The Picture Game!

Pretty girl with camera

The picture game is a great little single dude party game when traveling which Boris taught me recently on a trip to Saigon. He begged me to not write about it and keep this secret for us, but I don’t really see the harm in showing it to our loyal readers.

So when we’re traveling a wingman and I are often confronted with a situation where we are spending time with a couple girls with which the language barrier is a significant issue. We can talk a little bit in English or their language, but not a lot, and long conversations about complicated subjects are out of the question. So we just smile a lot, dance … [Read more]

The Single Dude's Guide to Montevideo, Uruguay

Uruguay fat chicks

Greetings to all from the Southern Hemisphere! I came down to avoid winter and Christmas and instead enjoy sunny summer in South America. Fuck cold weather, I never understood why people would put up with it. Anyway, It’s been a week since I heard any Christmas elevator music or was encouraged to buy anything I didn’t need just to keep the wheels on the US economy, and I’m totally fine with that.

I just spent 5 days in the capital of Uruguay, and I want to report back to Single Dude nation that Montevideo is a shockingly mediocre location for the single dude or frankly any traveler. I was very surprised by this realization, because I thought it … [Read more]

Idiots, there is NO economic recovery...

The Forgotten Man

Just when I think I have a good handle on just how completely, mind-numbingly retarded the average American is, I am reminded that I have only seen just the tip of the iceberg. This time around it was watching weeks of headlines that all resembled some variation of “Polls show [insert random retarded Republican presidential candidate] would beat Obama” but then today I saw … [Read more]