The Single Dude's Guide to Kiev, Ukraine

Maidan Nezalezhnosti Kiev

Kiev, Ukraine, a major city right in the heart of Eastern Europe. It’s certainly a place worth visiting at least once but I’m going to have to surprise even myself here and give it a mixed review. I’ve only visited Kiev twice, once recently and once many years ago. I was surprised to find the women less beautiful than I remembered and the city itself more beautiful. If you haven’t been to Eastern Europe yet you may not know that many Eastern Europe cities are huge concrete wastelands of architectural diarrhea courtesy of the communist era. There are exceptions though such as Prague, Riga, Zagreb and to some degree definitely Kiev.

Let’s talk about the other major … [Read more] would like to thank Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan a Phenomenal Douche

On behalf of Charlie, ¡Raul! and myself, I would like to offer our sincerest thanks to Piers Morgan for the free advertising he provided for on May 24th, 2011. Out of the goodness of his heart, Piers gave a nice shout out for to his 767,092 (and counting) Twitter followers. Apparently Piers is a big fan of, because he referred to Charlie as a “spiteful little twerp”, a statement he termed “British linguistic terrorism”. We’re not exactly sure what “British linguistic terrorism” is, but we think it might be more accurately characterized, at least in common American English, as British douchebag speak.

Piers Morgan Promoting

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Always be your Team Mate's biggest fan

The Team

Yo everyone, ¡Raul! here! I am back. Let me first apologize for my absence and let everyone know that midget tossing in a brothel while doing ecstasy is illegal in Bolivia. Just note it.

Anyway, back to the matter at hand. I was watching what was going down with this Bin Laden thing and the first thing I thought to myself was, “Man, these guys are total badasses, and they have each others backs, no matter what.” Helicopter crash? Whatever. Not sure if you are getting out alive? Oh, well. Knowing that every other dude there is your biggest fan are right by your side. Priceless. While I won’t equate going into a bar and slaying chicks with your … [Read more] Favorite Keyword Searches

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Here at Single Dude Travel we really enjoy keeping an eye on our Google Analytics statistics, because among other things we really get a kick out of seeing where all our readers come from and how they find us. The other thing we find extremely entertaining are the keywords that people use to find us on Google. While Google may be the best search engine out there, our experience says their search algorithm could still use some tweaking! Here are our favorite search terms to date:

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Wow, What a Bitch!


When I woke up today I had an email from Boris with a link to this sweet blog.  Check it out, I think it can be a very useful tool for us:

It’s really good to know there’s a blog dedicated to some bitchy wife and her retarded complaints about her husband leaving the toilet seat up, not changing the baby’s diaper quickly enough and opening new containers of hair gel before finishing the old ones.  I also really enjoy the side-slappingly funny entertainment like, “Where did my husband leave his dirty socks today?” and “guess how much I hate my husband’s fashion sense?”

Let me quote some passages from this modern day Emily Dickinson.

My daughter has had a cold lately which … [Read more]

I Love Cougars!


A Study of Cougarism – The High Mileage Luxury Car

In today’s age of stupid young American girls it’s often very difficult to find suitable young, female American companionship.  This is why I love cougars.  They offer a very attractive alternative to young chicks and their hangups about sex and inflated feeling of self worth.  These days world cougarism is on the rise, and this is a very good thing for single dudes.

So there is always debate on the issue of what exactly is a cougar.  I offer the Single Dude Travel definition:

Cougar – An attractive single older woman with her own money and a strong sex drive.

Now why cougars?  There are lots of good … [Read more]