Welcome to Eastern Europe, where the pivo is cheap, the women are krasiva and people are experts at taking 3 hours to drink an espresso. The first practical lesson for you in this paradise is easy: Don’t get a hotel. Stay in an apartment! You can rent an apartment for the same price or less than a hotel in virtually any Eastern European city. All you have to do is Google “apartment rental [insert city of your choice]” and start shopping.
Lesson One: Rent an apartment when you stay in Eastern Europe, and get an apartment near the center of town.
Now let’s talk about the reasons why you want an apartment over a hotel besides cost (short … [Read more]
Hey bro, what’s up? How are you doing? What’s new? Me? I’m awesome. Why? Well, everything is good at work, and I’ve been hitting the gym a lot and eating well so I feel really excellent these days. Also, I’ve been seeing this totally perfect girl from Eastern Europe!
Yeah, I know, I know. I never say that about my American girlfriends. I thought it was me, that I was burned out, and that I couldn’t really be that into a girl anymore. But this girl changed my whole attitude. I’m really into her for all sorts of reasons. Like what? For one, she’s really ultra hot. She’s in great shape and really looks good … [Read more]
Ah, Bulgaria. A great single dude travel destination. If you’re on a budget and you don’t want to venture too far off the beaten path Bulgaria is a excellent destination. It’s not too far away, cheap, beautiful, fun, has 24 hour, 7 day a week full on partying and lots of super hot girls who still carry genes from the alien race that came over on a spaceship and populated the area with alien nymphomaniacs thousands of years ago. We call them the “Master Race.”
There is no point repeating what others have put out there already, so if you want to know stuff about Bulgaria’s population, size, history, etc check out the CIA World Fact Book, the State … [Read more]
Get a gay wingman
He will help you fuck that chick,
Or, blow you himself.
Other dudes are here?
Why even pay attention?
We are here for chicks.
Two? Three? Four? Five? Six?
You can not handle them all?
You should bring a friend.
Don’t be her wallet.
She is an equal and earns.
Let her buy you lunch.