. These will run around 250$/night but you can get in without any problem. And the hotel has lots of connections with promoters etc.

    If you don’t have connections, money etc. I would def stay away as a single guy. The few girls on the streets are poor. Girls higher up on the social ladder who are hot, rarely walk, or take public transportation. They have cars and/or drivers. Theres tons of them but chances of seeing them on the street are 0%.

    My take from this article = Deepika is so fine. Damn. F**k.

    Peace out.

  • Mukandar

    If you come back to my country once again, i will be glad to chop off your head…. What worth do u have to comment on the women of my country?? we respect women here..if you give counter with rapes i can show you the rape statistics in states….you come from a culture were you have your mom married to 6 men and u are born to the 2nd dad and have siblings with different surnames…and your white women in your country like black men cos their dick is naturally bigger the white’s dick… so there are 200% percent chances of your wife sleeping with your black neighbor….culturally u guys don’t even have a proper history…read history….you white scumbags are nothing but nomads who didn’t even know how to dress and your women were showing off their boobs…when the Chola empire of South India constructed the Tanjore big temple…

    • Austin

      Mukandar your reply is so disgusting to read.After writing it you should be speaking of culture…soo disgusting comment that can come only from someone who has not travelled out of his city

    • Sameer Hafiz

      showing off their boobs, yes despicable Mukandar. not for example like the Khajurao statues? or the KamaSutra texts? ah, those wonderful examples of chaste culture…

  • Jane Doe

    the best looking indian women are diaspora ones in canada, america, hongkong, etc who are often well off and strictly marry their own kind. the best looking indian women from the motherland can be found in punjab and or kashmir (and possibly new delhi and goa) but will not be found in the streets (hello, social stratification and appaling record of street safety?). understand that caste based eugenics/cultural and religious endogamy plays a large role in regard to this topic. anyway, the aforementioned women wouldn’t be caught dead with a muslim, black or backpacker white dude. just saying. the higher up you go (i.e. looks and social class- which are often intertwined in india), the more exclusive things are. meaning, if a particular local indian guy/or an diaspora indian male counterpart to these women (i.e belonging to the same echelon) has minimal luck, what makes you think you’d fare any better? it’s true that it may be even harder to date/sleep with these top tier women, but don’t write them off so easily as most only sow their seeds after marriage ;)

  • Neetu

    There are beautiful women in every country guys … and what people may consider not so beautiful. The pic in. This article looks like guys dressed up in women’s clothes ( that is not meant to be an insult to anyone , it’s just what the pic looks like) , but that does not mean that all girls in India look ugly. It’s a harsh statement to make considering the millions of women who live in India. How did you as a single person get to see every single indian girl living in India, thereby leading to your general statement that Indian girls are ugly. I come from some Africa and would be pissed if anyone made a general statement against a women of any race living in my country. Harsh dude!

  • Trina

    “Walking around on a Sunday afternoon in Mumbai I saw 15-20 men for every woman”
    Did you count all woman or sex-appealing women while walking around[with your evil-filled eyes]?
    This guy(Charlie Bush) is branded as waster no:1 for web space and network bandwidth. God bless!

  • Chamcha

    I love this blog. I’m an Indian dude and I couldn’t agree more- finding a girl in the 4-7 range in India is as hard as finding a girl in the 7-9 range in the U.S. And finding a girl in the 8-10 range is almost impossible unless you have plenty of contacts and know where to look (i.e want an arranged marriage) Essentially, if you are not looking to get married, you can forget about banging anything above a 2 (an ugly one at that).

  • Austin

    Aww @Maddy here has tons of time and sooo offended by the article.And soo abusive to all fair comments. Typical Indian Girl !!

    • Thats just naive you moron :P Stop picking on little girls like me :3 wouldn’t you feel bad if i were to insult you aswell?

      • Austin

        @maddy Trying to find one comment from you without profanities…thanks for all the culture you bring.and show case for the indian woman

        • Didnt your parents teach you something called “Give Respect And Take Respect” ? or “one should not treat others in ways that one would not like to be treated” Hey man,you can’t expect me to be a nice person if you keep insulting our culture all the way. This is how everyone is. Nobody can handle all your nonsense commentary. I am not crazy to respect someone who disrespects us in any way. Thanks,i’m least bothered to talk to you guys…especially the ones who condemn us a lot. Goodbye ~

          • Austin

            @maddy Right !! And I dont see any abusive language or personal abuses in the article but your comments are completely out of place and personally abusive to everyone who differs in opinion with you. I can only guess your lineage and upbringing !!! The lack of interest in conversation with an uncouth mouth is mutual. So thanks for keeping it shut. Adios!

          • @austin: Sorry, I didnt mean to hurt you…or anyone else in this place. I can be a kid sometimes. I hope you’re okay..

        • yeah..I agree I shouldn’t be slanging at you guys. I have no rights to do that..mum taught me to respect elders. Sorry..didn’t mean to hurt you or anyone :( Sorry again,I hope you’re okay..some have a short temper you see? I’m off,good day to you.

  • Maddy

    For your kind information,India doesn’t have the most ugliest people in the world. At the moment,Canada is ranked for the top most ugliest(checked that one out last night). Well,one thing is for sure, is that you haven’t visited the right places here in India.Such a sad thing that you haven’t found any pretty women here..guess you’ll have to do more searching :P No,honestly,the pretty women here in India, numero uno rule is that…they’re hard to find. Its not a false stereotype. Its true. Most of the beautiful women out here are models,or they work in reputed companies or study in good universities as engineer’s or doctors. Some(not that much) you may find at clubs,discos,bars,pubs bla bla know?
    Indian reputation for high intelligence is rightfully deserved. You just don’t understand how intelligent people are here. If only you had a chance to study in a college like I did where I was supposed to compete with 1,500 science students who(almost all) score 97 or 98% in exams. Yeah sure,some people are lagging in english but still,we are well versed in our mothertongue. So many people here,although they might not know english know 3 or more languages than that. I hope you get my point. English is NOT everything. Its true that I find names of Edison,Gauss,Hertz,Newton,Munch,Le Chatelier,London,Hell Volhard Zelinsky,etc in my textbooks. But the only reason Indian names are so hard to find is because even though there are many scientist here,there’s just no scope for them to show off their talent like the other foreign scientists as India is very much underdeveloped :'(
    There is some truth to this blog but not all of it. Yes,our country is a big leader of retardation. But we’re a developing country and I think everybody deserves a chance! There are so many underdeveloped countries out here which have different looking people and I think its unfair how everybody points a finger at us :/ Indian women are beautiful! Its not a myth and its not thanks to Bollywood either. Just that you haven’t studied Indian history of the time when it was ruled by the Mughals or the Guptas. Those were the golden ages and when you visit those palaces(although not much remains of them) you can see paintings of how beautiful those Queens and Princesses were. Not to forget how handsome our lovely Kings and Princes were. Our mythological Gods were drop dead gorgeous. Do you think we drew those paintings or idols? Noways…For God’s sake, the kingdoms of our God’s STILL exist! Thats why we still believe in our Lords,we still believe in the Gita. What kinda lousy traveller are you who hasn’t seen Incredible India? And you only know to blame void,invalid,false crap on our country :/ You have no idea how beautiful everything is here. Shame on people like you who spread false views about our country. I read this thing last night and it was bothering me so much. You should ask an Indian as to how India is and not some foreigner who has no clue about the past or present about India.
    You say you were in India for 2 weeks? What’s the Goddamn use of that? I’ve been living here for 18 and a half years to realise how beautiful everything is here. Although the behaviour of some people here disappoints me. But not all are like that right? See? Those so called ugly people you call you see on the streets? Those are hard working men and women who struggle a lot for their kids. Who struggle a lot for their family. Some are not well off,some suffer from diseases,losses,misfortune and who knows what?! Have you ever tried to be in our shoes and seen how difficult it is to live life? No. All you know to do is spend all your parents or whosoever money it is,roaming to 50 countries blah and enjoy the shit outta your life. Us Indians have a lot of responsibilities in life. Not like you guys :/ Thats why we’re different and unique. Behind our so called ugliness is a lot of hard work and intelligence. We all are naturally blessed with that,no matter what you say.
    Goa? Holy cow..are there any Indians still existing in that place? That tiny plot looks portuguese infested since”idk when” drugs,drinking nonprohibited union territory? yeah right…nice place to visit in India. Kudos to you man,such a great job. Dont act like you’ve been to every nook and corner of India. Like you don’t even know where to find hot chicks! Have you tried visiting Bengal or East India? Man,those women are so cute! And Bengalis are pretty much prostitutes…so what? Enjoy their beauty and have sex! Whocares?!
    About the imbalance in the male/female ratio..yes. Its because female children are too difficult to look after and there exists some superstitions about male child bringing good luck. So,what you said is true. Very little females compared to males.
    Lmao,typical Indian woman..a beast? Omg,people at college call me a typical one. But i’m nothing like you say. I tie a bun to college with a decent churidar. I have no interest in talking to men,especially when we’re so busy with studies. Inspite of that fact i’ve been asked out by so many white men and boys. At the moment,my Swede friend is just wanting me to be his! :D Aren’t Swedes considered to be cutest of them all? :D Is that how you guys are? After beasts? lol i’m not exaggerating over myself..but i’m an average looking Indian girl. Plus i’m from South. But I look like a East Indian myself. The power of an average Indian woman is that she attracts a bunch of white men lol Just imagining how many white guys must be after our Bollywood family :D A few days ago,I met this Russian woman who said she has a “thing” for Indian men because they’re hairy? lol See? Everybody has their own views! Few days ago,I read in a magazine how so many Russian woman marry Indian men because they think Indian men are handsome and more loyal than you jerks :P yay Indians!! :D
    Hey man,you just cant compare us with ya’ll. We’re just too different. I mean,look at our colour,hair,eyes,cultures,the weather? There are soooooooooooooooooooo many contrasts! Honestly,if you just have to date someone,why not find someone like yourself,you hornball you ;)
    Sometimes I find it funny how so many men assume i’m Brazilian..ugh,noways. Here’s a proud Indian. Someday I just wish we guys would come up in life yeah? :) Oh well..
    And one more thing,Indian men(and women) are just way too friendly…not like racist white people who always have to brag about their shit and shits. I’ve been asked out by so many white women,thats infact strange for me as i’ve never been asked out by an Indian woman lol Thats how we are,we know what is right. Sometimes I feel like you’re just jelly you don’t have 50 penises lmao! Yeah,whatever..
    Bottom line is,next time….Look before you leap and think twice before you post shit on the site about indians,you racist. Peace off,don’t let gay men rape ya! XD
    with lots of love from India <3 :D
    My post is for all those people who felt hurt by this blog,ta ta everyone. Have a nice day!

    • marc lee

      Firstly I have to say that I pretty much agree with everything you have said in this thread. But you are missing the point of this article, this article is not titled ‘why doesn’t India have beautiful women’. We are not looking to get to the root of the problem, this article by Charlie aims to inform men who like beautiful women and want to meet beautiful women to not have expectations of meeting any in India. Many Indians have been offended by this article and have provided several perspectives of rebuttal. But let’s be honest .. most of you have barely left your city, forget about leaving your country to explore how people in other countries iive/behave.

      Charlie has traveled to many many countries and he likes beautiful women so IMHO he is more qualified to comment on this topic than say someone like you Maddy. I too have traveled to close to 80 countries and love beautiful families. Being of upper middle class Indian background (although left the country at 8 yrs old) I have access to many well educated wealthy families and parties with models in India – let me tell you that it is a much ado about nothing. How some of these indian models can call themselves models is something strange. Bascially, the more skin you can show the more chances you have of making it in the fashion industry. As has already been said, bollywood movies have to resort to getting non-indians to do all the sexy dance moves in ‘item songs’. Fair play to them as I know many women around the world who dream of heading to bollywood to make it big and are learning hindi and ‘indian’ dancing (non-indian girls).

      Now about you .. I have seen your photo and I hate to break something about men. Now all men will agree with me and women will hate me saying this … but some men will make a pass at any thing in a skirt. I have a few friends who I would say could turn straight men .. gay (the women are cross-eyed, super fat, look like men, hairy, etc.). But they too are constantly hit on all the time … so you being hit on constantly is not a sign of your beauty but a sign of some men’s low standards.

      Again not looking to get personal with you but it would be great if you can stay on topic ‘india’s shocking lack of attractive women’ rather than going off topic. If you disagree with this then provide proof of attractive indian women (yes sure there are a few … I am goo goo gaga for Bips’ sultry looks) or provide proof of where we can meet such women.

      In neighbouring countries (thailand, burma, vietnam, laos) you get all the culture, etc AND you get beautiful stunning women (not my type though). Africa, soooo poor yet they have very beautiful women there.

      Please stay on topic.

  • nupur mishra

    Indian girl
    Hey I am an Indian girl I think the reason u have travelled here is to find hot chicks I think that u have to go to places like north India like Chandigarh or Delhi and regarding your country in which almost every girl is having same hair colour as your complexion seems they are already in the ags of 70 or 80 as well as dirty looking red patches and blemishes all over the skin and face the Indian. Girls have bold face features like beautiful eyes broader lips not like the typical UK girls lips that no one can easily see short eyes that will become more short while they look towards the sky and dating every men not having a character is in your culture definitely because its not in the Indian culture and about the intelligence the 0 whichthe whole world use in doing the calculations has been invented by aryabhatta And why the shit u came here because we Indians don’t want pigs and morons like you to come in our country ann do any kind of research OK have a great day.

  • Liam

    Haha as a white dude I find this article so hilarious because man indian girls are the BOMB! They are gorgeous

    • Maddy

      awww..thanks liam ^_~ so sweet of you to say that.

    • splooge

      I take you live in a western nation, where they look better then the 3rd world mother land. Dunno why foreigners tend to be better lookin when born here..or at the least look different. Like you can tell apart an american born japanese girl vs a mother land one. Check out latin girls, they beatem outt the water.
      few indian girls look good, but takes lotta effort for them to get that way(make up lotta waxing etc)…but tleast they aint hos

  • mahek

    what this guy said is absolutely correct, its a real shithole for single dudes, and the problem with indians is they think their judgement is right…. no accept what the wolrd has to say, and dont talk crap over the same thing – … aishwarya rai was made the winner to promote fairness creams else she wouldnt stand a chance against south american or european women.

    • Maddy

      stop criticizing Ash you loser. Speak If you can win a beauty contest. Dont act too great of yourself. True India is not a place for single people unless you losers don’t know where to go! Try using a travel guide for God sake and stop commenting if you don’t know anything :/

  • alo

    hahahaha youre an idiot and a tourist. Go back to wherever you come from and pick up some bowow there!

  • AK

    I wonder what your remarks about Indian men would be? haha…

  • Austin

    Love the article. Absolutely true. The ugly Indian woman is only exceeded by her modern unfounded arrogance. You should absolutely hear about 498A in India. False dowry cases. Also be careful brother. If you screw an Indian woman in a mutually agreed fuck session and she says you promised to marry her and did not – its rape brother per Indian law of 1857. Per police stats 80% of rape cases are these.

  • Hey, I am an Indian men, living in NCR, so you can consider me updated with the latest, and I have dated both foreign and Indian women and been to cities like London and some other European coutnries.
    Though there is some truth in your article, and I have myself experienced that as far as the dating scene goes India in general have some catching up to do, as the dating scene is somewhat related to the finances – I don’t know why is that, I am sure the mythological India that talked about kamasutra and likes were not rich, but may be rich psychologically.

    But there is vast generalisation in your article. I have talked to people who have good and bad impressions about India, the common thread with those who had bad impression was that they saw everything with the glasses of comparison, or their preset expectations. That is why part of your article represents the worst scenarios which are like 1 or 0.1% because that is what you are looking for at those moments [eg rape, men holding hands, and btw find the rape stats for coutries like US they are worse than India].

    The common thread with those who have good impression don’t compare things, are open to new cultures and way of life, and don’t have pre-set expectations [ looking for girls in Goa – that is preset expectation]

    And lastly, every country has its own problems. Some countries suffer from problems after marriage, some have health and obesity problems inspire of all the riches and list goes on.

  • Tasha

    Well, wow!!! After reading that I must admit I’m glad to be Indian then but better looking then the hottest white chicks around and even the hottest Indian chicks. Thank you, Lord! Regardless of what anyone says, I’m very westernised and bought up by English and Indian families. However, I still find India a magical place the least of my favourite places in India however, was poor Goa!!! I wouldn’t even class it Indian. But hey what would I know :). I’m only an Indian that thousands of lovely white guys ask out and repeatedly ;) so okay they don’t have an average looking white girl looks on every corner but if he met a real Indian woman he would have never said that. Comparing people off the streets or the typical English chavs doesn’t represent the beauty in England and nor in India.

  • Nitara

    Men holding hands may be different from the culture you are used to back in ‘Murcia or wherever the hell you came from but that does not mean you should judge. It’s seen as friendship. Sure, its different from what you’ll see in North America but it’s the norm there.
    It’s also deemed disrespectful for a women to wear a bikini (showing such skin).
    I would think that if you travel everywhere you would be more acceptant to different cultures but I guess you’re not.

    I’m only half indian and live in canada, but your post annoyed me so much I felt the need to comment because of how rude and ignorant you are.
    As for pretty indian girls, what about aishwarya rai, Deepika padukone, Priyanka Chopra?
    You simple minded piece of shit :)

    • splooge

      actually I looked up Aishwarya rai and turns out shes of central asian origin,from the bunt clan i believe. Apparently her ancestors settled in India during the mughal era. Deepika and Priyanka are cute but they are exceptions to the norm. Models from latin america and russia, sadly crush em and I think those 2 are like the top 5 in my books(love genelle dsouza, KatrinaKaif an lisa ray as well…even though they are mixed).
      The good looking ones tend to be born in western countrys, dunno maybe its some 3rd world look they cant shake off. Even they can tell that you are not from there even if youre indian yourself.
      But honestly that lack of bikini to me is a good thing. See nudity way to often(im young guy i dont mind lol) but its good to see modesty.
      Even if indian women arent as hot as other women,it doesnt bother me. Less competition for the local men and be able to out breed the dying race in the west if you know what i mean.
      Im half indian my self, but for the most part I have to agree with the author,hes alil ruff around the edges but ya

  • I just don’t believe you. I’m an Indian too. Firstly your trip was totally unoriented. If you went there with the objective of finding hot chicks, as is what I can conclude from reading this post, STREETS are not the place where you can ever find them. I know this is surprising, but its a fact that the young modern chicks, don’t walk on streets in INDIA. I agree there are many things bad about INDIA, dirty streets being one, & you can find a skycraper building on the same street, so you see, the girls will be inside the building, not on the dirty streets or in a car.
    THe other places that you can find young girls will be of course, colleges, BARISTA, Starbucks, etc
    The people who are on the streets mostly are the ones who can’t afford all the things in life.
    So an outsider when visits India, just sees that, & thinks of it as complete India. India isn’t just about the poor people on the streets, or SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
    So the next time you go to india, in search of girls, visit right places. India isn’t called a land of diversity, for no reason. I once had a maid who looked like the ones that you’ve shown in the picture above, thats about the dressing sense, but beauty isn’t about that, but some shallow people can’t look past that, give some of these girls a nice makeover, change the outfit, they’ll look pretty glamorous too.

  • Sameer Hafiz

    you gotta love this guy. well done for saying what needed to be said. although you did forget one identifying trait peculiar to both Indian men and women – the vitriolic and xenophobic response to any sort of criticism. possibly a direct consequence of a worrying, nagging voice that you are actually correct (either that or the mirror). I’m an Indian guy living in Mumbai and cannot agree with you more.

  • Abhishek Majumder

    I m an indian, Ethnic bengali from north east India, i totally agree with u bray. Even born raised in this God forsaken country, i have to say , u spoke my mind, what i generally speaks to my friends. It is not only how they look, it,s how backward nd biased nd racist this country r. If u r a beautiful women , enjoy freedom to live ur life than u r a slut. U haven,t been into parts of north east India, ( Shillong) , these are the parts where are indian ethnic Asian people r the indigenous people lives here, these r the girls much better. Especially north Indians r the most culprits(Biharis, peopleof UP, Punjab, hariyana, Delhi) .Indians discriminate other ethnic most progressive, educated, liberal, talented people especially those who doesn,t speak Hindi ( most illiterate nd bizzare language imposed by the Muslim conquerors) . To hell with this bro. All the Bengalis who given their life for freedom, r forgotten, all the achievements for first time was achieved by Bengalis, but they hijacked the credit nd reap apart the benefits , Swami vivekananda, Rabindranath Tagore, all the bengali intellectuals always advocated for greater good for all the people , but these people couldn,t be able to see themselves. As per the Bollywood is concerned this is the most biased film industry in the world, they cater to the obsession to white skin of Indians, have no talent, some idiotic punjabi nd north indian filthy dance move, only ugly wanna be women r in this industry.

  • Sure, there are good looking people and bad looking people. and then there are racist shallow retards like you who take generalisation to the next level.

    Also, Goa off-season would probably mean you’re one of those broke smelly hippies who come to India to feel important, cashing in on the white-supremacy awe that local simpletons still display. They stared at you coz you probably went to one of the cheapest, shadiest bars around.

    I’m sorry you had the experience you did in our country. There’s plenty to fix here for sure. However, next time, clean up, carry perfume, come on a bigger budget, and look presentable enough for acceptance from Indians from different strata of society. We’re a classist, elitist bunch of people, really, and we do know how to tell white trash from the classy ones.. Your deprived eyes may stand a better chance of feasting on pretty women. Don’t open your mouth too much, that’ll just give away your class again. (That said, remember, you staring at an Indian girl is just as offensive as the Goan locals staring at you.)

  • Fuckyou

    You shallow effing ass. Have you seen white men? They effin look like girls. God forbid I see either white men or girls without make up or tan I will get scared. Coz they don’t seem to have eyebrows or eyelashes coz the colour of their hair is freaggin same as their skin.Go eff yourself and your fucking shallow individualistic culture of being self centred. If you thought that you can say whatever the fuck you like about us we can say the same. People in the west are so fake, shallow, individualistic, full of themselves and ugly from the inside. Every community has different conceptions of beauty and maybe ours are not a sticks and bones story like yours. Along with being racist cunt you are also a motherlode of a homophobe. FYI white men are fucking ugly…. Why the fuck do they have blone hair and blue eyes? Men are supposed to be dark. Go fucking get yourself a brown tan in the warmth of the sun and maybe your cold as ice heArt might warm up a bit. Irony of the cold ice being white. You cheap fuck. Would never fuck a white guy will feel like m fucking a girl. Fucking white men are girlier than I am. Your write ups are a piece of shit. Go stuff them up some white whores ass which might also be dirty coz unlike us indians you fucking use dry paper to clean your shit. Mofo cunt. I know my comment won’t be approved you bitch. But at least you will get an idea of what us indians think of racist pigs like you. If you thought only whites can derogate another race you are highly wrong. Ohh and if you want to get back at me. Put a white girl in front of me in the night. Probably get scared thinking that the luminous object is a fucking ghost. White trash. That’s what you are.

    • Jay in DC

      “The Hate is Strong in This One…”— Emperor Palpatine

      • Ron

        You are just another jeleous envy white guy. Just stay in Europe and don’t mix the race.

      • splooge

        perhaps, but the sterotypical pissed off indian princess does have a point. White men look rather feminine. Like have u seen swedish dudes lately,from vikings to complete vaginas. If the white dude has muscles and some facial hair then he look more manly but not as his swarthy counterparts. Dark skin makes your muscles look more defined and the dark hair,skin and eyes just looks lil more masculine. Females are the fairer sex for a reason,so they can absorb more vitamin D from the sun during pregancy for the child. You can wiki it that light hair and eyes are alil more common in females then males since testosterone darkens the skin….males have to be the darker ones as a sign that he can hunt and provide outside.
        lil tidbit for ya. Did you know because that through natural selection females are more likely to get the fair coloring like light skin hair and eyes while we got brown/black eyes skin and hair

        Like as a baby I had blue eyes and white skin but now brown eyes and brown skin. I get lil lighter during winter and get really dark almost black during summer and guess which one I look more masculine…the latter of course.
        the white guy will benefit big if he gets a tan. Oh if youre bald and your pale cuz you cant tan. Grow facial hair otherwise you look like a cancer patient.

        If you are of UK origin and you have that roscea (bill clinton has a mild form of it) condition aka the celtic curse. Just fix it. The pink blotches look like a pig ass complexion. It doesnt help that white skin ages very fast, so make the most of caring for your health,even if its an uphill battle.
        its not fair for the white guy like the looks of the typical indian girl but just have to make the most of it.

    • Dev

      Like someone said earlier….Indians can’t take criticism! Typically, easliy offended self righteous Indian rant.

  • indian girl

    Hey charlie, I am sorry to read that you think like this about us indians. your posts just reek of racism and hate. While I accept that white girls are much more beautiful than us indian girls but that doesn’t mean that all of us are ugly. Congratulations to you because before reaching this post I was a proud woman who felt beautiful both inside and out. but after reading this my self esteem and self worth took a steep fall. I hope you have achieved what you wanted to achieve through this post ie defaming indis and telling the world how stupid and ugly indian women are. if your aim was reinforcing indian stereotypes, racist and cultural hate you have succeeded. You have also succeeded in making a person feel worthless, hideous, and undeserving of life. Forgive me for being harsh. but all thanks to this great post of your’s I will never be able to regain my self worth because I know that there are ugly, shallow, racist, people who will write a blog about how ugly I am. And if you think kareena kapoor looks like a tyranny you would be happy to know that her grandma was white and that’s whom she has taken on. If you don’t believe me you might want to Google her mom and dad. but m sure you don’t want to do that because the sight of two other repulsive indians might just make you throw up. Thank you so much for taking out your time and hours of your life in venting out your hate and disgust towards indian women who I might like to remind you are fellow human beings and not just objects whom you rate and review on blogs. You have succeeded mate in being one of the shallowest, racist people on earth. Might I also tell you if you are the kind of person who enjoys hurting people and relishes in their pain your comments will have deprived me of my sleep and will lead me to question myself day after day. Of course you wouldn’t care because like I said you are shallow and brimming with negativity as you only chose to notice the worst. might I remind you that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Ohh and FYI I am only attracted to black men coz men are supposed to be tall, DARK, and HANDSOME you know.

    • Marc Lee

      I am Indian, and I don’t think anything said here is racist. Just the facts.

      • Maddy

        Useless waste body of an Indian you are. People like you should try to bring up the name of the country. Not sit with your ass raised up and grunt like pigs. Loser Indian….

        • splooge

          notice in these type of articles of sterotyping or reporting whats been discussed, females tend to take this very very hard and personal. Not even asian men get riled up like this when being called small dicked or arab men getting riled for being called misogynist(but they are offended none the less).
          When comparing hotties from nation to nation, the indian girl doesnt stack up, and thats ok, they still can look good, just not the top tier. But at least indian women arent easy. At least when you marry an indian girl at least you know you are the original car owner if you know what i mean;). Why marry a hot well used swedish slut to raise your kids.
          Many indian men fathers,grandads,friends,etc when we sit together, we agree. The other girls got it going on, but they are slutty and not worth tying the knot with.
          Even Mar Lee above,will likely marry an indian woman. Just look after yourself,look good,stay ffeminie, stay chaste and youll win the marriage game. The girls winning at the dating game will have a hard time getting their men to commit. Hell white men get “cold feet” even though they wanted to get married and half the time their marriages fail. Hence why they run to latin and asian women as they are seen as safe and low risk.
          looks are important, but your behaviour and sexuality plays a big role too.
          never heard of western guys pumpin n dumpin hot sluts only to wife up plain janes?

          • datgai

            Men who want virgins are insecure in their sexuality because with women who’ve had boyfriends before they can actually compare you (and your skills) to them. It’s very normal to have more than one partner and it’s not as if Indian marriages work better, the women there just don’t have the same choices for divorce as in the west.
            As a white guy, there are some Indian girls who are a 7 or an 8 but not more than that and they’re rare. Women in the west aren’t as desperate to marry so they don’t have to “win the marriage game”.

          • splooge

            its common knowledge dont turn a ho into a housewife. You can google it, virgins have lower divorce rates then those that had partners. The more she had the more likely the divorce. Women keep their emotions with sex so it hurts their mentally ability to fully bond. Plus why would you wanna commit to a use car?knowing someone else had used up when it was at its peak and thought it wasnt good enough. WOmen get plenty of attention and should be alarming that she couldnt get good guys at all.
            its foolish for one to believe its ok to commit to one. If she sleeps around keep her as a short term, like white women do with bad boys…you know alpha fux beta bux.
            this is why west is going down well one of the reasons. WE gotten to use to this narrative and shouldnt be encouraged, those divorced slutty women make dysfunctional kids, and those women are marrying too late, you are not suppose to have kids at 30.

  • nick

    I am an Indian .I live in Italy .I am really sad to hear this thing about India .
    Dude, if u want to travel India for spiritual thing ,food , Himalayas or nature ,culture ,temples. It is the best place to travel. But if u r looking to hook up or getting laid its the last to look at and u cant judge these things by visiting two cities of 7th largest country in the world and If u wanna see Indian beautiful girls go to north ..cities like Chandigarh , Delhi , Jaipur , Gurgaon. and no offense dude ,it not in our culture where every girl hook up with every men in city . maybe its very common in your country But not in India . Sry for being harsh.

    • Marc Lee

      dude … read the comments again. You missed the point. It is not about hooking up. It is about the fact that women of indian origin are ugly. And if you are saying otherwise then you probably have low standards and good for you, sure does make life easy having low standards. #justsayin

      You are an indian, living in Italy. There are many other Indians on here (including myself) who have comment here about the fact that women of indian origin are super ugly (I would say ugliest in the world without doubt). I also fully agree with the other article on this site that Indians generally have lower IQ.

      When both of these topics come up people are surprised to hear about Indians are ugly and dumb (“oh but they are soo hot in the movies”) but what they forget, with around 1.4 billion indians globally, with even 0.05% (ie. 5 in every 10,000) of intelligent and/or attractive [women] we are talking a large absolute number BUT a very very small relative number – compared to say Northern/Eastern Europe or South American countries where it is more like 50-70% of women who are attractive and hence more women that men would WANT to hook up with.

      • chris

        hey marc lee …..bastard of stan lee ….you know nothing ass hole …. probably u dont have dick or u have small dick …according to ur previous comments indian women r ugly …and Ukraine women want your paasport and other stuff and Columbia women r not educated ….this means your mother is mother mary who fuck’s stan lee and u born marc lee …. asshole first see ur self in the mirror after that comment on other’s who is ugly and who is not ….loser ….

  • AJ

    I’m Indian and I’m really sad to say that I agree with this article in totality. I lived in the US for three years and really miss those times now. I was engaged to a white girl from Oklahoma but she couldn’t stand the groping, brushing and the stares anymore and politely (without hurting my sentiments as much as she could, she was a sweetheart) broke off the engagement. And Indian girl would have just stomped out making a scene.

    Well played, sir.

    • Maddy

      Indian woman making a scene? Dude…my Canadian bf broke my heart on my important physics exam. But i never showed anyone how terrible hurt i was. Now thats called a scene? Man,not all people are the same. If you have a grudge or crap on ONE Indian,please dont consider all of us to be the same,understand?

    • Maddy

      Plus,you’re such a dickhead to believe you liar gf, OH CMON! Is that even a reason for her to break an engagement? What kind of love is this? She broke up with you just because Indian people stare at her,point to be noted, HILARIOUS!!!!!! XD

  • Emil

    I visited Iran , Pakistan and India an year ago with my dutch friends, i am no.people in all these countries are friendly .Iran and Pakistan there’s a lot of religeous brain washing by the goverment. About girls, Iranian girls are pretty, i was not expecting to see any pretty girls in Pakistan but i was wrong they have very pretty girls walking around that are way better than any bollywood girls.Some of them looked like latins some even like us europeans .Which is strange because pakistan and india are the same but we did’nt see any girl like they show in Bollywood in India… Why is that so???

    • splooge

      well in Iran, plastic surgery is common there, mostly for nose jobs. They are obsessed with it like Koreans are.
      Well punjab area is the “indian” part of pakistan, the rest are iranic groups. Id have to disagree with pak girls, while lil better than indian girls,most travelers there say its no good.

      • remer

        Pakistan …gotta go there to believe they are very different more like latin or middle eastern look(but not made up like Middle eatern) and most people who went there say that they are a good looking lot,a lot different than indian lot..but they groom themselves also may be and lighter skin.more like bollywood people you see..

    • Remer

      yes everyone that travels to india and Pakistan has the same thoughts as you ,I don’t know why they look more latin or some kind of look mixed with Europeans ,but they actually look like what their bollywood tries to project.I was expecting bollywood like indians atleast some but no luck,no one should go there especially if he is single…
      Iranians are very pretty no need to elaborate

      • splooge

        persians only few look good but because they are big on nose jobs. They do take care of themselves.
        have to disagree, most migrants dont look that great and they are usually the financially better off then their broke countrymen. Few look latin and if they look it suddenly they are the better looking ones due to the finer features. Otherwise too many broad faced girls there or jjust not special in terms of features.

  • I am an Indian I have been to few different countries. I find Indian women very attractive. I guess you have not been to parts of India I have been to. First of all how is it different a creep in NYC is so drunk and is talking to a woman different from a guy who is looking at them creepy.

  • splooge

    I think one of the reasons why indian girls dont take care of themselves is that there are more men then women. Its a bigger gendar gap then china …107 males to 100 females. Which oddly enough has groom kidnapping going on
    and many indian guys born in the west get forced arrange marriges to these boars inn the motherland.

    o and heres the rape stats. India per capita wise is pretty dam low(despite the spike)…rivalling Canada

    I got 2 buddys that forced arrange marriage to girls in India that were totally below then. They dated and nailed hotter ones here

  • splooge

    I pretty much agree with everything you said about india(im half indian myself)
    well that small dick comment thing you said well thats mate guarding thats suppose to be a manly thing.

    Ya an 8 in India would easily be like a 6 here in the west.Honestly I prefer the latin girls, better curves less body hair and no drama. Plus latin girls after having kids look better as oppose the indian girl who lets her self go.If youre craving brown girls, latin is the way to go. When it comes to gaming India is the worst place to go next the middle east(except Isreal). Go for Yoga and spirtual stuff(well that can be anywhere) but the women and nightlife isnt the case. If youre a horny woman then by all means hit up india. Ya its better to chase drunk isreali and russian chicks in Goa, if I lived in India thats what Id be doing.

    Believe it or nor Bollywood is now being taken over by foreign actresses from south america and the west(mostly europe) because the women are hotter. Google it. like Bruna Abdullah from Brazil for example any many others. They are taking work away form aspring local actresses.

    It takes alot of work and makeup to make an Indian girl look good, me in 2 weeks shell start getting thick facial hair. Body hair of an Indian girl can rival a White guy(we are a hairy bunch..italians got nothing on us). I met 3 that were hairer then me and Im hairyer then most white guys here.

    For rape in India, in terms of raw numbers its third highest next to south africa and Usa(congo wasnt on the list for some reason). but in per capita terms India is higher then Canada but lower then Greece. You can wiki it.
    Seems like that really bad incident on the bus really mad India look worse then it is.

    If you think India is bad(for gaming), neighboring nations like Pakistan,Bangladesh, and Nepal are much worse since they are poorer.(sri lanka is a little cleaner but just like India).

    Btw in India hand holding among men isnt gay, though speeds have got to go.But they do try and act buddy buddy at least. In India its stigma for women to dress slutty or bikini(cuz face no man wants to see their mom sister or daughter in one)

    If I was born in India Id move to former soviet union(russia ukraine kazahstan etc) since women outnumber men there and bollywood gave indian men a good name.
    Uruguay Brazil veitnam phillipines have slight female majority but even a western nation seems inticing for women.

    I think that sterotype of indian girls being good looking came form those miss world competition and even then India wins based on volume of people and still are 2nd place. the number 1 best is Venezuela and its a smaller country. It says alot about the local talent.

  • V. Uil

    The great pleasure of reading Single Dude is that all of you call it like you see it which, in this day and age of political correctness and bullshit spin, is a breath of fresh air.

    I lived in Bangalore, India for 18 months – software development business – and your observations in a relatively short visit are absolutely spot on. Impressive to get your head around the place so quickly. As a tourist keen on seeing sites it is a great place to visit and fun because most locals speak English. I like India and Indians and Indian food (after you get over your first bout of Delhi belly), but that’s where it ends.

    The place is populated by idiots. Of course a country of over a billion people throws up a lot of smart people even though, proportionately, the smart people are a small percentage. I employed over 800 of them and I reckon you’d be lucky to get one in fifty who is really smart which is a pity because they are a cheerful lot eager to improve their situation. It is just that they go about it in the wrong way. Almost every Indian worker I came into contact with was simultaneously trying to suck up to his or her boss while at the same time screw the boss so they can take over the position. What a mess. There was never a feeling of trust. You always got the feeling they told you want they thought you wanted to hear so you’d like them so they’d get promoted. Truth was relative.

    But that is nothing compared to the Indian women situation. Since I was staying there for 18 months I figured I’d look around for an nice Indian girl to date, take things slow and see what happens. But no such luck. Most Indian women are kept in a controlled situation preparing for an arranged marriage. (Even in the West most Indians have arranged marriages.) Basically decent women are not available. And nobody in their right mind would go near the hookers – high class or not just being in their company was likely to give you a disease. Part of the problem is that there is no need for an Indian woman to make any effort to be attractive since she is not trying to attract a man. Acquiring a husband is arranged by her parents often as a business transaction.

    On the few occasions one got to meet decent women there they invariably looked like the back of a bus (as you quickly observed). And don’t get me started on the facial hair. Overweight, reticent to even talk, giggly when they did and ignorant beyond belief of the world outside of India which, let’s face it in the age of the Internet, is pretty unenterprising. As I said, this is what you get when there is no need to attract a man.

    Perhaps there is nothing quite as depressing as walking around an Indian city on a warm Saturday evening. (I did a lot of that living there for 18 months.)

    Every man from 8 to 80 is out on the street. In restaurants, on sidewalks, leaning over balconies, siting in the road, selling fruit, lying on whatever patch of grass they can find, gathering in groups, standing on roof tops, cruising in tiny Tata cars or just strolling down the street. Crowds of them. Men everywhere. I even saw them on top of lamp posts. Even in a small Indian city millions of men come out to view the world on Saturday night, but few women are to be seen. It is not a wonder that men start eyeing each other in the moonlight. You are absolutely right. They stare at you all the time. Not only in the local Mount Everest pub selling rough Indian scotch whiskey, but everywhere all the time. Staring is not considered bad manners.

    So all in all a mixed bag of a place to visit: great scenery, great dope, reasonable beer (Kingfisher), friendly people who speak English and grand palaces such as Mysore, Jal Mahal, Jenhangiri Mahal all of which, let’s face it are all pretty dull when you are looking for nice women. Worse, don’t even consider bringing your girlfriend to India. It is dangerous. A blonde friend of mine came to visit. Big mistake. From the moment she arrived Indian men touched her, felt her hair or rubbed themselves against her. Walking in public was impossible. We ended up spending time in a game park just to get away from the crowds. It is not a wonder some Indian women walk around in hijabs with only their eyes showing. All those lonely Saturday nights staring at other men drive them crazy……….

    • Wow…Your assessment of the work place is spot on…..You can’t get promoted unless you lick your boss up and say YES to whatever s**t he throws. Back stabbing, dishonesty is the norm of most Indian companies here.

      Just like America….99% of all businesses are owned by the freemasons..The Tatas you mentioned are not even from India, they came from Persia. The dude had one of the first airline in Asia in 1930’s itself..built the foundation of India to be ruled.

      Now that the government knows …the fraud gig is up…they are introducing visa free travel to 180 countries as no one wants to come here….I really wish and pray that no women on earth would fall to this latest TRAP of visa free travel only to get raped…

      I do not personally consider IQ to be a big deal than honesty and trust….Most countries even if dumb but honest can live a healthy life…here, we do not have both :)

  • I’m from India, came from the link from winston wu site….Man, You blew me away…Can I bow to you Please…You described India perfectly that no one else had without any BS, Curry Spice added….Indian women SUCK ..period.

    Due to cultural Issues, Our women has as much freedom as a chicken in a slaughter house, just enough grown to be bred and then cut. Its been like over 5000 years in India where women are treated as crap….Dowry death, suicide, are common thingy here…

    People are deluded about women in India thanks to Bollywood like women in America thanks to Hollywood. 99% of women in India are absolute crap, I know I’m going to hell but it needs to be said if you compare women from Russia, Ukraine, Romania, China…you will never look at any Indian women the same way….The women in Bollywood also are heavily make uped…If you see them in streets you won’t even look at them …..I have lived in Mumbai, all major cities in India….The ratio of hot women is too low compared to the population we have….Fort, Bandra, Andheri etc etc are some of the places to find comparable beautiful women or so I thought until I left the shores of India and saw Russian women..MAN…an avg. Russian women is 10 times more beautiful than the most wanted beauty in India…TRUST ME….

    Indian women if they work out, go to gym, eat healthy food, they could climb higher in points,..but the cultural issues does not allow women to go out so often….Its miserable for a women in India…My post is not to condemn them but to highlight their misery..Its not really their fault that they are crap in India…its the society that made them that way….

    Your post is 100% true…Do not listen to ego patriotic trolls who don’t won’t find any fault in India ever…in their entire life..


    I was basically living in a frog well kinda story….All Indians who think our women are beautiful only need to go to Ukraine once…

    The thing is in India…its made to look better than Saudi but its worse, ‘cos of hypocrisy here…The Arabs can easily get laid in Dubai..

    I advice my friends abroad to SKIP India..Do not even look at the Map Screen during flight while it crosses India and somehow, thats the time you wake up from your sleep while going to Thailand or Philippines and wonder…ohh thats India…I must try it their sometime…BIG MISTAKE…I do not think for a guy who really wants anything to do with “WOMEN” “Good Life”..Wants to preserver his soul….then he would ever have anything to do with India..

    Thank you again…Please keep on writing…The world really needs such an open minded, honest writers..

    • Maddy

      And who are you,mr know it all? FUCK OFF FROM OUR COUNTRY IF YOU DONT LIKE IT HERE. I pray you get married to some white bitch who’ll cheat on you with hundred men and someday you die in agony thinking that Indian women are much more loyal even when compared to beauty because the heart matters more than the outer face,jackass. Amen

      • splooge

        sounds like a typical indian when she finds a slight disagreement. they are almost as bad as african american women in terms of attitude and looks, at least they are faithful assuming she was a virgin when you married her.(its always an extreme with them but no inbetweens)

  • Marc Lee

    so you are saying Indian men have a chance with Russian women?? I find them and Ukrainians quite hot but worry that they are just using men to get passports out of the country. I like that they are educated AND attractive AND are feminine. I used to like latino women a lot more but after living in Colombia, found that they are generally not educated.

    I am an Indian man (born and brought up in Oz, Europe). I have to agree with your article. I have been to 80 countries, lived in 7 countries, lived on and off for 10 years in Delhi and Mumbai – where I have friends in the fashion industry. Indian women are THE UGLIEST in the world – no other country even comes a close second. No questions about it. Even pakistani, bangladeshi, sri lankan women are hotter. The only draw towards Indian women is that I am of Indian culture and Indian women give some level of familiarity (comfort?). But if an Indian woman is even REMOTELY attractive, she thinks she is god’s gift to indian men and usually has a line of 50 men waiting at her feet.

    At 30+, I am very close to giving up on Indian women and my culture.

    • Hey Mark…Same here….We have our work cut out….I’m 35+ and It is all over for me in India…I have gone through so much that I don’t feel bad about my country anymore but sad & hopelessness, an Impossible wall that would never be broken….There are some things in life that cannot be undone…

      ..South Korea was in much worse shape than India just few decades back…now..look at it…Thailand, Philippines, the whole SEA was not as developed as India in the 50’s, 60’s, 70’s and now they have left India behind in all aspects.

      Bombay Stock Exchange is the oldest in Asia….Yes, that started way back in 1875..much before even Japan did….and yet it could not do anything to India it terms of prosperity ..same with Railways and airlines…we started much earlier than most countries…


      For dating in other countries..Its not easy to pick up Russian women as compared to Philippines or SEA….I would say for Indians who are starting out with less time in hand…Philippines is the best….but we will find EE women attractive but it needs some work done….

    • Enrique Santos

      I agree with much of this Mr Lee. Especially your comment about Indian woman thinking they are actually more attractive than they really are (to men). I do admire their values and traits, but the amount of attitude and guard they give off, especially in the UK where I’m from, is quite a turn off. I am a big socialite, regularly attend networking and social gatherings, party all the time and have traveled a fair bit. I know what’s out there. It’s not so much the lack of attractiveness that bothers me, it’s the personality and front that comes with it for no reason. But this is possibly due to the partial behaviour of some ignorant Indian men onto these women. In short, yes Indian women aren’t the most attractive in the world, but if you’re an Indian woman reading this don’t let that put you off because it’s not just about looks, it’s the attitude that comes with it for no reason and makes no sense (to us men). So the next time a decent Indian man says hello to you at the bar/club/grocerystore/temple, etc. be polite, smile and remember that you’re not Priyanka Chopra (she apparently isn’t amazing looking in real life either) and you should be fortunate that this guy has even bothered to talk to you. You may just find that he is interested in something else other than your looks.

    • How you are named Marc Lee if you are indian? Tripped up there didnt you, you beady eyed, low nosed, jaundiced skin east asian punk with the smallest dicks in the world. Your women cant stand you. If Indian women are the worst, then Chinese men are the ugliest

      • Marc Lee

        No I think it’s the Indians that have the smallest penis’ in the world … or close to it…. yet we manage to pro-create more than any other race in the world. Bizzare!

        • splooge

          country has a 23 % malnutrieint rate. the lil guy needs food to grow big and strong lol
          dam quite a few butt hurt indian women acting in a sterotypical way. Get mad and attack. They are not helping their cause. the princess complex is strong in them

  • JD

    I just found your blog from a link on G Manifestos site. This is a fun, practical blog. Like many men in America I’m fed up with the feni ask brainwashed hordes of ugg boot wearing, Starbucks sipping 6s who act like they are 1995 versions of Pam Anderson’s or Jenny McCarthys. American women are like paying French bistro prices for Carl Jrs or McDonalds.
    Where in Europe can I find girls with big, natural tits and red hair????

      • JD

        How big are their tits-I’m talking C Cups and up.

        What about a place that’s cheap with big tits everywhere? Is Poland good.

        Does Bulgaria have alot of big tit women?

        • If you don’t mind fake Colombia is your best bet.

          • Jd

            Yeah Colombianas are sexy for sure.

            Does Poland do all the cool things mentioned below???????

            In Eastern Europe-
            My ideal game trip is a place that’s cheap, has big tit white girls with good facial symmetry and aren’t fat or act like bitches, and has good quality food (even some ethnic places like vietnamese, turkish, french) and house/trance music with good cheap drinks.
            Charlie does a place with all this exist???

  • Geoff

    Haha… I am Indian, and I couldn’t’ agree with you more. You, sir, are an astute observer. Growing up, this dearth of above average looking women with some physical attractiveness severely impeded by sex life. I moved abroad – problem solved.

    On staring, all I can say is that probably you went to some seedy bar where the illiterates and people from lower rungs of society go. They have probably never seen a white man before and are just plain curious. Nevertheless, staring is rude. All I’m saying is they don’t know any better. If you had gone to a upscale place in any of the big cities, I doubt anybody would be staring at you.

  • Brianmark

    Charlie, I have to agree with you 100%. I spent 7 weeks in India, and I hate to disappoint you even more, but Goa has the best looking girls in India and highest percentage of girls that you will see out. Rajasthan and Northern India have even less girls out. In northern India I wasn’t even sure if there were any females in the country. In lingerie stores, men sold lingerie to other men for their wives. Goa is much better than the rest of India because it has the Portuguese influence and thus is more liberal and you’ll see more women out. Many of the women working in stores are from Nepal or other countries because Indian men don’t let their women out of the house. India was my biggest disappoint for women of any country I had ever visited.

  • Eddy

    I am an Indian I have been to few different countries. I find Indian women very attractive. I guess you have not been to parts of India I have been to. First of all how is it different a creep in NYC is so drunk and is talking to a woman different from a guy who is looking at them creepy. I don’t see a difference. I am not sure where you got the list Sania is sure not a 4. I have seen better pictures of her. I really like the fact that my country is a running ground for people who would like to view women as eye candy and a mere sex toy. There is more to India than what you have seen We are progressing. Do you expect us women to shop on 5th avenue and go to the bars. If those are the activities no matter who if you are a woman or man fill your weekend there is some thing wrong. Women are born the way they are. There are beautiful women in India. I am glad it’s not attractive place for your American sexual innuendo.

    Let us be who we are —Stop enforcing your views on a Billion people. I look for more things in a woman than just looking like a absolute whore==

    I am actually happy that we were good enough not to feed your needs. Did it hurt your ego? Did you waste money and time travelling to India? Its funny great Bill gates came to India in search of sanctity when people like you come for pussy. Lol

    • I’m not enforcing my views on anyone, Eddy, I am expressing my views, take it or leave it.

      In India they don’t get drunk and talk to a woman (the horror) like they do in NYC. But they do gang rape and murder them. I’ll take the NYC treatment, thank you.

      I don’t like women looking like whores, and I’m not asking them to.

      Your reading comprehension is poor. Sorry your feelings were hurt. Go read a different blog.

  • BobBobbob

    I’ve lived in India for a couple years, and on some level Charlie is spot on…from the short term tourist viewpoint. You will not see beautiful girls on the street. Or hanging out in a crappy beach bars. And it has to be one of the worst places in the world for single dudes who travel.

    However, they truly do have the most gorgeous girls I have ever seen in my life. But you’ll meet them at friends parties. Or fancy ass lounging bars/restaurants. They are there…but it’s well hidden behind conservative norms of India society. The odds are definitely against you on a limited travel schedule.

    I too was shocked when I compared travelling in major cities in Thailand…and then arriving in India. Where did all the women go? No seriously, it felt like 70% women…in major cities in Thailand…and you have this drastic drop off when you arrive in India it feels like you are walking around with 70% men…so I totally understand that feeling.

    I think think is caused by India being somewhat of a closed culture, but not in obvious ways like the middle east…however there is a strong culture of protectionism regarding their women…which you can only begin to see behind after spending some time there.

    • I too was shocked when I compared travelling in major cities in Thailand…and then arriving in India. Where did all the women go? No seriously, it felt like 70% women…in major cities in Thailand…and you have this drastic drop off when you arrive in India it feels like you are walking around with 70% men…so I totally understand that feeling.

  • El Duderino

    That was a good fucking laugh.

    Charlie, the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met are from India/Goa … in England. Sounds as if though those insecure, flamboyant Indian dudes have marginalized, intimidated and otherwise banished those girls from beaches/bars. Fuckers.

    Every try Sri Lanka?

  • Manstead frkm

    This guy is so biased that it is pointless to read any reviews. Seems like you have some personal issues with people from certain countries. By the way a quick Google search on Alecia Raut shows that she is Russian born in Brazil so according to the writer from two of the ‘hottest’ countries he has been to.
    Maybe you didn’t find any good looking women in certain countries because there is a problem with you and you found them in certain other countries because they wanted your money and it is easy to find working girls in those countries.
    On that note wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year.

    • Thanks dude. You too.

      I didn’t go there with any bias, but I call it as I see it on this blog. I was totally surprised at what the situation in India was. I am not talking about “finding” hot chicks, I am talking about “seeing” them. Anywhere. They’re not there. It sucks. I have Indian friends and they are cool dudes, all foreign educated. Just saying, bra. I even know a couple hot Indian chicks but they are not actually from India.

      Alecia Raut proves my point. Half Indian, half Russian, she would never make any lists in Russia. It was a good career move for her to make her modeling career in India as she had no chance in Russia. Just like we encourage our Single Dude readership, go abroad where you’re more in demand.

      Good Move Chart:

      INDIA —> men —> RUSSIA
      USA <— women <– RUSSIA

      • splooge

        I been saying this too for a while, due to the surplus of men in India,pakistan and china. They should defienatly get women eastern europe like ukraine,russia,etc. Just be carefull not to get hustled.
        Think sex ratio plays a role. Too many men, you get loud,ugly, lazy women. You get few men like in EE then you get hot femine women. Just by going through the comments it just proves that indian women have an ugly temper…just like their looks, what a sterotype.
        You shouldnt feel weirded out about the stares, its not taboo in India, and they are an emotional bunch like middle easterns,latinos and italians. If they like you they love you,if they dislike, they really hate you…almost bipolar. In those cultures(except middle east) casually touching is no big deal…like say in east asia where they are very particular about it.
        Nothing wrong with being a prude, who wants to marry a slutty woman. Keep your legs close till you get hitched then do the karma sutra and have many kids.
        but the speedos ya thats totally gotta go

        • datgai

          Sorry to disappoint you but most EE women aren’t into Indian men (I’m from EE just not from the parts you mentioned). They’re considered funny or obnoxious and not really masculine.
          They’re more after Scandinavian, Continental West European men or white Americans. But playing the numbers game they will get girlfriends as I’ve seen them around with local women who look like 5-6s.
          Also, Indian culture is too conservative and most in Europe would go as far as call it backwards, no EE woman wants to be told what to do.

          • splooge

            o i take it youre from say poland estonia kazhstan perhaps? Masculine I could belive but I read article online about them being consdiered good husbands thanx to bollywood during the soviet union days, plays the number of ee women acting and working in india said otherwise. Like local guys in goa getting lucky with russian girls gone wild. But ya they are totally into western man due to his money I belive, lotta gold diggers there, but women aint now a days.
            Ya I notice this trend online where the librarl nations will call conservative nations backward while vice versa would say decadent or immoral.
            Think an indian guy will only have success there if hes got money macho and game.

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