India's Shocking Lack of Attractive Women

Unhappy-Brides-e1368526115188-634x517Happy New Years, dudes! I hope that 2013 was good for you and I hope that 2014 is filled with good health, happiness, hot chicks and business success for all our loyal readers. I’m writing on the beach in East Malaysia where I am taking a little New Years’ trip with one of my favorite girlfriends, a very pretty and nice nurse from Hong Kong. I will try to write a little report on Kota Kinabalu soon, but it occurs to me that I promised some more writing on India, so I would like to tackle the subject of the prospects (or lack of) for finding women in India.

I have been to 50 countries now, and I can say without reservation that India is the absolute worst place for women I have even been. I can think of no place less suitable for a single dude trip with the objective of meeting chicks than India. Perhaps some places I have not been yet, like Saudi Arabia or some AIDS infested shithole Sub-Saharan African country might be worse, but those places would be expected to be poor choices. India, however, would be a much greater disappointment due to the false stereotype that exists that it is a country with many beautiful women.

Usually I think that stereotypes exist for a reason, but India is a country where the outside stereotypes do not match reality at a couple of extremely important ways. I discussed earlier how the Indian reputation for high intelligence and tech savvy is completely undeserved. India is a world leader in retardation and this is important to know before you outsource any important business work there.

There also persists a myth that Indian women are beautiful, thanks perhaps to Bollywood. It is similar to what some people expect of America based on Hollywood movies where all the chicks are slim and beautiful. Unfortunately the Bollywood beautiful woman myth is completely false. In fact, nothing could be farther from the truth. I was in India for two weeks and I did not see a single, truly hot Indian chick the entire time I was there. Granted, I was in Goa during the offseason for the majority of my time there where there was basically no one there, much less hot chicks. However I did spend a couple days in Mumbai and walked around in the Fort district extensively, went to some fancy restaurants, and there were no chicks hot enough to be worth looking at twice at a place like Beach Bar in Sofia, Bulgaria on a slow Tuesday night.

India is a complete sausage fest. There is a shocking imbalance of men to women in public in India. Walking around on a Sunday afternoon in Mumbai I saw 15-20 men for every woman. It is completely common to see 50 men in a row walk down the street with nary a whiff of feminine presence. The only other places where I saw such enormous multitudes of men everywhere was on the street in Istanbul’s Beyolu neighborhood, and in Marrakesch, Morocco. In those places it is a Muslim thing, where the local small dicked dudes are so insecure they they keep all the women locked up at home, and covered head to toe when they let them go to market.

In India, there are occasional females on the street but they are completely unacceptable to the typical single dude. Overweight, with acne-riddled skin from a lifetime of greasy cheap Indian food, their belly fat sticking out of their saris, your typical Indian woman is a beast. Contrast this with a street scene in Eastern Europe with gorgeous classy girl after girl walking down the street in high heels and hot outfits. It’s not even the same species, dudes.

Even the alleged hot chicks are not really that hot. I know a budding Bollywood starlet who is a regular star on some Indian TV show who I met in Hong Kong last year. Sure, she is relatively pretty, but like most of the Bollywood actresses she has never thought of stepping in a gym. A 8 face and a 6 body will get you work in Bollywood if you’re an Indian chick.

Don’t believe me? Check out this article entitled the Top 100 Hottest Indian Women:

Sure, some of this chicks are alright, as to expected when you pick the best 100 out of a 1 billion population, but even the hottest ones are really quite so-so in the grand scheme of things. None of these chicks would ever contend for a local beauty contest in Russia, Brazil, Bulgaria, Latvia, Vietnam, or a host of other places. And some are disgraceful.

Check out this tranny at #4, Kareena Kapoor:


#6 is totally unacceptable. I wouldn’t fuck Sania Mirza with a stolen dick.


If you’re into skinny fat anorexics #17, Alicia Raut, should be up your alley:


Contrast this to this article entitled 100 Hottest Russians. Statistically, one would think that India, with almost 10 times the population of Russia, would have an advantage, but there are very few Indian women that are even in the same league as an average hot Russian woman. I’d take a hot Russian office chick over a Bollywood star any day.

Here’s an article with Brazilian chicks (sorry dudes, only 50 this time.)

I imagine an Indian guy would disagree and insist that some skinny fat hack actress is who he has only seen on TV with makeup and CGI is the highest standard of beauty, but as an unbiased observer I tell you, no fucking way dudes. India is a wasteland for women. For single dudes traveling to India the only possible options are to import your own chick to India or go pick up horny party Russians on the beach in Goa during high season. Still though, it’s not really worth it, and I would much prefer Nha Trang Vietnam, which has plenty of party Russians, plus beautiful friendly local Vietnamese girls, and also delicious food and available drugs without the retardation everywhere and creepiness of many of the Indian guys.

The Indians for all their reputation for the Kama Sutra and Tantric sex and gods with 50 penises, are actually total prudes. They keep the sexes separated there. My guess is that all the women hang out in at home in very unsexy saris together at home and gossip about Bollywood. They don’t really mix with the men, and therefore the men have no ability to relate normally with women not in their family. You can’t even get a massage from someone of the opposite sex in India. The women usually dress very conservatively, because any nicely dressed sexy woman is pretty much guaranteed to feel uncomfortable at best and at worst get raped.

The sexual assaults on women in India have gotten quite bad. There are regular stories of gang rape coming out of the country and every Indian woman has stories of being groped on the bus and being stared at in a creepy fashion by hordes of weird Indian dudes. The creepy Indian dude stare is something every female traveler to the country is very familiar with.

Indian guys can be quite a bunch of closeted queers. I was regularly approached by creepy Indian guys on the beach who insisted on putting their arm around me for a picture session and tried to follow me around. Indian bars deserve special mention. Every Indian bar I have been to is populated by 90+% men, with a 1 to 1 ratio of man to whiskey bottle. After drinking for several hours, not talking to each other, and listening to music that sounds like cats fucking, the drunk Indian guys like fight each other and approach me, put their hands all over me without permission, try to pour whiskey down my throat and act like they want to be my best friend. Before they get drunk enough to approach however, they like to stare for the first couple hours. It’s very weird and sometimes quite uncomfortable.

It is not uncommon to see Indian guys walking down the beach in bikini Speedos holding hands. Go to an Indian menswear store and I challenge you to shop for underwear that isn’t animal print bikini briefs. The Indian dudes can be quite flamboyantly closeted. Indian beaches means lots of weird Indian homo-eroticism and absolutely no chicks in bikinis unless they are foreigners. Compare and contrast with Sunny Beach in Bulgaria or the outrageous scene on the beaches of Brazil and you might as well be dealing with a different species on a different planet.

I’m sorry to be harsh, but I need to be absolutely clear that India is the worst place I have ever been for the single dude traveler to meet a local girl. The USA or UK is a paradise in comparison, and regular readers know that I have an extremely low opinion of the single dude prospects of those places. I do like Indians in spite of their weirdness; they are very friendly and outgoing, but single dudes need to know that the Bollywood stereotype is nothing like the reality. Perhaps northern India is better, but I cannot imagine it could be enough of an improvement to justify a single dude trip. So if you go, bring your own chick, enjoy the cheap strong drugs, do some yoga, eat some delicious local food (but try not to overeat) and for Ganesh’s sake, try to not get raped.


126 comments to India’s Shocking Lack of Attractive Women

  • Slade

    Being an avid, single, male, American traveller, who appreciates beautiful women from other countries, I am thrilled to have discovered this site. Thank you so much for the well written, brutally honest, no “PC bullshit” articles, on various travel destinations, and the local women one can expect to meet.

    Yeah, yeah. It pisses off the women, but they need to read the truth, and realize, the sooner they get off their pedestal, the sooner they will be able to cuddle with a man at night, rather than with their toy poodle.

    Having lived here in Seattle for most of my life, I would love to see an article on Seattle, as a travel destination. I can tell you, for a single male traveller, it’s pretty bad, and it’s getting worse. The women here were never anything to take a second look at, to begin with. That is, compared to the awesomely beautiful women in Eastern Europe and Southeast Asia. They tend to be out of shape, and dress sloppily. The tech boom, during the last 20 years has only made it way worse. When you have 10 well-paid techy dudes to every woman, well, you can imagine the attitude the typical Seattle woman now displays. Yup, that’s right. Even a woman of mediocre attractiveness has dudes groveling to get her attention. It’s pretty embarrassing to watch, frankly. The one thing the techy dudes have in their favor, is the money to get the hell out of town, and meet the really attractive women overseas, with nice attitudes. Which probably explains why one sees so many single Seattle women, walking their dogs in the evening.

    As for Indian women, even though I’ve never been to India, I’ve worked around plenty of them. Yes. I’m one of those techy dudes, but I’m definitely not a groveler, but rather a traveller. Anyhow, as I was saying, the Indian women at least have nice attitudes here, for the most part. But, this article was spot on as to their attractiveness. If they would just hit the gym once in awhile, it would go a long ways. Some of them could be really beautiful. Alas, it seems working out is not something that has made it’s way into the Indian culture yet. At least, they have good company in that Seattle women, in general, are soft and pudgy.

    Keep up the great writing, my friends!

  • Jasmyn

    Ok, no. This is not fair.

    1. Have you ever considered the culture of India? The women there don’t wear makeup, or dress up nicely, because for most of them, their future is to get an arranged marriage. Therefore they don’t go round wearing crop tops and hot pants to secure some guy for a one nighter because they don’t want to, they don’t need to. For a lot of the women, looks don’t even matter, because they have the more important issue of money to consider. Of course they’re not going to go and buy expensive fancy clothing and high quality makeup when they don’t even have food to put on the table. Indian society is not one whch revolves around getting attention from men, as is true of many western countries.
    Most men know nothing about when a woman is trying and when she’s not- you cannot tell if a woman has makeup on unless she piles it onto her face. You think every pretty woman who hasn’t obviously got makeup on is “embracing her natural beauty” and “she doesn’t need to wear makeup”- I hate to break your dream but she probably has about six layers of foundation on along with eyeliner, mascara, lipstick and the works. Just because most of the women don’t try doesn’t mean you have the right to judge them about it.

    2. You have not grown up with the culture of India. You’re clearly not Indian- idk where you’re from, but you’ve grown up seeing white women in magazines and on TV- you brain is conditioned to see these people as attractive. Therefore when you see something different, you don’t like it. This is perfectly acceptable, you don’t have to find everyone attractive, but you don’t need to go and write hate articles about all Indian women when all you’ve seen is Goa and a few days in some cities.

    Indian people find Indian women attractive because they’ve grown up in a society which sees them as attractive. However, Indian society is also heavily influenced by Western culture, which is why they are able to find white women attractive as well. They are baffled by Chinese women, however, and fail to see how anyone could see them as attractive. It’s all to do with the society you live in. This is perfectly acceptable, you don’t have to find everyone attractive, but you don’t need to go and write hate articles about all Indian women when all you’ve seen is Goa and a few days in some cities.

    I’m a British girl of Indian ethnicity. I was born here, brought up here, and I have several Indian friends, some of whom are the most beautiful people I’ll ever see. The Indian people here are a lot more beautiful in conventional terms than the people in India, but that comes down to money- money is what makes beauty. I’m sorry, but it’s true. Check out the Cristiano Ronaldo transformation especially, and the Nicki Minaj transformation,

    Your views are so stereotypical and ignorant it blows my mind, but I wouldn’t even care had you not written an entire article badmouthing Indian women. The fact you think you have the right to say these words is unbelievable- sure, if you’re not attracted to Indian women then fine, but that doesn’t mean that you can insult them to their faces. Keep your opinion to yourself.

    If you want to look at some hot Indians, check out Deepika Padukone (undeniable), Priyanka Chopra, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherji, Preity Zinta. Yeah, they’re all Bollywood actresses, but I don’t know any other famous Indian women, sorry.

    • Anon

      Darling I think author clearly wants to just Bang-A-Bitch rather than want a girl with better commitment policies. A girl with crop tops and short skirts over a classy woman with high moral standards? I’m judging him right now.
      Seriously though, I’m a Mumbaikar and if he wants to see crop and bikini tops? Yea I guess he hardly saw my city. We live and breathe on shorts!

      And the technology thing? Hahahaha someone is too stereotypical himself. India doesn’t pay for higher world ranking unlike most other countries. Still, we’re one of the best. Maybe that’s the reason why IIM-A is 11th best and not 2nd, because the Govt.doesn’t want to spend on manipulating ranks.

      Damn man! I’m not pissed off at you. I pity you!

      P.S. Never come here. We don’t need idiots ruining our country. We’re too intelligent for you. My IQ just dropped down to room temperature!

  • Morgan

    The author of this article is absolutely blind and is homophobic, has no sense of beauty and mindlessly writes nonsense and spreads hatred, Who gave u the permission to write? U should just clean toilets for a living! Jerk it off, u dumbass!!!

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